You are in the mind of a half-brained, Neaderthal-esque, growing teenager. Nothing that resonates in your mind is an intelligible thot... "Ahem"... I mean thought. The only human you know how to speak is Chips... and... Y'all. Nothing else makes sense. Nothing else is better. Nothing matters.
As a singe-brain-having teen, you lie nearly lifelessly on your bed. YOu have two seemingly understandable choices- Chipz or Y'all. What will you foolishlessly pick?
[[Chipz]]
or
[[Y'all -> Y'all]] To you Chipz means everything. It's what you had growing up and a young monkey-child. Chipz is not just a snack to thee. Chipz is not just a meager food, but it is a life style. A WAY OF LIFE GODDAMMIT!!!!
THE PATH OF CHIPZ IS NOT A SIMPLE JOKE, YOU MONKEY-ASS MOUTH-BREATHER!!! CHIPZ IS A PATH OR STRIFE AND PAIN! LOVE AND HATE! LIFE AND DAMN DEATH!
SO I WILL ASK YOU THIS QUESTION AGAIN:
[[CHIPZ?!]]
[[OR THE PATH OF Y'ALL?!]]You slothly crawl out of your unkept bed. The smell of your own filth, depression, and failure shrouds the hollow shell that is your very body and soul. You make you way to your untidy closet only after fumbling over your own filth and waste
You kick your empty, crushed MTN DEW can to the side and stand hunched near your closet.
Are you ready?
[[Look around]]
[[Go in head first like the dumbass you are]][[Yeah... That's what I thought... -> Y'all...]] You come to a halt at your grimey closet... Something isn't quite right, so you scan your room in hopes of finding out why you feel such a vibe. (Honestly, I doubt you can)
Momentarily, you spot sever items. That's what it was!!! You need some "itemz".
Gazing at your cubic area you spot a pencil, a lighter, a condom, and small backpack.
What will you takez before you continue your venture????
Also you're gonna die SOOOOOOOOOOOOO) many times on this part so be prepared.
[[The lighter]]
[[The pencil]]
[[The condom]]
[[The small backpack]]You enter the closet with all 0% percent of confidence that you have. You stare into that dank and smelly, god-forsaken, cubby-hole with sheer and massive interest and intent. You could stare at your fithly for hours without a single thought going through you mind...
You are truly captivated... Slowly you start to drift off....
[["zzz"]]You have a dream... much like Martin Lurther King.
[[Fall down]]You somehow managed to use some of your very minimal muscle power to collect a Halloween decorated pencil
Continue combing or....?
[[Continue to search with your pencil ]]
[[Go back]]Fire hot. Hot is from Fire. Fire burn. Fire can danger. Don't touch on body. Fire burn hurt. Hospial bill hurt more.
You gonna continue or...?
[[Continue looking with your lighter]]
[[Quit.. ->Go back]] It's not use and prolly never will be. Your mom's newborn will probably have a better use for it. I honestly don't know why an asexual like you would even have a condom, but I guess you have the option to pocket it.
The smell of your room is getting nauseating... whatchu gonna do?
[[Stay searching with that condom]]
[[Go closet ->Go back]] You should be using this in Chipz but whatever. It's here so you might as well put it on you. It's not too heavy because you hadly go to school and do work anyways, but I guess it's durable enough.
[[Continue looking with your slave-pack]]
[[Be done with this ->Go back]] "Y'all" is boring. LAME. Tedious. It's not fun and you utterly hate it with all 1 of your brain-cells. No much work. Not enough time. You hate it... You hate it. You hate it! You hate IT! You HATE IT! YOU HATE IT!!! Suicide, drama, XXXTentacion (well that's actually pretty good, buuuut...), twerking, stupidity, EVERYTHINGGGGG!!! Arrrghhhhh! You dumbass bastard!!! Are you sure you're ready?!!!
[[Hell YEAAAAAHHHH!!!]]You spin your empty dome around the room in hopes to comb the area. You see more junk and stuff you can collect. You spot a lighter, a backpack and a condom
[[Go to the lighter]]
[[Go to the backpack]]
[[Go to the condom]]Your short attention span is burnt out. You decide to start to head to the closet
You enter the closet with what meager items you have. You stare into that dank and smelly, god-forsaken, cubby-hole with sheer and massive interest and intent. You could stare at your fithly for hours without a single thought going through you mind...
You are truly captivated... Slowly you start to drift off....
[[zzzz...]]Time and space have bent like your first day in prison. You slowly drift into a sleepy sleep as you begin to be surrounded by sleep hazy sleep haze. Your dreamy sleepy dream hazy sleep dream is hazing upon the sleep dream haze dream. You wake up on the hazy dreamy sleepy hazy floor. It seems like you've landed head first into this phenomenal atomsphere. The floor is goopy... and did I mention...hazy? Purple goop. Not the normal green goop that came to your mind or the white goop... Nasty.
Naked, you wake up on the tha cold slimey flooor... with your haands tied together as are your feet. Four gremlin-looking-goblins take each of your arms and legs.
They slob all over your toes and fingers with their slippery noice and nasty slob.
[[Stay silent]]
[[Verbalize]]You continue looking in your room. Trying to see what else you can find in your filth pile of a habitat. You see the three items from not too long ago and gaze upon their glory. What's your move?
[[Get pencil]]
[[Get condom]]
[[Get packpack]]You continue looking in your room. Trying to see what else you can find in your filth pile of a habitat. You see the three items from not too long ago and gaze upon their glory. What's your move?
[[Grab the lighter]]
[[Get the pencil]]
[[Collect the backpack]]You spin your empty dome around the room in hopes to comb the area. You see more junk and stuff you can collect. You spot a lighter, a pencil and a condom.
[[Go get the lighter]]
[[Go get the pencil]]
[[Go get the condom]]Fire hot. Hot is from Fire. Fire burn. Fire can danger. Don't touch on body. Fire burn hurt. Hospial bill hurt more. Matter fact you can hold that "L". Your ugly skin caught fire and you don't even no how to stop,drop and roll.
[[Attempt it]]
[[Sit there and die]]You somehow managed to use some of your very minimal muscle power to collect a Halloween decorated pencil. The pencil slips out of your clumpsy hand and stabbed you in your brainsssssss.... And I oop... So lie... Now you're dead. PERIODT POOH!You should be using this in Chipz but whatever. It's here so you might as well put it on you. It's not too heavy because you hadly go to school and do work anyways, but I guess it's durable enough. BUT YOU'RE SO LAZZY YOU SLIPPED OVER IT AND MAN YOU SPLIT YOUR HEAD IN HALF... JESUS CHRIST!You should be using this in Chipz but whatever. It's here so you might as well put it on you. It's not too heavy because you hadly go to school and do work anyways, but I guess it's durable enough. BUT YOU'RE SO LAZZY YOU SLIPPED OVER IT AND MAN YOU SPLIT YOUR HEAD IN HALF... JESUS CHRIST!You continue looking in your room. Trying to see what else you can find in your filth pile of a habitat. You see the three items from not too long ago and gaze upon their glory. It's not used and prolly never will be. Your mom's newborn will probably have a better use for it. I honestly don't know why an asexual like you would even have a condom, so somehow the rubber slips over your head and suffocates you... To be honest, you always were a "D*CK-HEAD".Fire hot. Hot is from Fire. Fire burn. Fire can danger. Don't touch on body. Fire burn hurt. Hospial bill hurt more. Matter fact you can hold that "L". Your ugly skin caught fire and you don't even no how to stop,drop and roll. Your pig like skin catches fire and grills you like a hillbilly BBQ. Your charred skin starts to smell like garbage or maybe it's the trashy atomosphere catching fire... Your eyes implode, leaving you a bloodied burnt mess... BON APPETIT!!!Fire hot. Hot is from Fire. Fire burn. Fire can danger. Don't touch on body. Fire burn hurt. Hospial bill hurt more. Matter fact you can hold that "L". Your ugly skin caught fire and you don't even no how to stop,drop and roll. Your pig like skin catches fire and grills you like a hillbilly BBQ. Your charred skin starts to smell like garbage or maybe it's the trashy atomosphere catching fire... Your eyes implode, leaving you a bloodied burnt mess... BON APPETIT!!!The pencil slips out of your clumpsy hand and stabbed you in your brainsssssss.... And I oop... So lie... Now you're dead. PERIODT POOH!You continue looking in your room. Trying to see what else you can find in your filth pile of a habitat. You see the three items from not too long ago and gaze upon their glory. It's not used and prolly never will be. Your mom's newborn will probably have a better use for it. I honestly don't know why an asexual like you would even have a condom, so somehow the rubber slips over your head and suffocates you... To be honest, you always were a "D*CK-HEAD".[[Y'all --> Y'all]]Get baited you fart face monkey. This ain't a story.
[[OKay]]Bruuuuhhh... GO back. STUPID. There's nothin' here.
[[Continue]]
[[ END the GAME]]Brruuuuh, you dummy. Nothing here. Whatchu still doing?
[[Keep checking cause you hope there's more story]]Woooooooooooow. I knew you wewren't ready for this... you gave up so easily...Nothing. I hope you've successfully wasted you time. :) Good day.
Well... I guess I do have something for you....
Tell me young, dumb child... who are you...?
[[A pacifist]]
[[A murderer]]What do you want...?
[[Peace]]
[[War]]Woooooow. You have zero redeeming qualities... There is nothing more for you... Not here. Obviously... Of course I knew that. You would never contradict yourself, would you?
[[I dont know]]
[[Never would I ever]]OOOwwhhhh. So you're you like to contradict yourself... You're probably some sorta moron with the inability to stay consistant. I'm sorry for your parents loss... You are dismissed. :) You land on a goo-filled floor...Naked, you wake up on the tha cold slimey flooor... with your haands tied together as are your feet. Four gremlin-looking-goblins take each of your arms and legs.
They slob all over your toes and fingers with their slippery noice and nasty slob.
[[Talk]]
[[Be silent]]Modesty is not cute. It is a form of lying. You have been dismissed.Confident huh...?
[[Yes...]]
[[No..]]Double-click this passage to edit it.Limb from limb... piece by piece... they tear you apart and feast your meats. Though you struggle with desperate in your eye, their hungrey is greater and they overpower to dine.You somehow managed to use some of your very minimal muscle power to collect a Halloween decorated pencil. What are you doing now?
[[Condom]]
[[Backpack]]You continue looking in your room. Trying to see what else you can find in your filth pile of a habitat. You see the three items from not too long ago and gaze upon their glory. It's not used and prolly never will be. Your mom's newborn will probably have a better use for it. I honestly don't know why an asexual like you would even have a condom, so somehow the rubber slips over your head and suffocates you... To be honest, you always were a "D*CK-HEAD".You should be using this in Chipz but whatever. It's here so you might as well put it on you. It's not too heavy because you hadly go to school and do work anyways, but I guess it's durable enough. BUT YOU'RE SO LAZZY YOU SLIPPED OVER IT AND MAN YOU SPLIT YOUR HEAD IN HALF... JESUS CHRIST!It's not use and prolly never will be. Your mom's newborn will probably have a better use for it. I honestly don't know why an asexual like you would even have a condom, but I guess you have the option to pocket it.
It's a good source of protection, though.
The smell of your room is getting nauseating... You already know what to do...
[[Grab the backpack]]You should be using this in Chipz but whatever. It's here so you might as well put it on you. It's not too heavy because you hadly go to school and do work anyways, but I guess it's durable enough. BUT YOU'RE SO LAZZY YOU SLIPPED OVER IT AND MAN YOU SPLIT YOUR HEAD IN HALF... JESUS CHRIST!Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it.You only make your death worse. You trip over a lamp cord and subsequently that lamp falls on your fat dome. Shattering and spraying glass in your eyes and other vital organs. Your pig like skin catches fire and grills you like a hillbilly BBQ. Your charred skin starts to smell like garbage or maybe it's the trashy atomosphere catching fire... Your eyes implode, leaving you a bloodied burnt mess... BON APPETIT!!!Your pig like skin catches fire and grills you like a hillbilly BBQ. Your charred skin starts to smell like garbage or maybe it's the trashy atomosphere catching fire... Your eyes implode, leaving you a bloodied burnt mess... BON APPETIT!!!It's here so you might as well put it on you. It's not too heavy because you hadly go to school and do work anyways, but I guess it's durable enough. Now you have it all...
You're FIRE MAGIC
You're SWORD
You're ARMOUR
And you're SHIELD...
Now take a nap...
[[zzzzzzz.....]]You have a dream... much like Martin Lurther King.
[[Fall... Fall far down]]Time and space have bent like your first day in prison. You slowly drift into a sleepy sleep as you begin to be surrounded by sleep hazy sleep haze. Your dreamy sleepy dream hazy sleep dream is hazing upon the sleep dream haze dream. You wake up on the hazy dreamy sleepy hazy floor. It seems like you've landed head first into this phenomenal atomsphere. The floor is goopy... and did I mention...hazy? Purple goop. Not the normal green goop that came to your mind or the white goop... Nasty.
Naked, you wake up on the tha cold slimey flooor... with your haands tied together as are your feet. Four gremlin-looking-goblins take each of your arms and legs.
They slob all over your toes and fingers with their slippery noice and nasty slob.
[[Light them ablaze]]
[[Rely on your armour]]
[[Rely on your shield]]
[[Rely on your Dragon-SLayer blade]]
[[Try to verbalize with them]]
[[Stay still and silent]]The Mina's mind fire you so carelessly ignite all of your oppressors, burning their ratchet existance and freeing your limbs....
[[Continue your journ up yonder]]The use their armour eating teeth to tear apart your seemingly impregnable defense.... It's all OVER!!!
Limb from limb... piece by piece... they tear you apart and feast your meats. Though you struggle with desperate in your eye, their hungrey is greater and they overpower to dine.The use their shield eating teeth to tear apart your seemingly impregnable defense.... It's all OVER!!!
Limb from limb... piece by piece... they tear you apart and feast your meats. Though you struggle with desperate in your eye, their hungrey is greater and they overpower to dine.The use their Dragon-Slayer Blade eating teeth to tear apart your seemingly impregnable defense.... It's all OVER!!!
Limb from limb... piece by piece... they tear you apart and feast your meats. Though you struggle with desperate in your eye, their hungrey is greater and they overpower to dine.THe moment you try to open your mouth you soon realize through all of the incomprehensible grumbles and growls that they don't speak your lanuguage... It's all OVER!!!
Limb from limb... piece by piece... they tear you apart and feast your meats. Though you struggle with desperate in your eye, their hungrey is greater and they overpower to dine.Double-click this passage to edit it.You see the sky rip open and the ground shakes beneath your feet... THE "BRUCE ALMIGHTY MOON PROJECTILE" SPIRALS DOWN TOWARDS YOU....
IT IS YOUR CHOICE VAILANT HERO!!!
[[CUT THEM DOWN WITH YOUR ALMIGHTY BLADE]]
[[USE YOUR AMOUR TO DEFEND AGAINST THE METEOR SHOWER]]
[[RELY ON YOUR SHIELD TO PROTECT AGAINST THE STORM]]SO it seems... What a reflection I can tell that because you picked this route regardless of me saying there is no story... Well your confidence has blinded you... THERE IS, INDEED, NO STORY!SO it seems... What a reflection I can tell that because you picked this route regardless of me saying there is no story... Well your LACK confidence has blinded you... THERE IS, INDEED, A STORY... just not here...Whoooooooaaaaaa... You're juist impossibly stupidt huh... The the hell was a swrod gonna help you. Every single meteor crashes on you violently murdering you and flattening you, you full!!! A well deserved death!!!Down comes the METEORS!!! They pound against your seemingly unbreakable armour, but after a bit, each damages and cracks your armour more than the next... but somehow you survive...
Your armour falls all leaving you completely exposed and naked but you survive and advance triumphantly... [[Continue on...]]Down comes the METEORS!!! They pound against your seemingly unbreakable shield, but after a bit, each damages and cracks your shield more than the next... but somehow you survive...
Your shield crumbles and shatters leaving your wrist and arm completely exposed and nude but you survive and advance triumphantly... [[Move on]]The final BATTLE... The GOBLIN dragon emeges from the ground... Maybe that was the cause of the shaking ground earlier on... It begins to fabricate out of the gooey floor... Rows and endless rows of teeth.... Many eyes and a daunting growl... are... You... READY ?!!!
[[Mhmm]]
[[I dunno... I'm pretty scared]]The final BATTLE... The GOBLIN dragon emeges from the ground... Maybe that was the cause of the shaking ground earlier on... It begins to fabricate out of the gooey floor... Rows and endless rows of teeth.... Many eyes and a daunting growl... are... You... READY ?!!!
[[YASSSSS !!!]]
[[Shit your pants... cause nope...]]You bravely you advance to the dragon... You don't care... this is what you've trained for... You begin a barrage of slashes and skillful trusts. The blade poves effect... perhaps that is the origin of its name...
You continue your attacks until you realize it was obsobing you attacks for a one shot LIGHTNING PROJECTILE!!!
WHAT IS YOUR LAST MOVE????
[[GO ALL IN?!!!!]]
[[prepared for the attack]]Regardless you bravely you advance to the dragon... You don't care... this is what you've trained for... You begin a barrage of slashes and skillful trusts. The blade poves effect... perhaps that is the origin of its name...
You continue your attacks until you realize it was obsobing you attacks for a one shot LIGHTNING PROJECTILE!!!
WHAT IS YOUR LAST STAND?
[[GO FOR IT?!!!!]]
[[BRACE YOURSELF]]Blindly you try to solve all of your problems with murdering stuff you psycho!!!... Now you pay for it in blood... You get impaled by it's spear-headed tail and it rips you apart with its terrible teeth... congrats... you suck...YOU SHIELD EVERY VOLT OF THE ATTACK, AND REMOVE YOURSELF FROM BEHIND YOUR SHIELD UNSCATHED...
you know what to do...
[[slash]]You bravely you advance to the dragon... You don't care... this is what you've trained for... You begin a barrage of slashes and skillful trusts. The blade poves effect... perhaps that is the origin of its name...
You continue your attacks until you realize it was obsobing you attacks for a one shot LIGHTNING PROJECTILE!!!
WHAT IS YOUR LAST MOVE?!!!!
[[TRY IT!!!]]]
[[BRACE]]Regardless you bravely you advance to the dragon... You don't care... this is what you've trained for... You begin a barrage of slashes and skillful trusts. The blade poves effect... perhaps that is the origin of its name...
You continue your attacks until you realize it was obsobing you attacks for a one shot LIGHTNING PROJECTILE!!!
WHAT IS YOUR LAST MOVE????
[[BUST A MOVE]]
[[HOLD ON TIGHT]]Blindly you try to solve all of your problems with murdering stuff you psycho!!!... Now you pay for it in blood... You get impaled by it's spear-headed tail and it rips you apart with its terrible teeth... congrats... you suck...YOU SHIELD EVERY VOLT OF THE ATTACK, AND REMOVE YOURSELF FROM BEHIND YOUR SHIELD UNSCATHED...
you know what to do....
[[slash]] Blindly you try to solve all of your problems with murdering stuff you psycho!!!... Now you pay for it in blood... You get impaled by it's spear-headed tail and it rips you apart with its terrible teeth... congrats... you suck...YOU SHIELD WITH YOU ARMOUR AND NEARLY DELFECT EVERY VOLT OF THE ATTACK, AND REMOVE YOURSELF FROM BEHIND YOUR SHIELD ALMOST UNSCATHED... you know what to do...
[[slash]]Blindly you try to solve all of your problems with murdering stuff you psycho!!!... Now you pay for it in blood... You get impaled by it's spear-headed tail and it rips you apart with its terrible teeth... congrats... you suck...YOU SHIELD WITH YOU ARMOUR AND NEARLY DELFECT EVERY VOLT OF THE ATTACK, AND REMOVE YOURSELF FROM BEHIND YOUR SHIELD ALMOST UNSCATHED...
you know what to do...
[[slash]] [[Slash]][[SLASH]][[SLLLLLASSSHHHHHH!!!!!]]The
Dragon
Is
Dead...