Welcome to Biancacti's Wrath! Click "Play" to begin.
[[Play]]It is April 7, 2020, and after WWIII almost broke out, the death of Kobe Bryant, and now the Coronavirus pandemic, the year 2020 decided that we have not suffered enough yet.
On a sunny day in Atlanta Georgia, out of nowhere, a giant spike appears in the sky. In a large capsule, our government received the following message, “ this planet will be ours.” Thanks to the special-forces, the government found out that the giant spike (which they refer to as, “The Spike”) in the sky came from intergalactic species of Cacti known for destroying planets. Their goal, is to drill a hole into the center of the Earth. Our military has tried everything, from bullets and missiles to, yes, even nuclear weaponry, but no sauce. We realized that, we have to infiltrate the ship to self-destruct it from the inside. However, no ordinary person is suited for the job, and that is why we invited you to this meeting Soldier. We need YOUR help. Your objective, if you choose to accept, is to find a way aboard the ship, disabled it, and save all of mankind.
Do you accept?
[[ Yes ]]
[[ No ]]Please click "Continue" to continue to the character select menu.
[[Continue|Character Select Menu]]LMAO - you wait an hour and all known life dies from The Spike
bad choice mate...
THE END
[[Play Again?|WELCOME!!!]]Before you embark on this mission soldier, choose from the following characters for who you want to embark on this journey as.
[[Meg Griffin]]
[[Naruto Uzumaki]]
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Ah… so you’re a fellow weeb too! Great choice soldier. The evil cacti, according to our data, are no ordinary foe. They have hardened skin, spikes as strong as steel, and can take loads of damage before they even show a hint of fatigue, and that is why… you, Naruto Uzimaki, are perfect for the job. Not only have you mastered synthesis with the nine tailed demon fox dwelling inside of you, but are also a hardened war veteran from the fourth great ninja war. You can use a multitude of jutsus to take down your opponents and carry a variety of weapons for offense/defense with the enemy. Although, your true power comes from your iron sense of resilience, and absolute will to the ones you love. With endless stamina, blinding speed, and unseen power, you make the perfect soldier.
Do what you please with this information, and… good luck!
[[Mission Briefing + Mission Start]]After being briefed, you leave the government holding place and you start to venture out. You look at your watch, and the one hour timer starts immediately. You look up and in the distance, there it is...the Spike. Its freakishly large, being at least a couple thousand meters wide, and its gnarly point aiming right towards the Earth. “Man, this job is going to be a drag” you think.
The government was not capable of locating a way onto the ship so using your sage energy, you sit down, and scan the environment a mile away in a 360 degree radius.... nothing...
The cacti expected someone like you to be coming for them and cloaked their transporters. You are trying to figure out where to go, when you suddenly hear a cry of help coming from someone nearby.
What do you do?
[[Help Civilian]]
[[Continue on path]] After hearing the cry for help, you Naruto run as fast as possible to site where you heard the cries. You arrive at the site, and you see two cacti ganging up on an innocent civilian. “HEY YA BONEHEADS!”, you scream. The cacti turn around. The cacti look at each other, look at you, and begin charging, completely ignoring the civilian. They sensed your immense power and saw you as the larger threat. You now have an unavoidable fight on your hands....
As the cacti begin running towards you, what do you do?
[[Kunai Attack]]
[[Double Rasengan Attack]]
Here is what a rasengan is*
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</div>After 15 minutes of running around and stumbling through debris, you see it… You see a large area guarded by almost 50 cacti. You check your watch, and see that you only have 45 minutes remaining…
[[Continue->Site Arrival]]You realize that, thanks to years of training in the ninja academy that you can throw kunai knives with deadly precision. You aim for the cactis' heads, and release the kunai.
DIRECT HIT.
The cacti fall over from the sheer force of the throw alone.
“Awe heck yeah!” You scream. However… they start getting up. At that moment, you realized that... the cacti don’t have brains… oops.
The cacti pick up their sprint again and you realize that, you’ll have to resort to a more powerful attack. With the cacti approaching closer and closer, you begin charging up your rasengan.
[[Cmon, make it bigger]]You realize that a measly Kunai would do nothing to these cacti and decide to use a more forceful and powerful attack... the rasengan.
You summon two shadow clones, and begin charging up in a power-pose.
With a giant rasengan in your left and right hands, you smash the dense balls of chakra into the cacti and they explode, leaving only mere specks of dust behind. You see the scared civilian, shaking and try to calm them down. The civilian is thankfully unharmed, and questions who you are and why you saved her. You quickly explain the situation, and respond that you are trying to find a way onto the spike.
In a shocking turn of events, the civilian remembers that she saw a teleporter nearby. You are shocked by this extremely useful information, and ask her to guide you there. You remember though, that you only have one hour. You check your watch, and 5 minutes have already passed by... you only have 55 minutes to save mankind...
[[Site Arrival]]
The kind civilian guides you towards the site where she saw the teleporters. After 5 minutes of running through debris to get to the area, you check your watch and see that you only have 50 minutes remaining. “Thank you for your help!”, you say, and tell the kind civilian to get to safety.
[[Continue to teleporter]]There it is! You see a teleporter which leads directly to the ship. However, you realize that first... you have to get by the 50 cacti protecting it. You hunker down behind a broken rock and try to think of a plan to get past a cacti unnoticed, when all of a sudden, hear a high speed whiz pass right by your head.
Adrenaline up, and sweat rolling down your face, you look up and realize that, the cacti have spotted you... "This will not be a stealth mission…", you think to yourself...
[[Continue on]] You realize that, there is absolutely no way you'll be able to sneak around this 100-foot Behemoth. You realize that... you can do this, as you have fought much much worse foes.
You climb up on the rocks, knuckle bump yourself and being the cocky on of a gun you are scream, “HEY UGLY, RIGHT OVER HERE!!!”, with a grin on your face. You slap your hands together and with a giant BOOM, summon the faithful demon fox residing insie of you (Kurama). After the smoke clears, there you are, a giant 100 foot tall 9 tailed fox.
You charge towards the behemoth, and tackle it to the ground. You take turns exchanging blow after blow, each one shaking the earth beneath you. You finally have the behemoth in a deadlock until he suddenly flips you over and throws you to the ground. The behemoth synthesizes a giant hammer, and jumps up about 50 feet, about to smash you with his finishing blow.
This situation is not looking so hot but, you need to survive so you can save mankind. What will you do?
[[Evade]]
[[Tailed Beast Bomb]] You decide that, you are not The adventurous type, and should probably find a way to sneak by the monster to save time. You know you could defeat him, but you feel like you need every second you can get. You look around you, and realize that, the only way to the teleporter, is through the Beast. You come up with the plan to distract the beach, and begin to execute it.
To distract the beast, you summon 20 Shadow clones, and order them to attack the Beast. While the shadow clones are attacking the Beast, you, the real Naruto, make a break to the teleporter.
The giant monster catches the shadow clones with its eyes, but realizes that something is not right. As you leave cover and start sprinting towards a teleporter, the monster shifts its eyes towards you, disregarding your shadow clones, and prepares to attack.
As a giant cacti is about to smash you, you decide that fighting is the only way out of this. You quickly gather all the chakra around you, and form a 20 foot RASENSHURIKEN*.
In this futile survival effort, with this ever-growing ball of chakra around you, you throw it at the cacti, and the Rasenshuriken connects with the beast. You see the beast standing there completely still. The cacti tries but… he realises that he was completely sliced in two. The beast falls to the floor in two halfs, and you, tired from that previous attack, stand triumphant in this battle. You once again remember that you are on a time limit, frantically check your watch and realize that… you only have 30 minutes remaining.
[[Continue onto Teleporter passage]]
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As the giant cacti is about to smash you with his giant hammer, you roll to the side and feel the thunderous Roar of the hammer striking a few feet next to you. It seemed like from that blow, the Earth should have split in two. With your ears ringing, and body shaken from the shockwave of the blow alone, it suddenly dawns on you that that could have died from that blow.
Thank goodness you evaded that...
You quickly get up, and decide to get serious. Thankfully, you realize that his hammer is stuck into the ground, because of the force of the impact. You take this moment, and summon a sword with your Kurama chakra.
It is now or never...
As you prepare an all mighty swing, you bellow from the bottom of your lungs, "TODAY, THE EARTH WILL NOT ENDDD!!!!"...
BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
The sword connects with the beast, and like butter, slices straight through the cacti. You see him just standing there completely still. He turns around, and tries to move but… he realizes that he was sliced in two. The beast falls to the floor in two halves, and you stand there in triumph.
You shrink back down into your normal size and once again remember that you are on a time limit. You frantically check your watch… you only have 30 minutes remaining.
Tired, panting, and having used a lot of chakra already, you continue on.
[[Continue onto Teleporter passage]] As a giant cacti is about to smash you with his giant hammer, you quickly open your mouth, and gather all the chakra in the earth around you. With this ever-growing dense-ball of chakra in your mouth, you quickly dispersed it in a narrow path, and with a deafening
BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
Tear a hole straight through the cacti.The cacti stands there for a moment, Hammer above his head about to smash, looks down, and sees a giant empty void where his chest should be. The cacti looks up, looks at the hole in his chest, and collapses next to you.
You shrink back down into your normal size and once again remember that you are on a time limit. You frantically check your watch… you only have 30 minutes remaining.
Tired, panting, and having used a lot of chakra already, you continue on.
[[Continue onto Teleporter passage]]
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</div>Tired from your previous encounters, you run towards the teleporter, and are quickly beamed up to the ship. You are beamed into the main cabin, and quickly realize that you are in a room with many other cacti. Using your skills from the ninja academy, you quietly sneak into the nearest empty room. Here you decide your next plan.
[[Locate control room singlehandedly->Locate control room by yourself]]
[[Search entire ship with clones]]You decide to produce 1000 clones to save time and search the whole ship at once. However, not only does this unexpectedly make ALOT of noise but, uncloak your presence to the enemy.
It is too late... You produce the clones but, a cacti slams open the door to the room you're in, sees you and your clones, and immediately calls for backup.
You have been compromised...
Before you know it, the entier fleet of cacti on the ship swarm the area, and needle you to death.
Better luck next time soldierYou decide to locate the control panel by yourself. You decide to do this without clones so can save your chakra if you happen to encounter an enemies near the control panel. Therefore, you sneak out of the empty room you are in, and begin exploring.
You open the door, and are greeted with a 2-way path. Which way do you go?
[[Left]]
[[Right]]You start heading left, but find yourself walking for a very long period of time. you begin to worry, and question if you accidentally took the wrong path. As you begin to think these thoughts, you begin to hear lots of noises and see different colored lights. As you get closer, you realize that... You reach the control panel. Jackpot! You look at your watch, and see that you have only 15 minutes left.
As you inch closer and closer to the control room, you notice that something seems off… You begin to ask yourself why it was so easy to get to the control room when all of a sudden, two gates close behind you, closing off the only escape into the hallway.
… they know you are here.
Two cacti suddenly emerge from the control room, grab your arms and now have you being held hostage...
[[Continue]]You reach a dead end... 5 minutes wasted. You turn around, and head left.
You start heading left, but find yourself walking for a very long period of time. you begin to worry, and question if you accidentally took the wrong path. As you begin to think these thoughts, you begin to hear lots of noises and see different colored lights. As you get closer, you realize that... You reach the control panel. Jackpot! You look at your watch, and see that you have only 15 minutes left.
As you inch closer and closer to the control room, you notice that something seems off… You begin to ask yourself why it was so easy to get to the control room when all of a sudden, two gates close behind you, closing off the only escape into the hallway.
… they know you are here.
Two cacti suddenly emerge from the control room, grab your arms and now have you being held hostage...
[[Continue]] The cacti lead you into a large and colorful control room with seemingly humanlike buttons all around the cockpit.
You are actively looking around the cockpit for either a possible escape route or the main controls when all of a sudden...
WHOOOOOOSH!!
Your head violently gets whipped to the left. Dazed, seeing stars, and confused, you look around, and see a very bulky and intimidating cacti with seemingly humanlike features. Standing before you with its seemingly human-like fist clenched.
It had 2 legs, 2 arms, but three eyes on its face. Aside from the abnormal facial features however, you notice that something is wrong… something is really really wrong…
You are shivering, goosebumps on your skin, and the hairs on your body are standing straight up.
"WHAT IS THIS FEELING???" You repeatedly think to yourself. After a few moments your heart sinks... what you were feeling, is the combination of bloodlust and power radiating from the cacti. Never before... even during the fourth great ninja war, have you felt such fear before.
The cacti grabs you by the throat, picks you up, and said in the deepest and darkest voice you've ever heard,
“Why are you here puny human? I do admit, it is impressive that you have gotten this far, getting past Konan the beast, like it was nothing. However, your efforts are futile as you won't get to see our spike destroy your planet. In only 15 minutes, we will have enough energy to drill through this planet like BUTTER. How unfortunate... such power being wasted on a measly human.”
The cacti then throws you across the room, with such power that your body's impact leaves a dent in the metal wall. Dazed, hurt, and tired, you realize that you have to do something, and you had to do it now or else all of planet earth, along with yourself, will perish.
You try to get up, but realize that, your ribs, legs, and left arm are broken from the impact of the throw. Never before have you felt such pain. However, your mind suddenly flashbacks to your loved ones on planet Earth... you will not let them die.
What is your next approach.
[[Run to control panel]]
[[Attack boss]] Realizing that you have no other options, you know you have to do something, and decide to make a break for the control panel. You quickly summon 10 shadow clones and scatter them across the room in an effort to distract the boss cacti. With all your strength, you propel yourself towards the control panel while you thought the boss was distracted. However… as soon as you are a few feet away from the control panel, the boss zips right in front of you with blinding speed, and you bump straight into him.
“I have to admit human… you are the most courageous of them ALL!!!. My name is Biancacti, and I am the royal cacti who rules all cacti across the galaxy. Now measly human, what is your name? I like to know the names of my strongest foes before I kill them.” said Biancacti.
“My name is Naruto Uzumaki! And I WILL NOT LOSE TO YOU!” you scream in pain from your injuries.
“Ahh so we have a feisty one here! Bring it on human… TRY YOUR BEST TO STOP ME!” Biancacti screams.
You notice your watch, and all of a sudden, you see that you only have FIVE MINUTES until the drill is activated and the earth is impaled. You jump back, and realize that your speed and strength are equally matched. Your character goes deep into thought…
“I only have 5 minutes, what do I do WHAT DO I DOOO!!! I’m at a stalemate with him. Our speed and power is equal and he has no injuries at the moment. Everyone on earth is relying on me I HAVE TO SAVE THEM!! I can't just let them die! No, I WON’T LET THEM DIE!!! All my loved ones…. My family… MY FRIENDSSS!”
You shoot your eyes open, them now a bright red color and power is seeping out of you. Biancacti now sees your eyes, full of rage and the will to succeed.
“YESSSS! I HAVEN’T HAD THIS MUCH FUN IN A WHILE AHAHAH! I, Biancacti DECALRE YOU THE STRONGEST!!!”, Biancacti screams as he braces your impending attack.
You kneel down, charging up every last bit of your chakra. The debris start floating around you in response to your power levels. The ship begins shaking and with all the rage in your heart you scream, “I AM NARUTO UZUMAKI AND I WILL NOT LOSEEEE!!!”
At that moment, Biancacti realises that he made a mistake underestimating your power and will to succeed. Biancacti, is practically shaking at this point…
In the blink of an eye, you charge forward, faster than the speed of sound. You are moving so fast that the world around you is moving in slow motion. You see Biancacti’s face, scared, shocked, and plastered with the realization that, he made a grave mistake not ending you when he had the chance.
BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
You hit Biancacti with a punch so powerful that the lapping pulses alone, from breaking the speed of sound many times over, shatter the metal walls in the room around you. In a flash, the control panel, and Biancacti, were nothing more than a few particles of dust...
You stand there, fist out, and your power reverts to a normal level again. You try to think of a next step when all of a sudden, your body cripples. All the adrenaline and power were suppressing how much pain you were truly in, and the force of the punch only worsened the damage. You lost your breath, when all of a sudden, red alarms start beeping and the ship’s self destruct sequence is activated. The destruction of the control panel did the job.
Almost out of chakra, tired, broken, and beat, your final mission is to escape the ship. While you successfully stopped the cacti’s plans within the hour time limit, you are now imposed with a 5 minute self destruction time limit. However, a grave miscalculation suddenly dawns on you and your heart stops…
The debris from the ship will end up falling and will cause more casualties on Earth once the ship explodes...
What ending will you choose?
[[Reduce Casualties]]
[[Survive]]
Lol, here was inspiration for this scene vv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PufqBL4RP8I
Greatest scene ever ^“I have to admit human… you are the most courageous of them ALL!!!. My name is Biancacti, and I am the royal cacti who rules all cacti across the galaxy. Now measly human, what is your name? I like to know the names of my strongest foes before I kill them.” said Biancacti.
“My name is Naruto Uzumaki! And I WILL NOT LOSE TO YOU!” you scream in pain from your injuries.
“Ahh so we have a feisty one here! Bring it on human… TRY YOUR BEST TO STOP ME!” Biancacti screams.
You notice your watch, and all of a sudden, you see that you only have FIVE MINUTES until the drill is activated and the earth is impaled. You jump back, and realize that your speed and strength are equally matched. Your character goes deep into thought…
“I only have 5 minutes, what do I do WHAT DO I DOOO!!! I’m at a stalemate with him. Our speed and power is equal and he has no injuries at the moment. Everyone on earth is relying on me I HAVE TO SAVE THEM!! I can't just let them die! No, I WON’T LET THEM DIE!!! All my loved ones…. My family… MY FRIENDSSS!”
You shoot your eyes open, them now a bright red color and power is seeping out of you. Biancacti now sees your eyes, full of rage and the will to succeed.
“YESSSS! I HAVEN’T HAD THIS MUCH FUN IN A WHILE AHAHAH! I, Biancacti DECALRE YOU THE STRONGEST!!!”, Biancacti screams as he braces your impending attack.
You kneel down, charging up every last bit of your chakra. The debris start floating around you in response to your power levels. The ship begins shaking and with all the rage in your heart you scream, “I AM NARUTO UZUMAKI AND I WILL NOT LOSEEEE!!!”
At that moment, Biancacti realises that he made a mistake underestimating your power and will to succeed. Biancacti, is practically shaking at this point…
In the blink of an eye, you charge forward, faster than the speed of sound. You are moving so fast that the world around you is moving in slow motion. You see Biancacti’s face, scared, shocked, and plastered with the realization that, he made a grave mistake not ending you when he had the chance.
BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
You hit Biancacti with a punch so powerful that the lapping pulses alone, from breaking the speed of sound many times over, shatter the metal walls in the room around you. In a flash, the control panel, and Biancacti, were nothing more than a few particles of dust...
You stand there, fist out, and your power reverts to a normal level again. You try to think of a next step when all of a sudden, your body cripples. All the adrenaline and power were suppressing how much pain you were truly in, and the force of the punch only worsened the damage. You lost your breath, when all of a sudden, red alarms start beeping and the ship’s self destruct sequence is activated. The destruction of the control panel did the job.
Almost out of chakra, tired, broken, and beat, your final mission is to escape the ship. While you successfully stopped the cacti’s plans within the hour time limit, you are now imposed with a 5 minute self destruction time limit. However, a grave miscalculation suddenly dawns on you and your heart stops…
The debris from the ship will end up falling and will cause more casualties on Earth once the ship explodes...
What will you do now soldier?
[[Reduce Casualties]]
[[Survive]]
Lol, here was inspiration for this scene vv
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Greatest scene ever ^ In the end, you decided to reduce total number of casualties on planet Earth.
You realize that, all the flying debris and flames falling from the ship will kill those remaining on planet Earth when the ship explodes. At that moment.... you decide that the lives of many others are more important than your own.
"Mom... dad... I'll be seeing you guys soon alright? I hope you werent waiting too long for me up there", you say with a cheerful smile across your face and tears streaking down from your eyes.
With the last of your strength, you summon Kurama, and ask him for the remaining bits of his power.
"Hey you big O'l fox, lets do this final feat alright?" you think as you fist bump Kurama
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Using your last bits of chakra, you decide to summon a giant chakra shield around the ship as it falls to Earth. Right before the ship makes contact with Earth's surface and explodes, you encapsulate yourself and the ship in a mind-blowingly large chakra bubble, and the ship explodes.
[[1 month later]]You decide to survive. After seeing that the ship, and now in self-destruct mode and is Falling Towards the surface of the Earth, you run as fast as you can to the teleporter, slashing through any cacti in the way with your chakra sword. UC that the ship is getting closer and closer to the ground, but you realize that, you have no clue where you are inside the ship. After searching and searching, you only have three minutes left, and you realize that you only have one option left. You summon 1000 Shadow clones, using every last bit of your chakra, and search the ship. 2 minutes later, one every clones found it and you start sprinting as fast as you can towards the exit. You see the teleporter, but only have 10 seconds left. It is at this moment, do or die…
[[RUN]][[FASTER]][[FASTER!]][[FASTERRRRR!!!!!]][[3]][[2]][[1]][[YOU MADE IT!]] With one second left, you jump into the teleporter, are beamed to the surface of the Earth. Seconds after, you hear a deafening BOOOM, that could have seemingly reached the end of the Galaxy.
After the boom, you stand with the consequences of your actions beginning to dawn on you... You just let thousands of people die from the explosion of the spike. While you saved the entire planet, the deaths of the thousands of people from the explosion were still immense weights on your shoulders...
It is May 7th, and there is a larger government funded thank you celebration, marking the new international "Naruto" day. While many cheered and screamed, others cried and bood at you. The people booing were the ones who had lost loved ones you assumed.
You're recognized as the greatest war hero in history, which made you happy but, that did not take away the weight that the 6,000 deaths that you take responsibility for from the crash.
Not exactly a noble ending but, congradulations on finishing the game. Please try the other routes if you would like!! :)[[Bigger!]][[LARGER!!!]][[GIVE EM HELL!!!!]]With a giant rasengan in your left and right hands, you smash the dense balls of chakra into the cacti and they explode, leaving only mere specks of dust behind. You see the scared civilian, shaking and try to calm them down. The civilian is thankfully unharmed, and questions who you are and why you saved her. You quickly explain the situation, and respond that you are trying to find a way onto the spike.
In a shocking turn of events, the civilian remembers that she saw a teleporter nearby. You are shocked by this extremely useful information, and ask her to guide you there. You remember though, that you only have one hour. You check your watch, and 5 minutes have already passed by... you only have 55 minutes to save mankind...
[[Site Arrival]] While at first you were scared, you think of all your ninja training and work you put into becoming the top ninja in the hidden leaf village and just smile…
You hit your chest with your fist and bellow, “BRING IT ON YA KNOW!!!”.
Using your shadow clone Jutsu, you make 100 copies of yourself and scatter them all. This gives you, the real Naruto, time to channel up your powerful Sage energy while your clones battle and act as a distraction. You find a hidden spot, and begin meditating.
Meanwhile, your 100 Shadow clones engage in battle. Kunai and cacti spikes are flying everywhere, rasengans are being smashed into cacti, and hand to hand combat is getting intense.
After a few minutes of fighting, your clones have defeated all 50 cacti. You think, “Wow, that was easy!”, until you hear a deafening thud....
You sense an enormous amount of power and bloodlust from a foe and gt shivers down your spine. You get up from your meditation position, look over the debris you're hiding behind, and see a giant...ENORMOUS, 100 foot cacti monster dig itself up from the ground.
With one powerful swipe of the hand, it smashed into all 100 shadow clones destroying them.
"O... s***"
[[Fight the behemoth cacti]]
[[Distract the beast and sneak into teleporter]] It is 1 month after the cacti's visited the earth, and the remaining cacti died after their mothership exploded. It is May 7th, and millions gather at your funeral reception to pay their respects. You have a statue made of you in Atlanta, and are forever remembered as the greatest war hero on planet Earth.
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Your name is Meg Griffin. You hail from the land of Quahog, Rhode Island. It’s a sunny, Rhode Island summer day; you are sitting in your room, dreaming about men (because of course you are, you’re Meg Griffin) when you get a phone call. You never get called; you’re so excited!
When you pick up, you hear a gruff voice say “Hello, Meg, this is the Pentagon, and, after great deliberation, you have been chosen as one of Earth’s last defenders against Biancacti and her army of alien cacti. You have one hour before they drive their spike ship into the Earth and destroy the human race! Once you equip yourself, depart for the ship immediately.
[[next|Leaving for the Mission]]You jump for joy! You’ve never been selected for anything before, let alone something so important. Not only that, but you get to be rid of your abusive and annoying family! As you equip yourself, on the way out, you yell “I’m leaving! For good this time!” Chris, Stewie, mom, and dad don’t even pass a glance. You get a little smirk on your face, and head out.
[[next|Meg Characteristics]]Meg Griffin:
Character Traits - Repulsiveness, Ability to turn into Prison Meg, Depression
[[Begin Adventure!|Obstacle 1]]You arrive at the teleporter to the Spike. It seems unguarded, but you take one step towards and suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere, five enemy cacti appear behind you! You are shocked! What do you do?
[[Run to the teleporter!]]
[[Stay to Fight!!]]
[[Cry for Help!!]]Deciding you don't think you can win, you book it for the teleporter. Because your luck is terrible, you trip and fall. Seeing as they are hot on your trail, you get up try to take a long route through a nearby wooded area to veil yourself. "I lost them!" you think to yourself, and emerge from the woods 10 minutes later. You slowly, confidently stroll towards the teleporter, when suddenly, they pop out of the ground directly behind you!
Scared, you run and touch the teleporter, and not a moment too soon; one of the cacti shot a spike that was about to impale your head!
[[to the Teleporter|to the Teleporter 1!]]You try to summon strength, but you just can't muster enough to fight. The cacti approach, and are about to end you, when...
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At the last second, with your life flashing before your eyes, you remember the strength you obtained when you went to prison. All of a sudden, your biceps swell, and the anger that you carry with your pours out! "BLARRRRRGH!" you yell, and you take the cacti on. 10 minutes later, you have flattened all five cacti, but in the fighting, you took a spike to your right arm, making it weak. You see nothing to do but to advance to the teleporter.
[[to the Teleporter!|to the Teleporter 1!]]You cry for help, but you forgot about how unpopular you are; the cacti shoot their spikes at you, and you quickly perish.
THE END
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50 Minutes Left:
You quickly get into the teleporter and arrive at the base of the ship. You need to get to the control panel to shut it off before you perish.
You walk a little ways down a long hallway for roughly 5 minutes, but then you are stopped by a cry for help. A civilian, or possibly a soldier - you cannot tell because his clothes are in tatters - is collapsed on the side wall.
"Please girl! I beg of you, please take me back to the teleporter! I have a wife and children, they miss me!" an injured civilian says. You stop, hesitate. What do you do?
[[Help the injured Civilian, go back to teleporter. |help Civilian!]]
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45 minutes left.
"Ah, thanks! The name's James Woods. I was commissioned to try to infiltrate this base before ya, but I ran into a real nasty cacti up ahead." he says.
"Oh, that would explain the cuts and bruises! You surely seem like you are in some trouble. Let me take you back to the teleporter."
You start walking back to the teleporter. It takes 3 times as much time (15 minutes) because James is on your back and you aren't especially strong or fast.
"Thanks a million," James says, clutching his wounds. "Without your help I surely would have died there."
You acknowledge his thank you, and then he dissapears back into the teleporter.
As you turn to walk back, the WHRRRRR of the teleporter is suddenly shut off. You turn, and two mysterious beings are after you! They aren't fully cacti or fully human; some hybrid possibly. "Meg GRIFFIN. WE ARE COMING FOR YOU....." they moan as they eerily creep towards you. What do you do?
[[Fight the Mutants!|Mutant Fight Option]]
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45 minutes left.
"Sorry I have an important mission. I have to go," you say, not turning back.
"But I am James Woods! I'm a big time celebrity! How dare you...." he yells as his voice recedes into the darkness as you walk away from him.
5 minutes later, behind you, you hear a bloodcurdling scream: "Noooooo, curse you Meg Griffin!" You shudder to think what happened to James Woods, but you catch your breath and press on. You don't hear him anymore.
5 minutes later, you come across a fork in the road. A left path, right path, and middle path. Skeletons abound on this ship, you wonder what possibly could have transpired here! "No," you mutter to yourself. "I have to find the control panel and shut this ship down." Where do you go?
NOTE: in front of the middle path, there is a sign that says: "this way is safe! Straight to control panel!"
[[Left Path|Ignore Option: Left Path]]
[[Middle Path|Ignore Option: Middle Path]]
[[Right Path|Ignore Option: Right Path]]You decide to stay, and FIGHT! But you aren't in familiar territory. Your enemies know the territory better than you. They grab you, and you're helpless. All of a sudden, you see it! That's your mother and father enveloped by cacti! You try to scream "Mother! Father!" but then you realize: "Wait, they hate me! Well, I guess I am screwed."
You brace for death, and Peter Cacti attacks, but all of a sudden...
Nothing. You die lol, your family hates you.
THE END.
[[Play Again?|WELCOME!!!]]30 minutes left.
You run from the guys.
"MEG! YOU ARE A DISSAPOINTING DAUGHTER!!" they scream. Could they possibly be your...
IT doesn't matter. You run anyway, run as fast as your scrawny little legs can carry you.
Roughly 10 minutes later, you catch your breath. You don't hear them anymore. You come across a fork in the road. A left path, right path, and middle path. Skeletons abound on this ship, you wonder what possibly could have transpired here! "No," you mutter to yourself. "I have to find the control panel and shut this ship down." Where do you go?
NOTE: in front of the middle path, there is a sign that says: "this way is safe! Straight to control panel!"
[[Left Path|Flight Option: Left Path]]
[[Middle Path|Flight Option: Middle Path]]
[[Right Path|Flight Option: Right Path]]20 minutes left.
You start walking down a slope.
From above, you hear a something crash, and then you see behind you that a boulder is tumbling down straight towards you!. "Oh crap!," you audibly say to yourself.
You start running downhill, screaming bloody murder as the boulder tumbles down after you. You run for about 5 minutes until you see two paths merge, and the boulder gets stuck at the merge point. "Whew! That was close," you say as you breath a sigh of relief.
You walk for roughly 5 minutes more until you see a door. "Might as well open it," you say to yourself.
It's the control panel! You take one step towards it, but then, from the ceiling drops... A GIANT CACTI. "I AM BIANCACTI!!! LITTLE GIRL, YOU WILL NOT STOP MY PLAN!"
It backs you into a corner. You have nothing left to do but.
[[FIGHT!!|Flight Option: FIGHT!!]]Wow. You actually trusted the enemy's signs. Well, it's your funeral: you take a few steps forward, and then suddenly....
[[Next|Middle Path End]]20 minutes left.
You choose the right path. It's completely empty. Just a straight corridor. No enemies, no nothing.
You notice that, two paths merged into this one pathway. "Huh, looks like two of the pathways led to the same place. Guess it didn't really matter which way I went," you say yourself.
You walk for roughly 10 minutes until you see a door. "Might as well open it," you say to yourself.
It's the control panel! You take one step towards it, but then, from the ceiling drops... A GIANT CACTI. "I AM BIANCACTI!!! LITTLE GIRL, YOU WILL NOT STOP MY PLAN!"
It backs you into a corner. You have nothing left to do but.
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The floor dissapears under you. You fall and....
Well let's just say, it isn't pretty. You won't be saving anyone this time around.
THE END
[[Play Again?|WELCOME!!!]]10 minutes left. You step towards Biancacti. It swings and you BARELY dodge out of the way. "WITH REFLEXES THAT SLOW THIS WILL BE OVER QUICKLY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" it says, menace in it's eyes. You look around for something to attack with. All you see around you is a bucket of water. What do you do?
[[Throw the bucket of water at Biancacti|Flight Option: Throw bucket!]]
[[Turn into Prison Meg|Flight Option: Prison Meg!]]5 minutes left.
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You throw water at Biancacti as it swings, connecting with your leg!
"NOOOOOOO! Why did I leave my one weakness lying around!!! What am I, Bowser from Super Mario Brothers! AHHHHH IT BURRNSSSSS...."
Biancacti is reduced to a puddle, you step through the puddle and see the self-destruct button on the control panel. This all takes about 4 minutes. You press it, and some disembodied voice shouts: "ALL SHIP PASSENGERS BEWARE; in 1 MINUTE THE SHIP WILL SELF DESTRUCT. PLEASE EXIT THROUGH THE PORTAL DIRECTLY BEHIND THE CONTROL PANEL ROOM."
You drag yourself towards the portal with your one injured leg. You hear the countdown as you as you slowly stumble into the transporter room. Only 10 seconds away, and you have to get to the transporter!
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You channel your anger at your family and society, and turn into Prison Meg. The battle is intense; you trade blows.
"I WILL END YOU," Biancacti roars. It raises both of her arms to attack, but, you see a weakpoint and push it into the control panel's self destruct button. "ARRRGH, NO!" It says. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!!!!!!!"""
The self-destruct timer goes ticks down quickly, as Biancacti roars "IF YOU ARE GONNA RUIN MY PLAN, I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!!"
Biancacti holds you as you flail helplessly. "I've succeeded in my mission," you mutter to yourself, and that is your last thought as the timer hits 0 and the ship explodes.
[[Back on Earth|Flight Option: Back on Earth!]]You summon on your strength and push through! It's only 30 feet away, and you run as fast as your injured leg can carry you...
3
2....
1....!
[[Into the Transporter!|Flight Option: Into the Transporter!]]You hop in, and return to Earth!!!!
As you fall onto soft Earthy ground from the transporter, you look up to the sky as the Spike collapses in on itself, and explodes.
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YOU DID IT!!
[[Back on Earth|Flight Option: Back to Earth!!]]Back in Quahog, you are treated as a hero. Because you saved him, James Woods uses his influence to hail April 7th as "Meg Griffin Day" in all of Rhode Island. Your family finally accepts you, and you are awarded the Medal of Honor by the president of the United States. All of the boys can't keep their eyes off of you! It's everything you've ever wanted!
CONGRATS, you have achieved the BEST ENDING. GOOD JOB :)
THE END
Back on Earth, James Woods tells of your heroic deeds. Your body is never found, but they bury you and have a huge ceremony. However, you are not there to see it and never get to experience the respect from your parents that they now have for you.
"Meg Griffin was more courageous then us all. Who knew?" says James Woods as he prepares to announce that April 7th, 2020 will now be known as Meg Griffin day.
Congrats, you have earned the 3RD BEST ENDING. Try to stay alive next time :)
The END35 minutes left.
You start walking down a slope.
From above, you hear a something crash, and then you see behind you that a boulder is tumbling down straight towards you!. "Oh crap!," you audibly say to yourself.
You start running downhill, screaming bloody murder as the boulder tumbles down after you. You run for about 5 minutes until you see two paths merge, and the boulder gets stuck at the merge point. "Whew! That was close," you say as you breath a sigh of relief.
You walk for roughly 5 minutes more until you see a door. "Might as well open it," you say to yourself.
It's the control panel! You take one step towards it, but then, from the ceiling drops... A GIANT CACTI. "I AM BIANCACTI!!! LITTLE GIRL, YOU WILL NOT STOP MY PLAN!"
It backs you into a corner. You have nothing left to do but.
[[FIGHT!!|Ignore Option: FIGHT!!]]Wow. You actually trusted the enemy's signs. Well, it's your funeral: you take a few steps forward, and then suddenly....
[[Next|Middle Path End]]35 minutes left.
You choose the right path. It's completely empty. Just a straight corridor. No enemies, no nothing.
You notice that, two paths merged into this one pathway. "Huh, looks like two of the pathways led to the same place. Guess it didn't really matter which way I went," you say yourself.
You walk for roughly 10 minutes until you see a door. "Might as well open it," you say to yourself.
It's the control panel! You take one step towards it, but then, from the ceiling drops... A GIANT CACTI. "I AM BIANCACTI!!! LITTLE GIRL, YOU WILL NOT STOP MY PLAN!"
It backs you into a corner. You have nothing left to do but.
[[FIGHT!!|Ignore Option: FIGHT!!]]25 minutes left. You step towards Biancacti. It swings and you BARELY dodge out of the way. "WITH REFLEXES THAT SLOW THIS WILL BE OVER QUICKLY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" it says, menace in it's eyes. You look around for something to attack with. All you see around you is a bucket of water. What do you do?
[[Throw the bucket of water at Biancacti|Ignore Option: Throw bucket!]]
[[Turn into Prison Meg|Ignore Option: Prison Meg!]]25 minutes left.
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You throw water at Biancacti as it swings, connecting with your leg!
"NOOOOOOO! Why did I leave my one weakness lying around!!! What am I, Bowser from Super Mario Brothers! AHHHHH IT BURRNSSSSS...."
Biancacti is reduced to a puddle, you step through the puddle and see the self-destruct button on the control panel. This all takes about 4 minutes. You press it, and some disembodied voice shouts: "ALL SHIP PASSENGERS BEWARE; in 1 MINUTE THE SHIP WILL SELF DESTRUCT. PLEASE EXIT THROUGH THE PORTAL DIRECTLY BEHIND THE CONTROL PANEL ROOM."
You drag yourself towards the portal with your one injured leg. You hear the countdown as you as you slowly stumble into the transporter room. Only 10 seconds away, and you have to get to the transporter!
[[Run for your life!|Ignore Option: Run!]]25 minutes left.
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You channel your anger at your family and society, and turn into Prison Meg. The battle is intense; you trade blows for 4 intense minutes.
"I WILL END YOU," Biancacti roars. It raises both of her arms to attack, but, you see a weakpoint and push it into the control panel's self destruct button. "ARRRGH, NO!" It says. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!!!!!!!"""
Some disembodied voice shouts: "ALL SHIP PASSENGERS BEWARE; in 21 MINUTES THE SHIP WILL SELF DESTRUCT. PLEASE EXIT THROUGH THE PORTAL DIRECTLY BEHIND THE CONTROL PANEL ROOM.
The self-destruct timer goes ticks down quickly, as Biancacti roars "IF YOU ARE GONNA RUIN MY PLAN, I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!!"
Biancacti holds you as you flail helplessly. "I've succeeded in my mission," you mutter to yourself.
[[Next|Ignore Option: Prison Meg Follow-UP]]You summon on your strength and push through! It's only 30 feet away, and you run as fast as your injured leg can carry you...
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2....
1....!
[[Into the Transporter!|Ignore Option: Into the Transporter!]]You hop in, and return to Earth!!!!
As you fall onto soft Earthy ground from the transporter, you look up to the sky as the Spike collapses in on itself, and explodes.
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YOU DID IT!!
[[Back on Earth|Ignore Option: Back to Earth!!]]You return to Quahog with mixed reviews. James Woods is dead, and some people resent you for that. However, you are alive, and you saved the planet; you are generally more accepted then you were before. Some hail you as a hero, and Peter (your Father) is especially grateful because James Woods is dead. The boys, well, they at least notice you now, so that's better?
You also recieve the medal of honor from the president.
Congrats, you have achieved the 2ND BEST ENDING. Good Job :)
THE END20 minutes later, however, you feel Biancacti's grip begin to loosen.
"I AM NOT LETTING GO," Biancacti roars. However, its spikey body is beginning to give way. You see an opportunity because your right leg is let go, and give it a swift kick to the head.
"AHHHH NOOOOO. DARN YOU MEG GRIFFIN..." Biancacti says as it collapses.
"Hah, I gotchu!," you say triumphantly as you return to regular Meg. However, your body is in tatters, and you hear the disembodied voice say "ALL SHIP PASSENGERS BEWARE; in 1 MINUTE THE SHIP WILL SELF DESTRUCT. PLEASE EXIT THROUGH THE PORTAL DIRECTLY BEHIND THE CONTROL PANEL ROOM."
You drag yourself towards the portal with your tattered body. You hear the countdown as you as you slowly stumble into the transporter room. Only 10 seconds away, and you have to get to the transporter!
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Hello Shrek, I am general Chungus. I imagine you already know why you've been chosen for this daunting task. You have proven yourself worthy of through your fights against a dragon, lord Farquad's soldiers, witches, and bandits. Honestly, no one is better suited for the job than you. Your strength, resilience, and charisma are unmatched. We are all counting on you Shrek. Are you ready?
[[I AM THE OGRE LORD!!!]]
[[ No ]] Very well Shrek, it is an honor that you allow me to survive in your oniony presence. Please help us Shrek. The Cacti have been spotted taking people to the Botanical Gardens for their sick and twisted purposes.
One of those monsters took everything from me. My possessions, my house, my dog and my kids.
Damn it, Karren, they're my kids too why can't I visit them on the weekends?
What were we talking about? I'm sorry I couldn't hear you, I have airpods in. Oh right... the Cacti invaders. Yeah, they're pretty bad too I guess. I heard they are pure evil and have flesh made of steel with poison spikes. Not even my child soldiers could stop them. If you don't do something soon they might destroy all of humanity and that'd be bad. You should probably go stop them.
[[Karen is a better parent than you]]
[[Begin Mission]]What! You take that back you big, green, smelly Ogre! I am a way better parent than my wife. Well besides that one time and that other time and... Okay, you may have a point, but it's little Timmy's fault he didn't know how to swim. Still, nobody, and I mean NOBODY, talks to me like that. Prepare to lose your breathing privileges.
Ignore him and [[Begin Mission]]
[[Use the Ogre Roar]]
[[Eat Him]]Hey Shrek, now that your little situation with the recruiter was taken care of you can get back to the task at hand. Please tell me, how the H-E-double-Fuck are you going to get on the SPIKE?
[[Bro this is your MFing game, you tell me]]
Didn't that Chugus dude something about people being taken to [[Botanical Gardens]]?Your mighty ogre roar hurls his body against the back wall, shattering his eardrums, deafening him for life. He will never hear the laughter of his grandchildren. A small price to pay for the disrespect he brought upon the great Ogre Lord.
Back to business
[[Begin Mission]] Hey Shrek, You aren't in Dreamworks any more sunshine. Remember you are an ogre, and things are about to get reaaal.
The crunch of his bones and the snapping of his tendons echo throughout the room. The only sound this can be compared to is the slurping of reheated spaghetti out of a Ziploc bag.
Being a powerful ogre makes one ravenous from time to time. His sacrifice will not be remembered but the energy he provided you will be well spent on the journey ahead.
[[Begin Mission]]Let me keep it 💯 with you chief. I'm not going to be here to hold your hand the whole game, so you better start reading the text closer. Also, I'm like 25%... no, 30% sure the recruiter said the cacti were taking people to the ([[Botanical Gardens]]).</style>
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When you arrive at the Botanical Gardens, the first thing you notice is a purple portal created in the middle of a large black, rectangular structure. As you move closer, you hear the cries of two children being dragged to the teleporter by a group of cacti. You quickly hide behind a bush to evaluate your options.
[[Jump out and fight the cacti]]
[[Stay Hiden Till Nightfall]]You heroically leap out and throw a devastating punch into the closest cactus. Little did you know, you done goofed. You forgot the cacti have flesh like steel and poison spikes. As your hand swells to the size of a beach ball your dying words are "bro I am straight up not having a good time right now"
[[Return to menu]]You absolute monster. You watched those scared, sickly orphans (did I mention they were orphans?) get dragged to the teleporter where God knows what awful things could happen to them. I can't believe you let that happen to them.
Well, good thinking. Those kids probably wouldn't have lived fulfilling lives anyways. Because of your complete lack of compassion, you found out something important. As the night grew closer, the cacti seemed more sluggish and soft than they did during the day. They must need sunlight to function properly.
Now is the perfect time sneak aboard the ship.
[[Use the telporter]]
[[Go destroy the cacti to atone for your sins]]Lol, you failed. Can we get an F in the Chat for Humanity. Oh wait, nevermind, they're dead too. Well done.
Clealry you couldn't handle the Nuetron style. Maybe you want to choose another character?
[[Character Select Menu]]
or you can have some dignity and restart [[Begin Mission]] Where would you like to teleport to on the ship?
[[Cargo Hold]]
[[Prison Cells]]Ah... so you do have a conscience, or maybe you just wanted to cause more destruction. Either way, your mother would be proud... probably.
You run out of cover and charge straight at the cacti by the teleporter
How would you like to destroy the cacti?
[[Punch]]
[[Do it to em]]You drive your meaty fists through the remaining cacti. They collapse into a puddle of green aloe vera scented goop at your feet. Their flesh was no longer solid but the spikes still hurt your buttery ogre paws. You're going to need to find a weapon in case you encounter more enemies.
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You really did it to em.
you flexed on them so hard they died, but unfortunately your swag needs time to recharge. It would be best to find a weapon in case you encounter more enemies.
[[Use the telporter]] With a flash of purple light, you find yourself in a large room surrounded by grey walls. Above you are warm solar lights, and behind you, there are seemingly endless rows of storage crates stacked to the ceiling. In front of you, there is an open crate labeled "Mixed Potions" filled with dozens of glass vials. Perhaps one of these could help you on your quest.
[[Red]]
[[Blue]]
[[Green]]Ugh Oh, you big doofus. You absolute Bafoon. You have been bamboozled by the Cacti. They have been directly teleporting prisoners into the cells. Did you really think you'd just teleport to the room and free the civilians?
Nope! Now you will be subjected to some whack ass alien experiments that will lead to your demise. This is what you get for trying to be a good ogre.
[[Return to menu]] The vial of the red potion feels hot to the touch. As you uncork the glass and swallow down the spicy liquid you feel a rumbling in your stomach. You let out one of your ogre belches and to your surprise, a stream of fire flows out of your mouth.
"Better out than in, I always say"
You look up from the box of potions and notice a [[Directory]]The blue potions looked so refreshing, How could you possibly resist? You greedily grab the bottle and chug down the cool, blue liquid.
You feel strange
Suddenly the smell of vinegar overtakes the room. You have been turned into a pickle. You are pickle Shrek. You have failed.
[[Return to menu]]
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Why'd you pick the green potion?
Anyways you're an alien cactus now too. Congrats! as long as you don't do anything too suspicious, the other cacti won't be able to tell you apart.
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Where would you like to go?
[[Control Room]]
[[Power Room]]
[[Prison]]You look up from the box of potions and notice a [[Map]]Where would you like to go?
[[Control ROOM]]
[[power room]]
[[prison]]Locked. A massive, magnetic door blocks the way to the control room. There must be a way to turn off the magnet.
[[Map]]This room is uncomfortably warm and a loud WHRRR spews out of two gigantic cylindrical structures along the back wall. A large switch lies between the behemoths. These two massive nuclear generators must be the source of the ship's power.
[[flip switch]]
[[Map]]You waddle to the prison room to find cells packed full of terrified civilians being guarded by 3 Cacti. To the right of the cells is what appears to be a dentist's chair and a large syringe filled with green liquid. One of the cacti approaches you and mumbles "Hey, come help me transform these prisoners. This batch of serum isn't defective like the last batch. That stuff turned prisoners into Cacti but didn't brainwash them. Good thing we stored sealed it away in the cargo hold before the boss found out."
[[Help the cacti]]
[[Refuse]]Oh no. You try to flip the switch but quickly realize you aren't as strong as you were when you were an ogre.
[[power room]] One of the cacti unlock the nearest cell and drag out a prisoner. As they strap him into the dentist's chair, you realize that it's your best friend Donkey. The cacti gesture for you to press the "inject" button on the syringe.
[[inject]]
[[Refuse]]Huh, so you do have morals. Well, that's unfortunate, because The cacti start to realize something may be wrong with you. They gang up ad throw you into an open prison cell. You will spend what's left of your days or hours here before you are deactivated for being defective.
[[Return to menu]] Wow... dude. You really just agreed to turn your best friend into a cactus.
Anyways... The syringe drains the serum into YOUR BEST FRIEND, turning him into a cactus. As you prepare for the next prisoner, Biancacti, the leader of the invasion burst through the doors. The guards scramble to stand attention.
[[Act like a cactus]]
[[Attack!]]You stand at attention and gaze upon the giant, powerful cacti in front of you. She turns to all of you and says "soldiers, for your great work here you will be promoted to the highest rank as my personal guards. Ask for anything and it shall be yours."
[[Anything?]]
Never! [[Attack!]]You lurch forward at Biancacti before you are abruptly stopped by the guards. She turns and looks at you with as much disgust as a cactus can show. "This soldier is defective. Destroy him." You are ejected from the ship into the cold darkness of space.
[[Return to menu]] "Yes, anything. You have all served me well"
Suddenly life as a cactus doesn't seem so bad, and hey, what has humanity ever done for you anyway? Everyone laughed at the ogre, well whose going to be laughing now? Let's face it, this is your home now. Now to decide what you want...
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[[Directory]]This room is uncomtorably warm and a loud WHRRR spews out of two gigantic cylindrical structures along the back wall. A large switch lies between the behemoths. These two massive nuclear generators must be the source of the ships power.
Use your Ogre Strength to [[flip the switch]]
[[Directory]]Right as you pass through the entrance to the prison room, three Cacti turn toward you and rush forward with murderous intent.
[[Fire burp]]
[[ogre roar]]
[[punch]]Your mouth erupts red, hot flames that surround the group of cacti. Unfazed, the cacti's steel-like skin absorbs the head and deflects most of the damage. The scorching hot cacti rush toward you, giving you a warm embrace. You fail
[[Return to menu]] You roar a mighty ogre roar. The cacti are only staggered for a moment before they charge and leap onto you. You are pricked to death.
[[Return to menu]] You slam your big, green fist into the first cacti with all your strength. Your hand crumples on impact like a car during a crash and you fall to the ground. The cacti laugh at your petty attacks against their steel-like bodies as they proceed to poke you until you die.
[[Return to menu]] The cacophony of noise ceases as the solar lights fade to black. Your ogre eyes, allowing you to see clearly in the lower light, quickly adjust.
[[directory]]As you return to the directory in the cargo hold, you hear rapid shuffling coming from the direction of the prison. Three Cacti guards emerge from the doorway to investigate the disturbance.
[[Fire Belch]]
[[Try to sneak past them]]
[[Seduce]]Your stomach gurgles just before you burp out a massive stream of fire, engulfing the group of cacti and burning them to a crisp. Once again, all is silent except the crackle of the ash piles at your feet. You notice a shimmer in one of the ash piles and bend down to pick up a gold key.
[[back to the directory]]You try to sneak around the cacti, but you're dummy thicc and the clap of your asscheek end up alerting the cacti. Quickly, you attempt to deal with the guards, but by the time you unalive the first 3 Cacti, more reinforcements rush in. You are overwhelmed and defeated.
[[Return to menu]] Where would you like to go?
[[Prison Room]]
[[control room]]You make your way to the prison and using the Key you got off the "sleeping" cacti you open the cells to be met with deadly silence and terrified gazes. It's hard to tell whether the civilians are more frightened by the alien invasion or your ogerly appearance. You start to speak but you're interrupted by the cries and screams of children.
[[These Hands are rated E for Everybody]]
[[Point them in the direction of the Teleporter]]Huh, that's strange. The door isn't being powered anymore but it still won't budge. You must need something else to open it.
[[back to the directory]] Bruh, just because I created these options doesn't mean you should choose them. Anway... Unconcious bodies pile up at your feet. You punch your way to the back of the prison cell like how Kyle punches holes in his parents' drywall. As you near the back of the cell a voice shouts "stop!" You realize this is your best friend Donkey and decide to help him off the ship.
As you and Donkey walk back to the Cargo Hold, Donkey says "Boy it's good to see you Shrek, but you have some serious issues we need to discuss later. Be careful Shrek, I heard the leader, Biancacti is one tough cookie, but judging by how you just assaulted dozens of people, you should be fine. Goodluck Shrek, and here, take this."
Donkey hands you a large, notched Cacti thorn and hops through the portal
You head back to the [[control room.]]They all rush to teleporter except one. You approach and realize that it's your best friend Donkey.
As you and Donkey walk back to the Cargo Hold, Donkey says "Boy it's good to see you Shrek. I think they were turning people into cacti to grow their army. Shrek, promise me you'll be careful. The leader, Biancacti is one tough cookie. Goodluck Shrek, we believe in you. Oh and here take this"
Donkey hands you a large, notched Cacti thorn and hops through the portal
You head back to the [[control room.]]You shove the notched thorn into the door like a key and the door opens. You enter the control room (boss music) and a spike flies past your face as a giant Cacti leaps out at you. You narrowly dodge the attack. You glance up and see Biancacti, the leader of the invasion. Just before Biancacti prepares to attack again you...
[[Fire Burp]]
[[Ogre Roar]]Your fire burp melts its way through the mighty cactus. Biancacti falls to the ground hissing in pain, but quickly gets back up and hurls a wall of poison spikes toward you.
[[Use the ogre roar]]
[[Fire Burp Again]]
[[Look for cover]]Biancacti steps back from the force of your roar but isn't phased. The last thing you see is a wave of spike hurled toward you.
[[Return to menu]] "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP" are the final words Biancacti hears as the spikes are deflected back toward her direction, piercing the cacti. Biancacti lies smoldering and pulpy at your feet, laughing. "you will never be able to stop us"
After you finish default dancing on the dead cactus, you rush to the [[Control Panel]]Another blast of fire erupts from your mouth, frying Biancacti to a crisp but fails to incinerate the flurry of thorns coming your way. Looking like a green pincushion, you both die as the Spike pokes its way into Earth's crust.
[[Return to menu]] You look for cover but to no avail. Thorns peel you away like the layers of an onion. Biancacti has won.
[[Return to menu]] You input instruction for the SPIKE to reroute all power to the nuclear generators, overloading them to destroy the SPIKE but right as you hit enter, a familiar voice pops plays over the speaker.
"Hello, I am Alexa. In order to reroute the power, you need to say your passphrase"
Times almost up and you know you'll only have one shot at this so you have to choose carefully.
Password:
[[Pass The Boof]]
[[Pls Bro Let Me Hit Your Juul]]
[[Alexa Play Despacito]]"PPPSSSSHHHHHHHH, NAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
You are not worthy of the boof. The control panel locks up. Atleast you have front row tickets to the end of the world.
[[Return to menu]] "Acess denied. Plus I only have one pod left bro"
The control panel locks up. Atleast you have front row tickets to the end of the world.
[[Return to menu]] "This is so sad, you have 5 minutes to evacuate the ship."
[[Run]]You sprint back to the cargo hold and leap through the teleporter as the ship explodes.
[[Return Home]]You, Shrek, are given the highest honor by president Kanye West and return home a hero.
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Mother Monster it is!
As you lounge with your french bulldog pets, you hear the telephone ring. Not expecting a call, you pick it up and hear an urgent and serious voice.
Ms. Gaga, this is the pentagon and we are contacting you because a dangerous foe threatens to attack us. You are our only hope.
[[hang up]]
[[ask what the danger is]]
The the phone rings again.
[[pick up the phone again]]
[[sing at the phone, "stop telephoning me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eeee" to see if that works]]
The race of evil cacti, are planning to destroy the earth. They have hardened skin, and spikes as strong as steel. We are unsure why the world has chosen you over battle-worn heros like Naruto but the world has faith in you.
To succeed you must board the ship, defeat their leader, Biancacti, and then returnn to earth.
You have ONE HOUR before the world collapses. Let us know how we might be of any assistance and good luck!
[[hang up the phone]]
Ms. Gaga, I think we must have been cut off. But you must understand this is of great importance. The people of the world have chosen you as their champion. Will you accept?
[[yes]]
[[no]]
[[phone keeps ringing->hang up]]
Although Born and raised in Manhatten as Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, the world today knows you as Lady Gaga, the Mother Monster. You has a fierce fan base and some outrageous outfits. Perhaps the most outrageous of all…the 2010 VMA Meat Dress. You know that in this dress, you will be invincible.
As you put on your outfit and grab your meat purse you wonder—is there anything else I need?
[[grab lipstick]]
[[grab taller, spikier heels]]
[[nah, im good]]
[[ you will. It is too important to ignore->ask what the danger is]]An hour ticks by and then the world is completely decimated, impaled by a giant cactus spike.
[[The end->WELCOME!!!]]
[[lipstick it is->hop in your car and hit the road]]
heels it is
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[[hop in your car and hit the road]]
[[you have everything you need->hop in your car and hit the road]]
Unsure where to go, you look up at the sky and see the looming green, spiky orb in the sky. You point yourself in that direction and hit the gas. As you're speeding along, you see someone injured by the side of the road. His clothes are tattered, eyes wide, and covered in dirt. He seems a bit suspicious but you slow down and come to a halt beside him.
please help me! I don't know where I am and i've injured my arm. I'm not sure how but I need someone to help me wrap it up since I can't on my own.
you remember that you only have one hour before the fate of the earth is determined...
[[stop and help]]
[[keep driving]]The stranger tears up with relief. "Thank you! Thank you, I can't thank you enough."
You've already lost ten minutes helping him...you have 45 minutes left
As you wrap his bandage he starts to recall what happened to him. He mentions that he was chased into a field by a strange green, spikey being who reached a circular stone in the field and with a flash of blue light dissapeared upward into the sky.
This must be the teleportation device the cacti use to go back and forth between the earth and their mother ship!
"can you show me where this 'stone' is??" you ask
He hops in the car and points towards the brush on the side of the road. "that way".
You off-road over bushes and plants until you find the stone that matches the man's description exactly.
[[continue]]
[[You drive and drive]][[and it seems like minutes are flying by.]]
[["If I had a highway, I would run for the hills. If you could find a dry way, I'd forever be still]]
You lose track of time and suddenly a huge spike impales the hearth, decimating everything that once existed there
[[the end->WELCOME!!!]]
"what should we do?" the man asks
[[fight them tooth and nail]]
[[throw your meat hat at them]]
[[sing because you're gonna die and you want your last moments to be doing what you love]]
The cacti completely overwhelm you and the two of you are overtaken.
[[The end->WELCOME!!!]]The cacti halt mid-charge
You didn't realize because of your own adrenaline and the smell of the strange man but the stench of the meat dress has become unbearable in the heat. Being so close to even a small piece of it seems to disgust the cacti and they run in the opposite direction
[[continue to teleporter]]
The cacti halt in what you can only guess is shock. They seem captivated by your voice. Some of them seem to be drifting off to sleep. Surprised, you continue to sing
You thank the strange man in song and leave him with the car and the directions and key to your mansion.
you step out onto the stone and suddenly, the world turns to a blur around you. You lose all sense of direction and then...
[[BLAM!!!]]You look around and see to the right a room with buttons and lights--the control room
To the left you see a door with an ornate plaque and several guards-- strange, you think.
[[Go to the the control room]]
[[Go towards the strange room]]
You thank the strange man and leave him with the car and the directions and key to your mansion.
you step out onto the stone and suddenly, the world turns to a blur around you. You lose all sense of direction and then...
[[BLAM!!!]]You see an array of buttons and strangely- no cacti.
You know not to waste time, you only have 20 minutes left to complete the mission
you look for an off switch and see, a huge red button on the far end of the control panel.
But before you can walk over to it, Biancacti, looming, appears behind you
She begins to charge at you in fury!
you...
[[side kick her with your meat shoe]]
[[tip over a table and use it as a shield]]
[[write down a new lyric that you thought of because of this experience]]
You peek out the door and a cacti spots you! In no time, it has you, grabbing you with its spikes. You know that you have failed your mission.
[[The end->WELCOME!!!]]Startled by your movement Biancacti loses her momentum but quickly regains it. She bounces off the table and grabs you. She throws you across the room towards the big red button. Now is your chance!
[[hit the self destruct button]]
Startled by your movement Biancacti loses her momentum but quickly regains it. She bounces off the table and grabs you. She throws you across the room towards the big red button. Now is your chance!
[[hit the self destruct button]]
Biancacti takes advantage of your momentary lapse. That lyric sadly, never had the chance to reach Earth.
[[The end->WELCOME!!!]]Realizing what you've done, she charges at you but you throw your meat purse at her and dodge her attack and race towards the door.
you know you only have minutes left in order to survive
you turn
[[left]]
[[right]]You turn down the hallway and sprint towards the spot you arrived in. You see a circular stone on the wall and press your palm against it. Singing "Im on the edge of glory and I'm hanging on a moment of truthhhh"
again your senses are completely disoriented and you experience the sensation of falling and whooshing air.
then suddenly...
[[blackness]]You turn down the hallway and sprint towards the spot you arrived in. You see a circular stone on the wall and press your palm against it. Singing "Im on the edge of glory and I'm hanging on a moment of truthhhh"
again your senses are completely disoriented and you experience the sensation of falling and whooshing air.
then suddenly...
[[blackness]]When you come to, a man you vaguely recognize with a bandage around his arm greets you.
You find yourself in your home with the strange man and an important looking woman who you assume is from the Pentagon.
The woman tells you that Joe Calderone (the injured man you helped earlier) never left the spot you dissapeared to and when you landed you were knocked out cold. He lifted you into the car and brought you back to your home where you slept for several days.
All in all, the threat had passed. You survived, and the Earth was saved.
In the following months you wrote countless songs about your experience and released your most successful album yet.
Congratulations!! You Succeeded!
[[The END->WELCOME!!!]]