Hi there, you're awake. Good. You've been asleep for hours. Come on, up you get. Now, from the look on your face, I'm guessing you have no idea how you got here. Well don't worry, you're not alone. I'm not talking about me. I'm something you've created in your mind to help you through this traumatic, and frankly weird experience. Any who, let us proceed. To the NORTH!