You play as Squatting Cactus, a lowly trillionaire who must fight off the impending alien invasion with your ability to chew through or sit on anything.
You are not logged in.
If you log in before playing, you'll be able to save your progress - which means you can come back later and pick up where you left off.
I laughed sooo hard. I killed Abdul by clicking "Open Abdul" he died, and the police came, and I lost the game. And I laughed and laughed and I just can't beat that. So I give it 5 stars and I quit. So done. I feel like I won the game. Awesome job.
This game is still only in Beta and it's already better than Leisure Suit Larry, Sam & Max and Monkey Island combined.
The only reason it's a text based game is because, if someone gave this any graphics, their processor would explode from the sheer awesomeness of it. This is the game we will be telling our grandchildren about.
If you play only one text based game this spring, play this one. You won't regret it.
Fantasy
Comedy
Horror
Educational
Sci-Fi
Mystery
Puzzle
Simulation
Surreal
RPG
Slice of Life
Historical
Literature
Romance
Seasonal
Sandpit
Follow us on Facebook
Follow @TextAdv on Twitter