You are Rincewind the young magician, growing up in a world of magic, there's just one problem...you're rubbish at it.
It's not that you've not learned how to do spells and stuff, it's just that none of them are very good or that powerful or have any effect, on anyone, ever....
This adventure can take on a number of different routes. you could:
Take Rincewind on a quest to make him more powerful
Take Rincewind on a quest to defeat someone
Teach Rincewind the power of magic
Marks will be awarded for creativity, imagination, fun and general brilliance of the game.