Jesse Richardson

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Reviews by Jesse Richardson

Review for Sucks2Suck
14 Feb 2017
Another extremely linear, one-ended, "you make the right choice or you die,boi" game.
Another contentless game with nearly no descriptions of anything, and only very stupid roasts by "WayTooCasualGamer," a girl who posts NSFW pictures of herself on the internet and gets angry with (quoteunquote) bad feedback. In other words, an "unless its not 5 stars, then fuck off" attitude.
Another game that makes totally no sense at all.
Well, gentlemen. It looks like you shall have to play the game to see for yourself.
Just kidding. Would not play again.
(1)

1. the beginning was your average day beginning. boring.
2. then you proceeded to put in extremely random and unbelievable stuff. also boring. especially when you did not put in details.
3. no substance.
4. induced a chuckle. in my head. at some parts.
overall, an average game. like mine. I do not pride myself as a game creator, but i do pride myself in my taste as a game reviewer.
Good day.
(3)

13 Feb 2017
one game to dank all them memes
(4)

07 Feb 2017
Dang, dude. This is really good!
(4)

Review for Daydreamer
06 Feb 2017
very creative!!
love the puzzles!!
very funny!!
i hate soggy socks!!
(4)

04 Feb 2017
Though a bit short, very interesting and entertaining.
(4)

Review for Life Story
31 Jan 2017
yay, an unoriginal linear and short game like thousands more on this site! no wonder the game was here for 2 days and only got 4 plays!
(3)

Review for Breakout House
31 Jan 2017
oh whale. i gas som peopals gams is bad as my speeling. that is antil i blayed dis gam.
(1)

30 Jan 2017
your games are fantastic.
(5)

Review for Unknown
28 Jan 2017
So far your game seems to have a good start!
It is fairly original for a fantasy game, and I like how you added puzzles.
Keep working!
(5)

Review for Apocalypse Now
26 Jan 2017
Nice! Try reentering the game, I think its long enough to get out of sandpit.
(5)

Review for Questionable Game
25 Jan 2017
its HORRIBLE 0/10
1. no content
2. boring
3. YOU ARE YOSHICLAY NOW DEAL WITDIT
(1)

Review for the great begining
25 Jan 2017
"This is an awesome story. Please read!!! This is something that i worked really hard on so please read it!!!"
OK. First of all it isn't an awesome story, but a terribly short and unoriginal story with unfinished choices. Second of all, nobody will read your story because you worked "really hard" on it. Because a) I'm not sure if you worked on it much at all and b) the labor theory of value is a lie. Deal with it.
Good day.
(1)

Review for First.
25 Jan 2017
3.7/5
Fairly original plot. Not as short, and pretty funny too. An enjoyable game.
(4)

Review for Run, Fight, Die
25 Jan 2017
...
Yet another extremely short and linear game packed full of pictures from Google Images and unoriginal characters with no personality.
...
Yay.
(2)

25 Jan 2017
1. MY CHOICES DONT HAVE ANY EFFECT. It would be better if my choices changed Napoleon's decisions.
2. Very very very short.
3. Pretty good historical understanding. Vive le France! Long live Napoleon!
Altogether my choice was decided on the basis that you didn't have any choices for me. And it was sorta short. Otherwise would be a solid game!
(2)

25 Jan 2017
a pretty good "escape the plane and save the people" game. original, too!
(4)

Review for Dream
24 Jan 2017
a pretty good, yet sort of crazy, gamebook.
(4)

Review for Hobo Trek
24 Jan 2017
A pretty good game. I agree with Susana that you have lots of potential. Keep writing!
(4)

Review for Dream Pieces
24 Jan 2017
Very good game, this can make anyone feel like a 3 year old again.
(5)

18 Jan 2017
GJ GJ GJ GJ
While you're at it, make a Donald Trump game!!!
(5)

17 Jan 2017
give yourself a high five, cuz you spent so much effort in five minutes trying to make a game that would bore people. You succeeded!
(1)

Review for Aunts and Butlers
17 Jan 2017
Excellent game!
Very enjoyable and gave great insight into the life of a 1920s butler.
(5)

Review for Panic Mansion
16 Jan 2017
yay, answering stupid trivia questions and fighting in an extremely boring, non-descriptive way is sooooo fun!
(1)

Review for Find the Cookie
14 Jan 2017
is this a joke?
(1)

12 Jan 2017
a nice game. Long live true serbia.
(5)

Review for The Perfect World
11 Jan 2017
a bad game that no one should play.
(1)

Review for Memory Path
11 Jan 2017
I am a HUGE fan. This is the epitomy of your writing. Unfortunately most of your writing is bad, but this one is HELL DARN GOOD, in the words of one miner in the 49'er gold rush.
(5)

Review for Travelers Beware
11 Jan 2017
could have been a good game. But failed to follow through, as they say in the basketball business.
(3)

Review for Shaving Your Legs
11 Jan 2017
GOOD OF A GAME!!!!
POTATO POWER!!!
(5)

11 Jan 2017
Ehehehehe very funny.
(5)

Review for The Convergence
11 Jan 2017
no more fanclub!
(1)

THUMBS DOWN.
Ways to make your game better
-dont make games of Warrior Cats, Gravity Falls, Undertale, or any other existing...shall we say...movie, book, tv show, video game, etc. this is not a fandom site.
-reading too much script dialogue/spelling mistakes/stuff like that is boring for the reader.
-you haven't worked on this for...lets see...THREE MONTHS. Looking for an update pretty soon...
(2)

10 Jan 2017
A good game!
It seems as if the author was from Dickens' time.
(5)

Review for A Rainy Night
10 Jan 2017
A great, relaxing game.
(5)

Review for Scared Yet?
10 Jan 2017
you know, you should play some other games on this site. Like for real.
Ways to make a piece of poo like the one you shitted out better:
-Scraed Yet? is not a valid title. DUH
-playing 20 questions isn't interesting. That's why its in sandpit, person.
Nuff said.
(1)

Review for Saving Cupid
10 Jan 2017
Stop writing. Just please. Stop it. The Universe would be so much better off without your games.
(1)

Review for Are You Dumb?
10 Jan 2017
1. su per fra gi lis tic ex pi a li do cious TWELVE SYLLABLES IDIOT
2. many of the answers to these questions are not known to 99% of people, and the rest are known to 100% of people.
3. you had the wrong image up even when i answered all 20 correctomundo
4. you have succeeded in making me applaud your LACK OF skill.
no more thumbs up. MIDDLE FINGERS UP THIS TIME, GIRL
(1)

Review for Wake Up
10 Jan 2017
Not such a good game as far as my opinion is concerned.
You did a fair job, but it really just lost my interest and some endings were way too short.
(3)

Review for Work
09 Jan 2017
THUMBS UP!
It is okay, but to be honest, this game is so much better than StarStyleCakeyMiner's shit. There's lots of stuff to do and I can tell that you worked super hard on this game. Thumbs up from Jesse!
(5)

Review for 4 Towers
09 Jan 2017
A GOOD GAME. NO FURTHER DESCRIPTION REQUIRED. WHY DO I HAVE TO DESCRIBE ANYTHING
(4)

Review for One Room
09 Jan 2017
thumbs up great game.
It should have been longer and less amateurish, that's why i gave you a 3 star.
(3)

Review for Eating the Bagel
09 Jan 2017
HOW IS THIS EVEN FUNNY
(1)

Review for Morning Simulator
09 Jan 2017
3.4/5
Not really that good, too short, but..sort of funny.
(3)

Review for Tetudo's Quest
09 Jan 2017
I dont even know how this game got so far up...
(2)

Review for The Tower
09 Jan 2017
thumbs up, this is great.
I can also tell that you thought through and spent many hours on this game. Something that many other people need to learn.
(5)

Review for Magical Gummy Worms
09 Jan 2017
Thumbs DOWN.
No idea why such games get to the top.
First off, learn how to write.
Second off, learn how to write a game without including random memes, famous people, or weird jokes.
Third off, learn to write more.
Fourth off, I am too bored by your game to write anything else.
Good day.
(1)

Review for Geoff's Adventure
09 Jan 2017
a poorly made game. And "Geoff" looks more like your mother.
(3)

09 Jan 2017
Now why would someone have such a useless mind as to make a game with such quality as this?
(2)

Review for multiverse part 1
09 Jan 2017
NO. NO. NO. NO.
People, this is NOT a warrior cats fanbase. this is NOT an undertale fanbase. this is NOT a memebase.
This is a TEXTADVENTURE SITE. and bad spelling doesn't exactly earn you more stars either.
Other than that, sort of well written, but needs work.
(2)

Review for Underground Dungeon
09 Jan 2017
good game, better than most..
(5)


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