i feel compelled to swear.
no i wont.
reasons why you earned 1 shining golden star:
-no way to win
-every possible way to die
-game too short
-descriptions too short
fine i will swear.
the author is an A**HOLE WHO IS FULL OF SH*T
I like it! You could improve some things; there are some typos here and there. Oh, and I understand why you added the bad grammar (it's cavemen, so it makes sense), but it'd still be better if it was written in regular and correct grammar. But I like the overall idea!
It is tagged comedy, so I was expecting it to be funny. It was not. It was not.
My progress of about three choices got to here, when I died "of angriness" because a deer ran away. At least, that was what it said. I really dioed because the author could not be bothered to write anymore.
I played a couple of times, just to make sure I had not missed anything. I had not.
This game confused me. I killed the mammoth, but then died of constipation. How would he have kids if he died of constipation after one minute of playing. This game is not that good and the song if you die isn't that great either.
I played the game. That's 6 minutes I won't get back...
Lemme just list the stuff up:
-No Script errors
-Short (6 minutes wasn't a joke.)
-I know you tried to put in caveman speech, but if you made it "accurate", we wouldn't be able to understand anything.
-It doesn't make me want to keep playing. Some games have that trait and keep you playing from start to finish! This game doesn't.