wrong choice, [[try again|alone]]
Even if you are in the same house as Harry Potter, odds are you won't meet him now. And you are really hungry so you [[go to breakfast|breakfast]]
You eat together and become friends immediately. Awesome! Unfortunately you don't have any class together, so you have to [[go alone|class]]
You eat together and become friends immediately. Awesome! Fortunately you have some classes together, so you [[go with him|class]]
You are badly injured when Harry, Ron and Hermione find you and you spent some time in the hospital wing. Now you\n[[want to try again|fluffy]]\n[[had enough|no]]
Yesterday when you were at the supermarket you pissed off some old witch lady who has now put you in an alternative universe.\nYou wake up in a small. There is nothing there except a door.\n[[You leave the room|2]]\n[[You stay in the room|1]]
Slytherin was about to win the house cup, but thanks to you your house is now the winner! Awesome! You go enjoy your new fame and do whatever you like most here. Soon you will be on the train going back home (wherever that is) and come back in a few weeks.
"SLYTHERIN", the sorting hat shouts. The slytherins cheer and you join them at their table.\n[[happiest day of your life|5]]
At breakfast someone taps you on the shoulder. As you turn around your heart almost stops. It's your favorite character\n[[Harry|Harry]]\n[[Ron|Ron]]\n[[Hermione|Hermione]]\n[[Draco|Draco]]\n[[Luna|Luna]]\n[[Neville|Neville]]\n[[Fred and George|FG]]\n[[Cedric|Cedric]]\n[[Someone less important|unimportant]]
You're house was wining anyway, but thanks to you Slytherin has now the most house points of all time. Awesome! You go enjoy your new fame and do whatever you like most here. Soon you will be on the train going back home (wherever that is) and come back in a few weeks.
You spent a long time waiting for them, but after a while you decide to risk it and [[play|dead]]
The year passes, you have a great time, make a lot of friends and at the end Harry beats Voldemort for the first time. Good for him.
You managed to pass Fluffy and continue your adventure. You fall into the Devil's Snare.\n[[You try lighting a fire|ronquote]]\n[[You pull out your flashlight|ronquote]]\n[[You use Lumos|keys]]\n[[You sit there and let the plant kill you|dead]]
The fuck is wrong with you?
You turn to the left and walk away from the room. After a minute or so you arrive in front of the great hall. How exciting!\n[[You go into the great hall|great hall]]\n[[You want to have a look outside first|outside]]
Slytherin was about to win the house cup, but thanks to you your house is now the winner! Awesome! You go enjoy your new fame and do whatever you like most here. Soon you will be on the train going back home (wherever that is) and come back in a few weeks.
You cry like a little bitch, crawl in the corner and die eventually. [[Get your shit together and try again|Start]]
You eat together and become friends immediately. Awesome! Fortunately you have some classes together, so you [[go with him|class]]
it seems to be spring, how nice! still a little bit cold. You want to go inside and come back when you'll have a jacket or something. [[You go into the great hall|great hall]]\n[[You go looking for a classroom|classroom]]\n[[You sit on the stairs and wait for someone to come along and help you|wait]]
You get up,open the door and leave the room. You are now in a hallway of what looks like an old castle. You know this place from somewhere...And then it hits you: That bitch has put you in Hogwarts!\n[[You decide to go back in the room and wait for someone to help you|1]]\n[[You think this is awesome and the perfect time to live your childhood dream. Let's have a look at this|3]]\n[img[IMG_0217]]
As you sit there talking to the others, the sorting goes on and McGonagall says:"Harry Potter". You are so surprised you can't say a word (the others either). Harry Potter is in your year? Of all the years the old witch lady could've picked, it's the year Harry fucking Potter comes to Hogwarts? What a funny coincidence and not at all related to the author of this thing being still pissed because she didn't get her letter when she was 11. Anyway, after the sorting is over and you've eaten the best meal ever, you follow the prefect to your dormitory. What a day! As you lay in bed you think that [[you are so happy|next day]]\n[[You want to be friends with Harry Potter|next day]]\n[[You want to go back to your own world|nuts]]\n[[You wonder about so many things you can barely fall asleep|next day]]
You have reached the giant chess board.\n[[You are really confident because you are good at chess|potions]]\n[[You're not so good at chess but you'll try anyway|potions]]\n[[You remember what happened to Ron in the book and decide to wait for them. He's going to sacrifice himself anyway, so why not use that?|chess 2]]\n[[You are a bit scared but you think you'll find a spell to do this without getting killed|potions]]
You eat together and become friends immediately. Awesome! Unfortunately you don't have any class together, so you have to [[go alone|class]]
"HUFFLEPUFF", the sorting hat shouts. The hufflepuffs cheer and you join them at their table.\n[[happiest day of your life|5]]
You find the three headed dog fluffy on the third floor. But even though you knew that he had three heads, he scares the shit out of you anyway.\n[[You run|no]]\n[[You fight with your hands like a true muggle|dead]]\n[[You know some awesome spell|trapdoor]]\n[[You don't know what to do and just stand there|dead]]
"RAVENCLAW", the sorting hat shouts. The ravenclaws cheer and you join them at their table.\n[[happiest day of your life|5]]
"GRYFFINDOR", the sorting hat shouts. The gryffindors cheer and you join them at their table.\n[[happiest day of your life|5]]
One afternoon, as you are sitting outside studying, Harry, Ron and Hermione sit down nearby. Obviously you listen to every word they say. Soon you understand that they are about to go on their very first adventure and you\n[[want to join them|join]]\n[[want to do it before them|alone]]\n[[do your homework because you don't like adventures|no]]
You enter the room with the flying keys.\n[[You use the broom and search the right key|chess]]\n[[You use Accio|chess]]\n[[You cry|dead]]\n[[You break open the door no matter how bad it hurts|dead]]
Bad choice, remember you're not Harry Potter, that whole dead-mother-protection-thing doesn't work for you. [[Go on|dead]]
Wow, you really have a spell for everything, don't you? Very impressive. Anyway, you won. You are now in the hospital wing with Dumbledore being really surprised that a no-name student has just won against Voldemort. Maybe you will be the next Harry Potter! Speaking of Harry, he's really pissed, but he'll get over it. You are really proud and go to the great hall for the last meal this year and the house coup. You sit with\n[[Gryffindor|Gr]]\n[[Hufflepuff|Hu]]\n[[Ravenclaw|Ra]]\n[[Slytherin|Sl]]
She walks away and you decide to go outside after all, who cares if it's cold. Curious as you are you go into the forbidden forest, but after an hour or so you have to admit that you're lost. [[You cry and run back|outside]]\n[[You are not lost!Let's go|lost]]
You eat together and become friends immediately. Awesome! Unfortunately you don't have any class together, so you have to [[go alone|class]]
Slytherin was about to win the house cup, but thanks to you your house is now the winner! Awesome! You go enjoy your new fame and do whatever you like most here. Soon you will be on the train going back home (wherever that is) and come back in a few weeks.
You eat together and become friends immediately. Awesome! Fortunately you have some classes together, so you [[go with her|class]]
trapped in hogwarts
You eat together and become friends immediately. Awesome! Fortunately you have some classes together, so you [[go with him|class]]
You have heard enough to know what to do. You go look for the three headed dog immediately. Where do you look?\n[[First floor|false]]\n[[second floor|false]]\n[[third floor|fluffy]]\n[[fourth floor|false]]
You follow her to an empty class room and sit there staring at the wall for what feels like hours. Finally she comes back and brings you to a group of small, nervous kids standing in front of an old lady. That must be professor McGonagall, awesome! You walk with them into the great hall and wait until McGonagall says your name. How are you even on that list? Anyway, you walk up to the sorting hat, put him on and he says:\n[["Gryffindor"|gryffindor]]\n[[Hufflepuff"|hufflepuff]]\n[["Ravenclaw"|ravenclaw]]\n[["Slytherin"|slytherin]]
Your first wizard class ever is potions. And of course you have Snape. But lucky you, he kinda likes you! After that you have transfiguration, which is difficult, but fun. You spent the afternoon with your new best friend.\n[[a few weeks pass and you get used to your new life|go on]]\n[[a few week pass and you hate everyday. Why did this happen, you didn't even like the books or the movies|die]]
After you sat there for a few minutes someone walks by, sees you and asks:"What are you doing here? The other students haven't arrived yet, how did you get here? You look young. Come with me, you will be sorted in your house in a few hours."\n[["okay, thank you"|come]]\n[["no way, I'll stay here"|stay]]
Near the great hall, you find a few classrooms, but they are all locked. Where is everybody? [[You wait for someone to help you|wait]]
Another obstacle, when will it end? But you are enjoying yourself, so no harm done.\nYou are now in front of a variety of potions, only one will enable you to walk through the fire without burning to death. You choose\n[[the red one|mirror]]\n[[the blue one|mirror]]\n[[the yellow one|mirror]]\n[[the green one|mirror]]\n[[the one in a starbucks cup |mirror]]
You go over to them and ask if you can join. Sadly, they don't want you to and make up some excuse.\n[[You are pissed and decide to do it alone|alone]]\n[[You understand and admit that you don't even wanted to|no]]
You push open the doors of the great hall. Only a few people are there, doing their homework. You look around but you don't see anyone familiar.\n[[You go outside|outside]]\n[[You sit down and wait for people to come|wait]]\n[[You go looking for a classroom|classroom]]
If you want to admit it or not, you're lost. Even if you try you don't find your way back and die in the forbidden forest and get eating by some weird thing. Why do you think that shit is forbidden, idiot? [[Try again|Start]]
One day you hang yourself in your dormitory. A tragic end.
You walk through the fire without dying, wohooo!\nYou walk down the stairs and are now standing in front of Quirrel being Voldemort. He talks for some time and then he wants to kill you.\n[[You have a spell for that as well|spell]]\n[[You fight him with your hands|dead]]\n[[You remember what Harry did in the book and do that as well|H]]\n
The next day you wake up super early because you can't wait to get started.\n[[You get to know the others in your dormitory|talk]]\n[[You think about how you could become friends with Harry Potter|HP]]\n[[You sit in the common room and wait for someone to help you get to class|common room]]
You wait in the common room, but no one helps you, so you just [[go to breakfast|breakfast]]
You eat together and become friends immediately. Awesome! Fortunately you have some classes together, so you [[go with her|class]]
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to quote Ron:""HAVE YOU GONE MAD? ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?"\n[[try again|trapdoor]]
You eat together and become friends immediately. Awesome! Fortunately you have some classes together, so you [[go with him|class]]
You get to know the people in your dormitory and [[go to breakfast with them|breakfast]]\n[[hate them and go alone|breakfast]]