You start off in Hambington as a slave to lord Hamby. You have always hated Hamby for how he treats you, but you love that John Cena guy. Bob Ross is also here... for some reason.
After a long day of being king, Hamby West goes to his Hamby Nest to take his Hamby Rest. He wakes up feeling his Hamby Best. Then he'll get Hamby Dressed in his Hamby Vest to go on a Hamby Quest. He goes to church and becomes Hamby Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Hamby Guest. Then to school to take his Hamby Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Hamby Crest? John Cena stole it, what a Hamby Pest. This story makes me Hamby Depressed, because Hamby was not Hamby Impressed. It sure feels good to get these feelings off my Hamby Chest.