The Kingdom of Fatalonia by CharlesCarmichael

Welcome to the Kingdom of Fatalonia.
[really surprised no one has ever used that name before but oh well]

Where the ruling classes use their girth to measure their rank and importance. Now, by our lewd standards the Queen of Fatalonia may not be necessarily deemed insanely fat at around 600lbs, but by fantasy/medieval standards, that's a lot of pheasant and mutton.

Of course, every good Kingdom has a Guild. That's where you come in. You are Elena, Chief Investigator/Spymaster. You lead the intelligence reports and keep the general riffraff in check by keeping the order.

Now, naturally, during your investigations certain mishaps may occur, traps may be sprung, magical artifacts may be unleashed, who knows?

One thing is for sure, your waistline won't stay the same.

WHAT I HOPE WILL FEATURE AND WORK JUST LOVELY:
An actual RPG system with traits and things.
Dynamic relationships and yes you will get to do the bedding thing.
Dynamic quests where the outcomes may affect the overall world.
Plenty of women to fatten.
Might give the options for a few men too but we'll see, it's not my thing but I can be persuaded.
General fantasy hijinks.

COMING NOW.
Working prototype V0.1:

If in doubt, ask, use, give etc.

Also reading is useful.