In this game, you will go on random adventures that are chosen by you. Your actions will greatly impact the game, so make your decisions wisely. There are only 3 possible winning scenarios, so in order to win the entire game, you must win all 3 times. Try to achieve all 3 victories and not lose. Losing is very common. You'll know you've lost when you are cast into a tribute band of a random 80s musical act. The way to each victory may be hidden or sneaky, so don't try to be perfect. Making mistakes is okay! ;) ALSO, if you see "Congratulations" and you're performing in a tribute band, the congrats is sarcastic. 3 victories is your goal!