Thank you for connecting to the Death's Head Network, ideal support for you when you're just a disembodied, flaming skull. In all of the global empire, you won't find better support for any levitating skull that's on fire. Please provide some identifying information for our network that differentiates you from the other flaming skulls in your region.
First, is your cursed existence the result of [[Arcane Magic|Arcane]] and intentional experimentation, an [[Eldritch Curse|Haunted]] from disturbing that which should have been left alone, or due to vengeful [[Pirate Magic|Pirate]] from those out to prove that dead men can tell tales? Or, alternatively, some [[Other]] method?(set: $SkullType to "Arcane")
Excellent! Now, is your existence maintained through [[Magic]], [[Will Power]], [[Unfinished Business]], or through some [[Unknown]] method?(set: $SkullType to "Haunted")
Excellent! Now, is your existence maintained through [[Magic]], [[Will Power]], [[Unfinished Business]], or through some [[Unknown]] method?(set: $SkullType to "Pirate")
Excellent! Now, is your existence maintained through [[Magic]], [[Will Power]], [[Unfinished Business]], or through some [[Unknown]] method?(set: $Essence to "Magic")
Great! Now, is your lair in a [[Volcano Cave]], a [[Haunted Crypt]], a [[Shipwreck]], a [[Mansion]], or [[Somewhere Else]]?(set: $Essence to "Will Power")
Great! Now, is your lair in a [[Volcano Cave]], a [[Haunted Crypt]], a [[Shipwreck]], a [[Mansion]], or [[Somewhere Else]]?(set: $Essence to "Unfinished Business")
Great! Now, is your lair in a [[Volcano Cave]], a [[Haunted Crypt]], a [[Shipwreck]], a [[Mansion]], or [[Somewhere Else]]?(set: $Essence to "Unknown")
Great! Now, is your lair in a [[Volcano Cave]], a [[Haunted Crypt]], a [[Shipwreck]], a [[Mansion]], or [[Somewhere Else]]?(set: $SkullType to "Other")
Excellent! Now, is your existence maintained through [[Magic]], [[Will Power]], [[Unfinished Business]], or through some [[Unknown]] method?(set: $Lair to "Volcano Cave")
Okay! We're almost finished. Does your name start with [[A to G]], [[H to N]], [[O to P]], [[Q]], [[R to Y]], or [[Z]]?(set: $Lair to "Haunted Crypt")
Okay! We're almost finished. Does your name start with [[A to G]], [[H to N]], [[O to P]], [[Q]], [[R to Y]], or [[Z]]?(set: $Lair to "Shipwreck")
Okay! We're almost finished. Does your name start with [[A to G]], [[H to N]], [[O to P]], [[Q]], [[R to Y]], or [[Z]]?(set: $Lair to "Mansion")
Okay! We're almost finished. Does your name start with [[A to G]], [[H to N]], [[O to P]], [[Q]], [[R to Y]], or [[Z]]?(set: $Lair to "Somewhere Else")
Okay! We're almost finished. Is your name April Shale, meteorologist at KTHS news in Seattle?
Please answer [[Yes|April Shale]] or [[No]].Is your name [[Arkanex]], [[Delita]], or [[Something Else|No]]?Is your name [[Jane]], [[Jasmine]], [[Jeremy]], [[John]], [[J'yanthal]], or [[Kristen]]? Or is it [[Something Else|No]]?Is your identity [[Parthen the Bellicose]]? Or is it [[Something Else|No]]?Is your name [[Quariala the Peculiar]]? Or is it something else?Is your name [[Roger]], [[Susan]], [[Tyraphel the Cruel]], [[Yendua]], or [[Something Else|No]]?Is your name [[Zeke]], [[Zelda]], [[Zigthresharl]], or [[Something Else|No]]?We think this is your information:
Name: April Shale
Cause: Probably the freak lightning storm that hit the Doppler 9000
Sustaining Essence: Who knows? Doctors are still working on it.
Lair: The News Studio
Is this correct?
Please enter [[Yes]] or [[No]].We're sorry, we don't have any record of you in the system! A trouble ticket has been submitted, and someone should get in touch with you within the next 24 to 36 hours. Don't fret, turning into a Flaming Skull that hovers monstrously through the air happens to many people, and we're here for you. Our quality assurance survey is down at the moment, so feel free to terminate this connection at your convenience.
Goodbye! Thank you for contacting the Death's Head Network!(set: $Name to"Arkanex")
Swell! If that's your name, then we believe your information is as follows:
Name: $Name
Cause: $SkullType
Sustaining Essence: $Essence
Lair: $Lair
Is this correct?
Please enter [[Yes]] or [[No]].(set: $Name to"Jane")
Swell! If that's your name, then we believe your information is as follows:
Name: $Name
Cause: $SkullType
Sustaining Essence: $Essence
Lair: $Lair
Is this correct?
Please enter [[Yes]] or [[No]].(set: $Name to"Jasmine")
Swell! If that's your name, then we believe your information is as follows:
Name: $Name
Cause: $SkullType
Sustaining Essence: $Essence
Lair: $Lair
Is this correct?
Please enter [[Yes]] or [[No]].(set: $Name to"Jeremy")
Swell! If that's your name, then we believe your information is as follows:
Name: $Name
Cause: $SkullType
Sustaining Essence: $Essence
Lair: $Lair
Is this correct?
Please enter [[Yes]] or [[No]].(set: $Name to"John")
Swell! If that's your name, then we believe your information is as follows:
Name: $Name
Cause: $SkullType
Sustaining Essence: $Essence
Lair: $Lair
Is this correct?
Please enter [[Yes]] or [[No]].(set: $Name to"J'yanthal")
Swell! If that's your name, then we believe your information is as follows:
Name: $Name
Cause: $SkullType
Sustaining Essence: $Essence
Lair: $Lair
Is this correct?
Please enter [[Yes]] or [[No]].(set: $Name to"Parthen the Bellicose")
Swell! If that's your name, then we believe your information is as follows:
Name: $Name
Cause: $SkullType
Sustaining Essence: $Essence
Lair: $Lair
Is this correct?
Please enter [[Yes]] or [[No]].(set: $Name to"Quariala the Peculiar")
Swell! If that's your name, then we believe your information is as follows:
Name: $Name
Cause: $SkullType
Sustaining Essence: $Essence
Lair: $Lair
Is this correct?
Please enter [[Yes]] or [[No]].(set: $Name to"Roger")
Swell! If that's your name, then we believe your information is as follows:
Name: $Name
Cause: $SkullType
Sustaining Essence: $Essence
Lair: $Lair
Is this correct?
Please enter [[Yes]] or [[No]].(set: $Name to"Susan")
Swell! If that's your name, then we believe your information is as follows:
Name: $Name, Alias Time Pixie
Cause: $SkullType
Sustaining Essence: $Essence
Lair: $Lair
Is this correct?
Please enter [[Yes|SusanYes]] or [[No]].(set: $Name to"Tyraphel the Cruel")
Swell! If that's your name, then we believe your information is as follows:
Name: $Name
Cause: $SkullType
Sustaining Essence: $Essence
Lair: $Lair
Is this correct?
Please enter [[Yes]] or [[No]].(set: $Name to"Yendua")
Swell! If that's your name, then we believe your information is as follows:
Name: $Name
Cause: $SkullType
Sustaining Essence: $Essence
Lair: $Lair
Is this correct?
Please enter [[Yes]] or [[No]].(set: $Name to"Zeke")
Swell! If that's your name, then we believe your information is as follows:
Name: $Name
Cause: $SkullType
Sustaining Essence: $Essence
Lair: $Lair
Is this correct?
Please enter [[Yes]] or [[No]].(set: $Name to"Zelda")
Swell! If that's your name, then we believe your information is as follows:
Name: $Name
Cause: $SkullType
Sustaining Essence: $Essence
Lair: $Lair
Is this correct?
Please enter [[Yes]] or [[No]].(set: $Name to"Zigthresharl")
Swell! If that's your name, then we believe your information is as follows:
Name: $Name
Cause: $SkullType
Sustaining Essence: $Essence
Lair: $Lair
Is this correct?
Please enter [[Yes]] or [[No]].Excellent! We'll issue a trouble ticket for you right away, and our next available necrotech specialist will give you a call as soon as they can. Thank you for calling the Death's Head Network!
Goodbye!(set: $Name to"Kristen")
Swell! If that's your name, then we believe your information is as follows:
Name: $Name, alias The Corrupt One
Cause: $SkullType
Sustaining Essence: $Essence
Lair: $Lair, or possibly STUMPED Stadium
Is this correct?
Please enter [[Yes|KristenYes]] or [[No]].(set: $Name to "Delita")
Swell! If that's your name, then we believe your information is as follows:
Name: $Name, Alias Wandering Insanity, Alias Inmate Zero?
Cause: $SkullType
Sustaining Essence: $Essence
Lair: $Lair
Is this correct?
Please enter [[Yes|DelitaYes]] or [[No]].Hail, Inmate Zero! We're sorry to learn that such a calamity has reduced you to a Flaming Skull. We'll get someone with you right away so that you can get back to your snow globes and writing prompts soon enough. Thank you for calling on the services of the Death's Head Network!Hello, Susan! We're sorry to learn that such a calamity has reduced you to a Flaming Skull. We'll get someone with you right away so that you can get back to your celestial coat and weekly lectern soon enough. Thank you for calling on the services of the Death's Head Network!Hello, Kristen! We're sorry to learn that such a calamity has reduced you to a Flaming Skull. We'll get someone with you right away so that you can get back to your tech board and classes soon enough. Thank you for calling on the services of the Death's Head Network!