The Weirdest Train In History by Mr.Dot

Go through a fun course of things that absolutely and completely don't make sense.
Please tell me of any bugs or links that don't work

Credits

Created By: Mr.Dot > https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkLF5PujffqUCAmWmKBCsgA

Inspired By:
Mr.Bean's Holiday
http://docs.textadventures.co.uk/squiffy/turncount.html

Also I dare you to friend request PRAZ#9345 in discord and once he accepts tell him Mr.Dot sent me