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<p>You are Moses, an jewish man living in egypt. The Pharaoh has recently enslaved the jews, and ordered that all jewish boys be drowned in the Nile River. You were saved by the daughter of Pharaoh, and you just learned your true heritedge.</p>
[[Forward]]<head>
<p>You see a egyptian slave owner whipping a jew. </p>
[[Tell him to stop]]
[[Ignore him]]<header>
<p> He ignores you and continues whipping. </p>
[[Tell him to stop again]]
[[Walk up to him]]<header>
<p> You hold your anger in, but it builds quickly. He beats harder. </p>
[[Take a deep breath]]
[[Walk up to him]]<header>
<p> Nothing happens.</p>
[[Walk up to him]]
[[Politely tell him to stop]]<header>
<p> He sudddenly turns around, and you see his face for the first time. He has many moles and pimples across his face, and his bottom lip is poofier than the top one, making him look like an old grump.
He Screams in your face, and obviously he hasnt been brushing his teeth. He blames you for distracting him from his work, and begins to raise the whip. He thinks you are a slave who deserves to be punished.</p>
[[Self defense]]
[[Politely tell him to stop]] <header>
<p>He beats harder.</p>
[[Walk up to him]]
[[Yell at him to stop]]<header>
<p>He yells back.</p>
[[Take a deep breath]]
[[Politely tell him to stop]]
[[Walk up to him]] <header>
<p>He looks at you like your an idiot. Then he raises his whip.</p>
[[Politely tell him to stop again]]
[[Self defense]] <header>
<p> You quickly punch him in the face right before the whip hits your skin. He is suprised but not hurt. He raises it again, only to be met by your fist against his cheek. He stumbles backward, dropping his whip. He mumbles somthing in egyptian but doesn't finish because you sock him again. </p>
[[...]]<header>
<p>You don't have time to say anything before he whips you. You are so injured you must be sent back to the palace immediately.</p>
<p>They [[Welcome]] you back in...<p/><p> And again.</p>
[[....]]<p>And Again.</p>
[[.....]][[......]]
[[.......]]
[[Ok I get it]]<header>
<p>Done?</p>
[[yes]]
[[no]]<header>
<p>Well, it doesn't matter if your done or not, because he's already dead, and you just violated commandment number five, thou shall not kill. You must now make a very importaint decision. You can either run away or do nothing. What will you choose?</p>
[[run away]]
[[do nothing]]<header>
<p>Well, it doesn't matter if your done or not, because he's already dead, and you just violated commandment number five, thou shall not kill. You must now make a very importaint decision. You can either run away or do nothing. What will you choose?</p>
[[run away]]
[[do nothing]]<header>
<p>You run away across the Red Sea to Midian, and live there for 40 years.</p>
[[Meanwhile...]]<header>
<p>Strike one.</p>
[[Keep doing nothing]]
[[run away]] <header>
<p>Strike two.</p>
[[Still do nothing]]
[[run away]] <header>
<p>Strike three!
Why do you not follow the warnings?</p>
[[Arrested and jailed]]<header>
<p>How about we just start over?
It's not like you have any choice, so
[[Welcome]] back!</p>
<p>or do you...</p><header>
<p>meanwhile...</p>
[[meanwhile?]]<header>
<p>Up in the heavens...
"What just happened? The only male jew we have just violated commandment number 5 and he ran away? Why-"
"Quiet, young fire. We need a plan. We know he should'nt have run away, but I honestly can't blame him. Even though he violated my commandment, he can still be forgiven. There are also more problems. I have forgiven those egyptians too many times, and they are not responding to my orders to free my people."</p>
[[What?]]<header>
<p>"They need to be punished!"
"But-"
"You heard me! They need to be punished! But first, Moses must go back. I will give Pharoah a warning-or i'll tell Moses to-but even before that, one of you must go down to get his attention. Once he is looking, I will speak through you and tell him to return to egypt. But who shall it be?"
"Me?"
"Sorry, Water. No offense, but you are too calm. He will probably not see you, and instead-"
"Pick me then! Pick me! pickmepickmepick-"
"Sorry, Earth. No offense, but you are too hyper. Causing a mountain to grow right in front of him will probably scare him away."
"Does that mean I have to do it?"
"No, air. No offense, but you are too quiet. He will probably not hear me if I speak through you. That leaves...Fire!"</p>
[[huh?]]<header>
<p>"Huh?"
"You are perfect for the job!"
"What?"
"Your not too quiet-in fact, your very talkitive,"
"hmm?"
"Your not too hyper, or calm,"
"Did you say somthing?"
"And your great at getting attention! I'll send you down right away."
"Wait, hold on-"
Poof.
[[Back down...]]<header>
<p>You suddenly see a burning bush. Well, sort of burning. There is fire inside the bush but it is not turning to ashes. Anyways the bush says to go back to egypt, tell pharoah to free the enslaved jews, or else.</p>
[[go back]]
[[stay]]<header>
<p>You head for egypt.</p>
[[ok]]<header>
<p>You stay. God chooses another person to demand pharoah to free the people, but that person fails. The jews remain slaves for all eternity.</p>
<p> Unless you [[go back]]...</p><header>
<p>This slide shows you just how long it took to get to Egypt by making it as long as possible and showing no use whatsoever except make you fall asleep and forget about this untill you wake up and then discover this is a run-on sentence this is a run on sentence this is a run on sentence
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</p>
[[That was awkward and useless]]<header>
<p>ANYWAYS
you got too Egypt and told Pharoah to "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"
Guess what he said?
[[Yes?]]
[[No?]]<header>
<p>Wrong. He's going to be hard to give in. Luckily, your friend God has got some tricks up his sleeve.
Or sleave.
Or sleve.
Or however you spell it, I don't care.</p>
[[It's "sleeve"]]<header>
<p>Right. He's not freeing them that easily. Luckily, god will get his people freed, no matter what. And so...</p>
[[THE FIRST PLAGUE]]<header>
<p>Like I said, I don't care. How about we move on?
[[THE FIRST PLAGUE]] <header>
<p>God:He said No? He must free my people! Water! I need you to to cut off your finger and let the blood drop into the Nile River!
Water:Are you insane?
God:Just do it!
Water: Oh, your serious. How about I just prick my finger instead?
God:It dosn't matter. Just one drop will do. You must hurry though!
And water did just that.
[[Pharoah's response:]]<header>
<p>God:He said no again?
Earth:Yep.
God:I need you to bring frogs from the Earth. If he says no again, bring lice. If he says no again after that, bring flies. He must be convinced!
And Earth did just that.
[[THE FIFTH PLAUGE]]<header>
<p>God: Again!? Make his cattle sick so he has nothing to eat!
Earth: Who are you talking to?
God: Air, of corse! Nobody else can bring a disease out of nowhere!
Air:
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Ok
And air did just that.
[[Afterwards]]<header>
<p> Earth: Guess what he said???
God: (Whacks forhead) Go call Fire back. He's been burning the bush for 3 mounths now.
minutes later...
Fire: Next time can I choose if I have to go-
God: No time to talk! I need you to give the egyptians unhealable boils. If pharoah dosn't give in, then bring haily-fire down on his land.
And fire did just that.
[[Next]]<header>
<p>God: This is taking too long. Earth, bring locus from the land. Air, cloud up the skies if he refuses (which he probably will) untill no light will enter.
And you know what they did.
[[Yes I do.]]<header>
<p>God: This cannot go on any longer. I will send in the angel of death to kill every first born egyptian son. I will tell moses to tell the jews to put the blood of lamb on their front doors, so the angel of death will spare them. Are you even listing?
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...
...
Their sleeping. Oh well, i'll do it anyways.
And he did
[[back to moses...]]<header>
<p>Pharoah has granted your freedom! You tell your fellow jews to pack everything they can carry and leave immediately, in case Pharoah changes his mind. He does. He sends troops to fetch you back, and you are pushed to the Red Sea.
Suddenly, God tells you to lift your staff (remember your old now since you spent 40 years in the desert so your old now) and the Red Sea will part!
[[Lift]]
[[Don't lift]]<header>
<p>The Red Sea suddenly splits in two, and you quickly lead the jews through the passageway. The egyptians try to follow you, but the part of the sea closes, drowning them. Your officially free! no problems will ever happen again! Totally!</p>
[[so...]]<header>
<p>You ignore God and run to the egyptian soldiers swinging your cane aimlessly. You eventually hit yourself and knock your self out. You wake up in a prison, along with the other jews they captured. </p>
[[Thats not good!]]<header>
<p>No, it's not. You have two choices. You can break out of prison, or...
well actually you have no other choice.</p>
[[Break out of prison]]
[[That's not true!]]<header>
<p>Water: Can I have a band aid?
God: Sure.
THE END?
Yep. I now sugest you rest.
(picture of a bed)
Of corse you'd be [[Welcome]]d back in.<header>
<p>You go back to the Red Sea.
You [[Lift]] ]] your staff.</p><header>
<p>No, it's not. You have two choices. You can break out of prison, or...
well actually you have no other choice.</p>
[[Break out of prison]]
[[Wait, what?!?!]]<header>
<p>No, it's not. You have two choices. You can break out of prison, or...
well actually you have no other choice.</p>
[[Break out of prison]]
[[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!]]<header>
<p>No, it's not. You have two choices. You can break out of prison, or...
well actually you have no other choice.</p>
[[Break out of prison]]
[[(Shows frowny face)]]<header>
<p>No, it's not. You have two choices. You can break out of prison, or...
well actually you have no other choice.</p>
[[Break out of prison]]
Ok, [[no more Mr.NiceGuy]]<header>
<p>No, it's not. You have two choices. You can break out of prison, or...
well actually you have no other choice.</p>
[[Break out of prison]]
[[seriouly.]]<header>
<p>No, it's not. You have two choices. You can break out of prison, or...
well actually you have no other choice.</p>
[[Break out of prison]]
[[Wait, did I spell that right?]]<header>
<p>No, it's not. You have two choices. You can break out of prison, or...
well actually you have no other choice.</p>
[[Break out of prison]]
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