Kinda stupid, and just doesn't let you simply "Read the comments". Not all comments are spambots, and if you read gradually, and got a good spamfilter, it would be much better in reality.
Nice, I got the police ending and the become-human-again ending, and a few other "death" endings.
So much loopz! SO MUCH LOOPZ!
Doesn't do anything clear.
Needs some fixes. Unrealistic, bad grammar, and circumstances where there is only ever one option, and you can't do anything that would normally work fine! Nevertheless, winnable with only one ending! Just bleeding, or a single stab of a scorpian won't kill you.
Impossible to do anything.
Great! I only got through the "Looking Up" one, but still, brilliant!
Don't really get it, but.. um... okay?
Nice, I got the fridge and normal ending. It probably wouldn't occur to most players to [SPOILERS START HERE] take the poster [SPOILERS END HERE].
A bit short and lacks detail, but a good skim-down of HP and the Philosophers Stone in the form of a text-based game.