You have won tickets to a One Direction concert as well as an exclusive backstage pass to meet Harry Styles. How do you feel?
[[this is a dream come true omggg i love harry styles]]
[[cool i guess...idrc about harry styles]]
[[wtf fuck harry styles]]You are SO fucking pumped to meet Harry Styles like you can barely wait this is about to be the best day ever
[[Go to the concert]] You're indifferent about meeting Harry Styles, but you decide to go to the 1D concert anyways -- u don't wanna waste money or the opportunity
[[Go to the concert]]damn ok u are NOT hyped about meeting Harry Styles...but you decide to go to the concert anyways because you crave short-term pleasure opportunities
[[Go to the concert]] <img src="https://i.insider.com/5de94cab79d75735061f1d8a?width=1800&format=jpeg&auto=webp" width="700" height="500" alt="1D">
yay you're at the concert and the lads start performing.
[[yay this is so fun :)]]
[[this is fun ig...not my first pick tho]]
[[this shit sucks Big Time Rush is better]]you're having fun when all of a sudden.......
[[you look up at the stage]]the concert is fine....but then all of a sudden.....
[[you look up at the stage]] <img src="https://www.stylist.co.uk/images/app/uploads/2020/07/09153826/harry-styles-sleep-story-crop-1594305542-2048x1365.jpg?w=1640&h=1&fit=max&auto=format%2Ccompress" width="500" height="300" alt="1D">
"ahaha ello loves"
Harry Styles says as he makes direct eye contact with u.
[[omfgfsjhakahk he's looking at me]]
[[why is he looking at me lol]]
[[fuck off Harold]]You scream at Harry as he locks his orbs with yours. This is the biggest dopamine rush you've gotten in months
Eventually, the concert comes to an end :( but you have your backstage pass and prepare to meet THe Harry Styles.
[[Go backstage]]You're confused as Harry looks at you, but don't think much of it.
Eventually, the concert comes to an end :( but you have your backstage pass and prepare to meet THe Harry Styles.
[[Go backstage]]"FUCK OFF" you yell at Harry as he continues to sing Watermelon Sugar. You can see a small tear run down his cheek as he turns away.
Eventually, the concert comes to an end :( but you have your backstage pass and prepare to meet THe Harry Styles.
[[Go backstage]]you're not having ANY fun at all and would rather die. but then ........
[[you look up at the stage]] You make your way backstage and give all of the lads a hug except for Harry, who is waiting for you in an exclusive backstage room
[[Enter the room]]<img src="https://www.hellomagazine.com/imagenes/celebrities/2018031547016/harry-styles-hint-bisexual-new-song/0-235-220/harry-styles-t.jpg" width="600" height="360" alt="1D">
"ahaha hi luv"
[[omggggggggggg hiiiiiiiii harry->good interaction]]
[[sup Harry lmao->good interaction]]
[[fuck off bruv i don't even wanna be here]]
[[hello Harold->good interaction]]
[[why did Zayn leave]]<img src="https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/6156760b99732cca55436cb55c1f91bc5a2fd4a7/687_418_3749_2249/master/3749.jpg?width=620&quality=45&auto=format&fit=max&dpr=2&s=7dca329fd4043c8db646468a98a10ed0" width="700" height="500" alt="1D">
ello luv how are u. very nice to meet you ahaha have you streamed Fine Line
[[omg of course]]
[[no->hmm i see]]<img src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/harry-styles8955/images/9/9a/Hs_rs_3.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/620?cb=20170418202515" width="360" height="450" alt="1D">
"well...quite cheeky now aren't you luv....treat people with kindness"
[[fuck off Harold Styles->hmm i see]]<img src="https://e3.365dm.com/19/08/2048x1152/skynews-harry-styles-one-direction_4745211.jpg" width="500" height="300" alt="1D">
...........
Harry just looks at u
[[what did Zayn do?]]<img src="https://assets.teenvogue.com/photos/5db063b3faefc5000826b7e6/master/pass/00-promo-harry-styles.jpg" width="400" height="400">
"aw fanks luv that makes me so happy :) i think we're really made for each other ahaha"
[[i think so too <3]]
[[uhhh no thanks harry->hmm i see]]Double-click this passage to edit it.<img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5b2972d796d455ea7b051848/5b2976980e2e729729026ed6/5db96c4d57fbbb0401ea5398/1576080955881/1575383809699676-harry-styles-lofficiel-gucci-317.jpg?format=1500w" width="500" height="500" alt="1D">
"Hmmm...I see..." Harry says, looking slightly upset
Harry begins to get up, taking a small lighter out of his pocket
"u know what my favorite hobby is luv....."
[[what]]<img src="https://assets.teenvogue.com/photos/5cab61155b111c620213192d/16:9/w_2560%2Cc_limit/00-story-harry-styles.jpg" width="500" height="300" alt="1D">
"it's not an easy fing for me to talk about luv..." Harry says as he covers his mouth
[[why are you covering your mouth]]<img src="https://i2-prod.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article16784260.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/2_Harry-Styles-Little-Mermaid-remake.jpg" width="615" height="409" alt="Two foxes">
Harry looks at you before slowly opening up his mouth
[[look up at him]]<a href="https://imgbb.com/"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/5jGN3rH/teef.jpg" alt="teef" border="0"></a>
"He stole my teef and then left"
Harry begins to cry because you brought up his past with zayn. he refuses to make new music and files a restraining order against you.
END
[[Replay->Start]]Harry gets down on one knee and proposes to you. You say yes :)
[[2 years later]]2 years later, you and Harry fuck (luckyyyy ah ha ha) and you have two beautiful children named Harreigheta and Hearold.
It seems like ur living your dream life...
[[yup, I am :)]]
[[This life is nice but......I'm craving something...more...]]<a href="https://imgbb.com/"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/nkjYFf3/cfb639c0-b9b1-4e51-ae2b-45cfc79c9e5b.jpg" alt="cfb639c0-b9b1-4e51-ae2b-45cfc79c9e5b" border="0"></a>
"stream Fine Lineeeeee"
You and Harry kiss and live out the rest of your days together. wow love is real
END
[[Replay->Start]] This is literally so good like wow the dopamine is surging through your veins this is the best thing that could ever hapen.
Harry calls you over to take a picture of him and your kids to remember this moment :)
[[take the picture->go look at ur kids]] The mundanity of your domestic life with Harry starts to get boring. You want something...more. You start to regret your marriage and re-think all of your life choices. The fear of eternal commitment looms over you as you try to think of what to do.
[[You tell Harry how you feel]]You tell Harry how you feel. He tells you that he shares the same feelings and believes that your marriage was a mistake.
You two decide to go your separate ways and give legal custody of your kids to Niall
[[5 years later...]]5 years later, post-split, you're waiting in line at safeway and take a look over at the magazine rack.
What u see shocks you beyond words.
[[pick up the magazine]]<img src="https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/examinercover_1551693194.png" width="696" height="660" alt="Two foxes">
as soon as Harry left you, he started dating Obama...his true love.
damn imagine being broken up with and having ur ex date obama.....couldn't be me
END
[[Replay->Start]] <img src="https://tellusdmsmedia.newmindmedia.com/wsimgs/Harry_Styles_685139178_967431326.jpg[ProductImage][4B1E6111A6CA2AD85D88F26AF6]" width="960" height="640">
"arson"
[[oh god oh fuck harry is gonna light you on fire]]Harry tries lighting u on fire but then you think quickly and dodge him
OH FUKCF harry yells
[[Harry accidentally burns himself]]<a href="https://ibb.co/fdtwjLC"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/jkGXnsL/harry.jpg" alt="harry" border="0"></a>
harry burns his eyebrows off.
"get the fock out of my bloody sight" he says
u leave the room and stream Liam Payne's music instead
END (this is the worst one bc you listen to Liam's music)
[[Replay->Start]]