Originally made in about half an hour as a joke, I aim to finish this.
Do not let the lame title fool you; it is even worse.
Note that the game uses the ask/tell-system (currently only ask, really) for NPC interaction. For example "Ask Johnny about last night" or "Ask Johnny about whisky" are viable alternatives, while "Buy whisky" is not.
I would appreciate all kinds of comments, nice or otherwise.