You are a pumpkin. This is all you need to know for now.
[A very brief Halloween adventure.]
(Disclaimer: due to time constraints, you may find that with each subsequent location the number of possible interactions is decreased. This is partly for dramatic effect, but mostly because I ran out of time and wanted to post this while it was still technically Halloween somewhere in the world. I may flesh it out in the future before next Halloween, but it seems solid enough now.)