(NOTE: This game is currently being worked on, and is in Pre-Alpha stages. This will be updated later.)
So, you think you're decently sane, do you? Do you doubt that this game will make you insane? You do, probably, and you can be assured that you will either:
A) Go insane due to the satanic design of the game, or:
B) Laugh yourself into madness.
Either way, you're going to be crazy after this, and there's a good chance that you will be sent to a mental institution for playing this game. But don't mind that, after all, that could have just been made up in order to entice you to play this game.
You know what? STOP READING THIS AND PLAY THE GAME ALREADY!!!
0.2.5: Finished most of the dead ends, and added a few more pages. Also added music to make it more atmospheric and stuff.
All royalty-free music by Kevin MacLeod: