You wakeup from sleep
[[Getup from Bed|Fall on the floor]]
[[Sleep some more|Start]]You fall on the floor due to your half-ass slumber and shit motor skills
[[Get up|Head to the bathroom]]
[[Sleep on the floor|Start]]Your Realize that you look like shit, maybe you should join a gym?
[[Get ready for the day]]You leave the apartment and realize that you might need to buy a new car because the one you currently own looks like shit
[[Yeah, I'll check them out later]]When you reach work your boss hands you a stack of papers and tells you there's a new opening for a project with no extra pay
[[That sucks I'm fine without it | Fuck the project]]
[[Yeah I like not being paid what I'm worth | Join the project]]
The meeting is rubbish everyone looks bored as fuck in there, good thing I rejected that stupid offer
[[Start at the stack of papers|Work]]
[[Facebook looks interesting since everyone is stuck why not?|Facebook]]This meeting sucks donkey dick, I can't even look at my phone without some old jackass coughing at my own business, what an ass!
[[Lets follow this shit anyways]]Shit I took so long on these fucking stack of papers, I forgot I'm supposed to meet Tim at the bar
[[Head to the bar |Bar with Tim]]Shit Facebook fucked my schedule, I forgot I'm supposed to meet Tim at the bar
[[Head to the bar |Bar with Tim]]Shit this meeting took so long!, I forgot I'm supposed to meet Tim at the bar
[[Head to the bar |Bar with Tim]]Great it's fucking raining too,
As you enter the "Lusty Sailor" you notice a large crowd, some depressed faces and finally reach your booth.
[[Take a seat]]The waittress comes over to take your order
[[Yeah I'll have a Scotch neat|Baller]]
[[I'll have a beer please|Drunky]]
[[Just water|poor ass bitch]]Hey Tim, how's life?
"Same old, same old"
[[Yeah, well mines sucks]]Hey Tim, how's life?
"Same old, same old"
[[Yeah, well mines suckss]]Hey Tim, how's life?
"Same old, same old"
[[Yeah, well mines sucks]]"Well buddy, I might have an opportunity for you, I'm thinking of starting a Craft Beer company" Tim said
[[Go on]]"Well buddy, I might have an opportunity for you, I'm thinking of starting a Craft Beer company
[[Go on]]
[[Throws beer bottle at Tim|almost dead]]America loves beer, and I have a plan to revolutionize the beer industry, you like beer right?
[[No, it tastes like asswater]]
[[Yea, I love it]]You and Tim brawl it out, until he smacks you with a stool and you die bleeding on the floor
[[The light?]]Tim smacks you and you end up dead on the floor of the bar!
What a waste
You should've hit the gym!
(Ending 1 out of 5)Alright man, keep your pants on, take a chill pill
Jeez, chill the fuck out officeboy
[[The night goes on]]Alright, I get you in touch with the details of the venture, however you need to quit your job because it's a full time thing and I can't risk you not being serious
[[I'm in]]You head home after saying goodbye to your buddies and that asshole Tim. Fuck that guy, what does he know?
That ass couldn't tell the difference between a business and a scam.
[[Go to bed]]We shake hands and party hard, for it's gonna be a success story they'll be singing for ages
[[Go to bed]]Morning is here it's time to head out, but I've been short on time.
I have errands to run, so I'll do one before work
[[Head to the gym]]
[[Head to the Car dealership]]
[[Fuck errands, head to work]]Signup is $200 and is $50 a month
[[Signup]]
[[Fuck it]]So many brands, I wonder what's worth?
[[BMW Dealership]]
[[Toyota Dealership]]
[[Honda Dealership]]
[[My buddy Earl has a dealership, I should swing by]]Well, it's another shitty day in the office
I have always dreamed of getting that promotion but I'm not sure that greedy asshole will ever give me one!
It's now or never!
[[Head into Manager's office]]The car lease and prices are so vague
But it looks really hot and I think its a worthawhile offer
[[Buy the new 3 series on credit]]
[[Buy the new 5 series on credit]]
[[Fuck these cars|Toyota Dealership]]
[[I want to check out the new Honda|Honda Dealership]]The Camry, reliable, beautiful, and clean
I can afford it cash so why not?
Hopefully nothing goes wrong
[[To the office|Fuck errands, head to work]]This place?
Really?
Fuck this
[[Head to Bmw dealer|BMW Dealership]]
[[Head to Toyota|Toyota Dealership]]Earl is a scumbag car dealer, I knew him since the 3rd Grade, He'd sell his mom if it was possible
The sales lady is really cute, I don't know what to do though?
[[Talk to her]]
[[Leave|Fuck errands, head to work]]Alright!
I promise to get fit and stay fit forever!
[[Head to work|Fuck errands, head to work]] [[Screw gym|Fuck errands, head to work]] This beauty will be sent over in 2-3 weeks
I gave a Down-Payment of $5000, hopefully nothing goes wrong in the economy
[[Alright let's head back to the office|Fuck errands, head to work]]Yessss, I've been waiting all my life for a car is beautiful
It will be sent to the house in 2-3 weeks
[[To the office|Fuck errands, head to work]]What should I say?
[[Hi]]
[[Hello Beautiful]]
[[Sup Bitch]]
[[Cute Shoes wanna fuck?]]
[[Leave|Fuck errands, head to work]]I say "Hi there"
She responds, "Hi, welcome to CarHub, how can I help?"
[[I'm interested in buying a car]]
[[I was wondering...]]
[[Leave|Fuck errands, head to work]]She giggles and asks
"Are you interested in buying a car?"
[[I was wondering...]]
[[Yes|I'm interested in buying a car]]She leaves and the manager asks you to leave the dealership
[[Fuck errands, head to work]] That actually works and she sucks your dick in the bathroom
NO IM FUCKING JOKING!
She leaves and the manager asks you to leave the dealership
[[Fuck errands, head to work]]"What car are you looking to buy?
[[Toyota Camry]]
[[BMW 3 Series]]
[[Something fast like a Ferrari or Lambo]]Why is it that Earl always puts a pretty girl like you in a shitty place like this?
She laughs and says, "Because pretty girls like me loves cars and especially sleek ones"
[[I got a sleek one]]
[[Really? I'm a fan of the 3 series but with a negative one series paycheck]]
[[Leave|Fuck errands, head to work]] Right this way!
[[Buy Toyota Camry]]
[[Talk to her]] Right this way!
[[Buy BMW 3 Series]]
[[Talk to her]] Right this way
[[Buy Ferrari 458]]
[[Talk to her]] Your credit will be processed in 2-3 weeks, Thank you for your purchase
[[Head to the office|Fuck errands, head to work]]Your credit will be processed in 2-3 weeks, Thank you for your purchase
[[Head to the office|Fuck errands, head to work]]Your credit will be processed in 2-3 weeks, Thank you for your purchase
[[Head to the office|Fuck errands, head to work]]"What do you mean?" she asks
[[Whip out shitty car keys]]
[[Pull out your dick|Sup Bitch]]She laughs, and respects your honesty
[[Lets hang out after work]] She laughs and takes out the same keys
"Great minds think alike" she says
[[Lets hang out after work]]She agrees and gives you her number
[[Head to the office|Fuck errands, head to work]]Good morning sir,
I've worked here since 2015 and I believe that our mission would be benefitted if I received a little bit more motivation
I want a promotion or atleast a raise
I know this company and I know these people, let me be an asset for your team!
[[Sit down]]"Listen, I wish I had enough to support a promotion or even a raise, but right now I don't have the resources, maybe after the project is finished I might have something for you" Said the manager
[[Fuck this I'm leaving]]
[[I understand and will support this project as much as possible]]Fuck this company
It has no means of sacrifice or motivation to it's employees who have made it what it is today
And for that I get a shit paycheck and diseases?
No fuck you
And fuck that shitty ass project
I quit, get that resignation letter and wipe your goddamn ass
[[Leave the building]]I respect you as a leader and trust your skills(Asslicking101)
Please don't hesitate to ask me for more help on the project!
[[Actually, I need this..]]Fuck that guy and fuck his company, I packed up everything and I'm taking Tim's offer, I hope it's worth the risk!
[[Go to the Bar|Tim's plan]]"I need you to head to the 'Southern Peak'(Fucking Far away), and do a presentation about our upcoming project tomorrow, I hope you know the area well"
[[Consider it done!| Let's project]]
[[Fuck no|Quitting the hard way]]I have a mountain of work to do, but I still want to meet friends and have a good life, why is work so difficult?
I think I need a beer
[[Stay home and finish work|Good Boy]]
[[Head to the bar|Office boy]]
This cunt thinks I'm gonna do his dirtywork for free?
Fuck no I'm submitting that resignation letter tomorrow and I'm getting that two week notice
[[Finish leftover work|quitting the easy way]]
I call Tim up to talk to him about the company and see what's the hype about, hopefully I can trust him and things will go smoothly
I have a feeling it's not gonna be easy and I'm not sure about the outcome, but it looks like I have no other choice.
[[Go see Tim]]I'm going to get my letter of recommendation and then leave gracefully I really hope my boss takes it well, I have no other choice but to see Tim.
I have a feeling its hot air but it sure is better than working for shit and not earning enough to live a good life
[[Go see Tim]]I worked throughout the night and finished a beautiful presentation, the speech is great, my laptop is all charged up and ready.
The shitty car broke down and I had to take the bus, well looks like that's the only bummer
[[Go to the presentation]]I'm just gonna head to the bar to get one drink nothing more
[[Go say Hi to Tim]]
[[I'm gonna drink alone]]"Good morning ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to present on behalf of my company........."
The meeting was great! everyone said I had a potential and would consider my product and hopefully it all goes well, but for now I gotta catch my bus to the bar, it's already 7.30 pm.
[[Head to the bar]]"umm, good morning guys, I'm here to talk about my product........"
I blew it, it was boring and some guys even left, I really need to rethink what I'm doing, is it even worth?
[[Fuck me, I know I'll get fired]]You look at the wad of cash you are holding,
I like this feeling of being financially secure
[[I'm not gonna drink, Let's save!"]]
[[I'm buying drinks for everyone!!]]You meet Tim to talk about the rules and regulations of the business
He doesn't seem to bother too much about the details.
You get worried and hesitate
However theres no turning back
You don't have a job anymore
There is no other chance
[[Trust Tim]]
[[Fuck Tim over]]Hey man, how it going?
*Me trying to be friendly"
"I'm great! I'm closing a deal tomorrow" Tim said
"Me too!" I replied
So we celebrated and drank like crazy
A beautiful girl entered the bar and all eyes are on her
[[Go approach her]]
[[Finish drink and leave]]
You drink three pints of beer and head home without saying a word to Tim
[[I'm heading home]]"Hi I think you look beautiful" I said
"Go suck a dick" she replied
I have never been so violently rejected in my whole life and it sucks
I was absolutely shattered and I didnt know what to do
I got fucked, literally mindfucked [[I'm heading home]]
[[Tim offers to help me approach girls]]We drank a lot now the real challenge is getting home
[[I'm heading home]]I fucked up big time, I overslept and the work is unfinished, I don't know what to do because the speech is unfinished and my laptop is low on battery.
I'm just gonna drive there and hope it'll all be fine
[[Wing it like a boss]]
"Yeah I guess that would be useful, Thanks mate"
[[I'm heading home]]You enter a drunken sadness, a depression that's deep.
You start to rethink all those life decisions.
The loneliness consumes you and all that you want to do is to end it
"Being the drunk idiot you are, you jump off a bridge while intoxicated and drown to a painful suicide"
Sad, but thats life
The choices you make are what you are
Sometimes the bad ones ruin you and sometimes the good ones do too
(Ending 4 out of 5)You realize that money is important and walk away from the bar, deciding that there is a purpose to earn money and now it's an eye opening opportunity to retire early or to leave this shitty job to get a better one
I've worked hard, why should I enjoy myself?
It's time to make a choice what's it gonna be?
[[Save]]
[[Spend|I'm buying drinks for everyone!!]]We are gonna party a lot tonight and in hopes that it gets crazy we bought booze and got some ladies in!
I know its probably a bad idea, but there's this really cute girl.
I think we'll get our own bottle and talk for a bit
[[Buy bottle]]You decide to leave the bar and save money, maybe retire early or leave this shitty job once you have enough, but for now it's uncertain what will be the outcome.
Is it worth the hassle?
[[Yes]]
[[No]]So, this is the path you chose, to save money, work diligently and retire early.
However, was it worthit to grow old alone with plenty of cash?
That little bitterness left in, that burning "What if?" question lingering inside while everyone was enjoying, "What if this?" "What if that?".
At the end of the day it's your decision and without a doubt we salute you for playing and choosing this ending
(Ending 2 out of 5)
Thanks for playing!Fuck this, I'm young lets have a good time
[[Spend|I'm buying drinks for everyone!!]]
We party till late, switching clubs and ditching Tim
Fuck that guy right?
I head back to her place, and we get heated up, I really like her, but we met in the bar.
I'm not sure thats the ideal love story, but this isn't a fairy tale, it's real fucking life
[[I want to date her]]
[[She's a bimbo]]Her name is "Veronica"
She is a beautiful, tall and independent woman
She's not your type but things were in the right time, in the right place.
And you two hit it off
[[Fast forward 5 years]]Ugh, you fuck her and leave!
Welp at least you got laid!
[[Go home]]Veronica and you are now happily married
With a one year old child, she's your little angel and you love Veronica because of her loving self sacrifice, the most gifted mother on the planet and the sheer beauty, "How did you manage to score this hottie?" you occasionally ask yourself.
You are happy for the choices you took, and even though your boss is sometimes an asshole, and sometimes the baby cries all night or Veronica is being difficult, you look back and are grateful you took those steps and made these decisions
(Ending 3 out of 5)
Thanks for playing!Double-click this passage to edit it.You schedule the first meeting with P&G company for the first time
It took a while to score this meeting
Its best to rehearse the lines
I'll go see if Tim is free?
[[Rehearse Lines]]
[[Go find Tim]]I don't think this guy is serious
It is his plan though
I'm not sure I'll be able to find my way through this mess
But then again He might fuck me over?
[[Trust Tim]]
[[Lets go seperate ways]]You study all night
Every line memorized, all slides are locked and ready
You know your shit
You know your beer
You know your audience
Let's win this!
[[Head to the meeting]]He's at the bar
Typical drunk cunt
But he's my Tim, I love this guy and he allowed me to join his idea
So let's head over and enjoy a few beers
[[Head to the bar|V2]]
[[No, he's a drunk cunt I'm gonna rehearse my lines|Rehearse Lines]]I got a huge break!
There's a meeting with P&G
I'm gonna study a lot
I'm gonna rehearse my lines
Fuck Tim, this is my idea now
He can go jump off a bridge for all I care
I'm gonna earn this no matter what!
[[Go to the meeting]]You ace it
Everyone loves it
You feel the energy
This is what you were made for, you are a winner
Fuck Tim anyways, he might be dead in a while eitherway
not your fault for throwing that loser under the bus right?
[[Fast forward 5 yearss]]
You pass out drunk and completely miss the meeting
You dumb drunk shit
You fucked up the only chance of victory
But why?
Cause of your drunk dumb friend?
Sure he gave you an idea
But it was just an idea
It didnt have much merit anyways
And now you've thrown it away
[[OH SHIT|Fuck me, I know I'll get fired]]Tim is nowhere to be found
Did he forget? Did he overdrink? I dont know and Now there is no time to worry
[[Head in for the meeting]]The brewing business was good
P&G loved it and you earned a buttload for it!
However was it worth the lonliness??
You threw your only friend under the bus for a stack of cold hard cash!
Take it any way you want but money is better than nothing
Like they said, "I'd rather cry in a Bentley than on a bus"
Now you live like a king, Dan Bilzerian Style!
(Ending 5 out of 5)
If you got all five endings congratulations!
Your Winner!You confront Tim after the meeting ends
"Where the fuck were you at?" you asked
"Sorry bro I completely blacked out!" said Tim
"Actually, I'm not sure about this business, I'm sorry if I led you to dissapointment, but I'm really unsure and I don't think its a good idea to continue with this" Said Tim
[[It's alright we'll go through this together]]
[[Fuck Tim over]]You try to lead Tim through this path
Through the business
Through all struggle together
However, he's a relapsed failure every step of the way
And you've wasted time, potential and love all for this ungrateful little shit
Eventually Tim screws you over for some alcohol and sex with hookers.
You are left pennyless, homeless and depressed
[[Crap|Fuck me, I know I'll get fired]]