This might just be the best game on this website, I'm not joking.
Now, you may read the title and brush it off as one of the stupid "simulator" games, but that simply isn't the case.
This game has literally everything. Action, adventure, romance, Adam Sandler making fart jokes, doctor who references, hte spagheti, you name it, it's here.
This game is ground-breaking, truly astonishing, so fantastically amazing that you might just die while playing, but don't worry, just simply grab a spoonful of rice, then bite, chew, breath and swallow your way back to fabulousness.