I laughed sooo hard. I killed Abdul by clicking "Open Abdul" he died, and the police came, and I lost the game. And I laughed and laughed and I just can't beat that. So I give it 5 stars and I quit. So done. I feel like I won the game. Awesome job.
This game is still only in Beta and it's already better than Leisure Suit Larry, Sam & Max and Monkey Island combined.
The only reason it's a text based game is because, if someone gave this any graphics, their processor would explode from the sheer awesomeness of it. This is the game we will be telling our grandchildren about.
If you play only one text based game this spring, play this one. You won't regret it.