I'm not going to rate this. If I did, it would be a one or a negative number. Please make an actual game before posting on here. This file seems to be no more than a practice file to see if commands can be used.
"Its pie" when you look at the pie.
According to the walkthrough, you have to "pull the book" but the commands "pull the book", "pull book", "pull", "pull the book that says lever" and "pull book that says lever" do not work.
By the way, you must type "book that says lever" when you want to do something with it... look, x, take, speak to.
I played it longer than it took to create it, I'm sure.... which wasn't long, I assure you.
I know it wasn't good but why the negative feelings?
Man if your a teacher all those kids that you teach will have a hard time.
and guess what?
Your Kings Quest is gone from the 10 Best rating games
lol
You just improving on making great games.
That jerk Steve Lingle is a negative guy.
Just Ignore him
That Walkthough was Helpful
Michael the gamer wrote:OY! HOW DARE YOU!
CANT YOU MIND YOUR STUPID BISNESS STEVE LINGLE?
I CAN RATE THIS GAME IF I WANTED TO ...
YOUR KINGS QUEST... YOU DIDNT MADE THE GAME!
IT WAS CREATED BY SIERRA AND KONAMI
ITS SOOOOOO BORING I WOULD GO TO SLEEP
NOW LET ME GIVE THAT GAME A 1 STAR RATING JUST TO TEACH YOU.
......STUPID JERK
this time, not only get out, but fight the maniac! (hint: the maniac is alergic to pie.)...
the best actually it shit...
its too easy.....
this is just a game im making for my clan..i just started and i wanted to show them how it is..but feel free to comment and rate.
Comment by Steve Lingle
19 Nov 2007
"You can even type a walkthrou in about 5 secounds
*Walkthrou*
Go Right and then out"
... then why did you grace this with a 3 star rating? (...and your own misspellings)
The the best Game I ever Seen!
this game has a lot of description
And I liked the ending
Well Done Mocha Man and Eager Elmer!
Rating: 5 STARS
Comment for Escape 2. (also known as part 2)
19 Nov 2007
I'm not going to rate this. If I did, it would be a one or a negative number. Please make an actual game before posting on here. This file seems to be no more than a practice file to see if commands can be used.
"Its pie" when you look at the pie.
According to the walkthrough, you have to "pull the book" but the commands "pull the book", "pull book", "pull", "pull the book that says lever" and "pull book that says lever" do not work.
By the way, you must type "book that says lever" when you want to do something with it... look, x, take, speak to.
I played it longer than it took to create it, I'm sure.... which wasn't long, I assure you.
Comment for ESCAPE!-boring edition
19 Nov 2007
"You can even type a walkthrou in about 5 secounds
*Walkthrou*
Go Right and then out"
... then why did you grace this with a 3 star rating? (...and your own misspellings)
Comment for Pain Labyrinth
19 Nov 2007
Nick, you bothered to save? Some rooms say "if you reached this room, you're sure to die" and some say that a ticking started. Even if you're many rooms away, you'll die in an apparent explosion. I considered doing a little map but I don't think I'll bother.
By the way, in a pitch black room, I was able to read writing on a wall without the aid of any light. I'm superman!... or a raccoon with night vision.
Aren't you glad I'm not rating these?
Review of Killer Syringe
28 Oct 2004
Sorry. Demo or not... This game is similar to a load of random writing. The commands don't work which you are told to use. The spelling, as indicated several times in these reviews, is more than bad.
You can take the wallet and the key even though you can't see it before killing the old man.
In fact, you can take any object without killing the person who is holding it.
You cannot win even following the walkthrough...
Really consider re-writing this game.
Rating: 1 star
007bond
I never thought I'd see the day when I agreed with davidw.
Seriously, whoever you are, Michael the Gamer, sod off.
You're a complete idiot and your input is not welcome here.
*awaits personal attacks on me*
davidw
Mummy, heee-eeeeeeeeeeellllpppppppppp! The toddlers have invaded the forum!
Mu-mmmmmmmyyyyyyyy!!!!!
paul_one
Elex - email Alex to change one to the other (or IM him over msn).
Michael - stop taking criticism to heart. You're either a baby or a girl.... Or a baby girl.
[Mod_Idea++] (just not me)
I'm keeping an eye on this topic.
Review by Michael the gamer
6 Oct 2007
Man this Game is funny!
You can even type a walk through in about 5 seconds
*Walk through*
Go Right and then out
Rating: 3 stars
Comment by Steve Lingle
19 Nov 2007
"You can even type a walkthrou in about 5 secounds
*Walkthrou*
Go Right and then out"
... then why did you grace this with a 3 star rating? (...and your own misspellings)
Comment by Steve Lingle
19 Nov 2007
I'm not going to rate this. If I did, it would be a one or a negative number. Please make an actual game before posting on here. This file seems to be no more than a practice file to see if commands can be used.
"Its pie" when you look at the pie.
According to the walkthrough, you have to "pull the book" but the commands "pull the book", "pull book", "pull", "pull the book that says lever" and "pull book that says lever" do not work.
By the way, you must type "book that says lever" when you want to do something with it... look, x, take, speak to.
I played it longer than it took to create it, I'm sure.... which wasn't long, I assure you.
I know it wasn't good but why the negative feelings?
Mummy, heee-eeeeeeeeeeellllpppppppppp! The toddlers have invaded the forum!
Mu-mmmmmmmyyyyyyyy!!!!!
I never thought I'd see the day when I agreed with davidw.
Seriously, whoever you are, Michael the Gamer, sod off.
You're a complete idiot and your input is not welcome here.
*awaits personal attacks on me*
Caps lock does not make your case any strong, if anything it makes it weaker, as it looks like you can't even see you've left it on...
A moderator would be a good idea in case people post spam, vulgar comments or rate their own games under another name, etc.
Steve has a very good reputation here as some-one who comments well, and has made some good games. I've thought about making other game into text versions too, you really need to know the inter working of some games and know the plot, etc inside out to do so, and is a kind of tribute to the game...
By the way, now that DavidW hates you, he will never stop. He has strong opinions and high standards.
Michael, you also spelt 'attention' wrong, it's not 'attencion'.
Also I wonder why Dther99 hasn't posted at all on the forums? I'm sure the forum dis-allows multiple users with the same email address...
Anyway I think I'll play all the new games and check them out. By the way, I forgot my name over here was 'Elexxorine' and registered under 'DePaw', there doesn't seem to be a way to change it, but I'd like to keep the consistency so you know it's me. If Alex could change it, I'd be most grateful. Thanks.
Elex - email Alex to change one to the other (or IM him over msn).
Michael - stop taking criticism to heart. You're either a baby or a girl.... Or a baby girl.
[Mod_Idea++] (just not me)
I'm keeping an eye on this topic.
Review of Assassin
6 Oct 2007
The the best Game I ever Seen!
this game has a lot of description
And I liked the ending
Well Done Mocha Man and Eager Elmer!
Rating: 5 stars
Review of Lodus
6 Oct 2007
I liked this game.
I Liked the effects like the baackground
Its not like a action game its more like a relaxing game
Rating: 5 stars
Review of Dim
13 Oct 2007
I liked this game its funny!
this part was my favioite: (use hammer at ceiling in crate room)
You hit the ceiling hard, and candy comes out. I love pinatas! Ok just kidding... Really it does nothing.
Rating: 5 stars
Dr.Froth wrote:I have an idea but I don't think that everyone will like it.
What if you only allowed games to be put up in textadventures from registered users of Quest.
I mean, think about it. You only have six rooms and thirty objects in the trial version of Quest 4. This makes it only a testing ground to even see if you like using the program.
Of course you can make a one room game, I just made one. But... it far exceeded the table scrap that the trial version gives you to work with as far as items (and even "rooms").
This would keep people from downloading quest for an afternoon and uploading the product of one or two learning sessions. If they are able to make a "masterpiece" game from six rooms and 30 objects than they really should buy the program. If they do not want to do that there is still the IF archive and the IFDB to upload the games to.
If you are using quest, and you have been using quest for longer than thirty days, you should buy it.
So that is my take on it. I think that if somebody threw down the cash for the program they would be less likely to post up some garbage like we are seeing right now. (Though they still might put up some crappy game, the steep price of Quest almost would give them the right to one or two.)
Anyway, what do ya'll (Texas Dialect) think of that.
Dr.Froth wrote:I do not really want to get into an argument here but I honestly I would rather have 10 games that were well done (or at least cared about), than 100 games of crap so bad that I would rather take a belt sander to my genitals than play any of them.
davidw wrote:Michael the Gamer, I'd respond to you with the vitriol you deserve, but
a) You're about five years old and I've never fancied beating up small children.
b) Your games are crap. And I don't just mean crap in a slightly crap sort of way but crap in an humungously crap sort of way. They're so crap the dictionary needs rewriting to include a more venomous definition for crap. If they were any more crap, you'd probably have died from their sheer crapness during the writing period (althought as that was probably only 15-20 minutes, you might well have survived). In short: they're crap. If you don't see that... well, you're probably crap, too. So your opinion on what constitutes a good game is neither here nor there. You're crap.
c) You're crap.
d) As stated above, you're only five years old and so your opinions don't matter.
e) You're crap.
f) Your games are crap.
g) You're crap.
Get the point? I can try to make it a little clearer if you like - you are, after all, very young (not to mention crap) and so words of more than one syllable, or those not in caps, surely confuse you - but you're not welcome here, your games aren't welcome here and, above all, all those caps are hurting my eyes.
PS - you're crap.