,,[[You]] awake one morning with no memory of what happened last night.
You're still in the clothes you put on the previous morning.
You feel around and notice that you have something large in your [[pocket]].
You have patches of dried blood on your skin. It doesn't seem to be yours.
You feel pretty grimey, but you are eager to get out of the house and figure out what happened. You don't know whether to take a [[shower]] or just go [[outside|skip]] and save time.You pull out what seems to another human's gallbladder..
This comes as a huge shock to you, and you begin to worry about just what a morbid night you had.
For some reason, the idea goes through your head to [[eat it]], but you quickly dismiss that idea.
You then decide to [[throw it in the trash|START]].In the shower you wash all the crusty blood off your skin with a bar of soap.
When it's time to wash your hair, you can use either [[Head & Shoulders]] or [[Aussie]] (with real Australian botanicals).You aimlessly drive down the street and look for anything that catches your eye.
You pass a [[7/11|7/112]], a [[Bruxie|Bruxie2]], a [[Ross|Ross2]], and a [[strip club|strip club]].
Would stopping at any of these locations be worthwhile?
Or should you just [[keep driving|keep driving2]]?You take a bite.
It tastes absolutely rancid. You feel light headed. You don't know whether to [[continue eating]] or [[stop]].You get out of the shower, get dressed, and go [[outside]] feeling nice and dandruff free!You have no idea where to even start looking for explanations, but you think it's best to just get in your car and look for clues.
You check the [[glovebox]], the [[center console]], and [[under the seat]].
There's not much that can be taken from your findings, so you decide just to [[start driving]].You get out of the shower, get dressed, and go [[outside]] feeling nice and Australian!You are a 27 year old male who lives alone. You work at the local donut shop. It doesn't pay that much, but you enjoy it because you feel that you are a part of the community. You don't have any pets, nor a girlfriend.
But anyway, [[back|START]] to your mysterious morning!You finish the rest of the gallbladder in one bite. A wave a nausea sweeps over you, but you scarf it down anyway. You shed a single tear as you feel the bile it contained slide down your throat.
You think that there might be a chance that eating it will allow you to absorb the power of its owner. Who knows? It's worth a shot.
Worst case scenario, it was a quick and easy breakfast that had 24 grams of [[protein]]!You throw the gallbladder and feel that you just avoided a huge mistake.
You have patches of dried blood on your skin. It doesn't seem to be yours.
You feel pretty grimey, but you are eager to get out of the house and figure out what happened. You don't know whether to take a [[shower]] or just go [[outside|skip]] and save time.Instead nothing happens, and all you feel is disgusted with your cannibalistic ways.
You look down and have patches of dried blood on your skin. It doesn't seem to be yours.
You feel pretty grimey, but you are eager to get out of the house and figure out what happened. You don't know whether to take a [[shower|shower3]] or just go [[outside|skip]] and save time.You find an expired go-gurt. You think it's best not to [[eat it|eat itgg]].
Also in the glove box is a sheet of folded up paper. You unfold it find that the number 1369 is written on it.
You also notice the lack of any proof of car registration. As concerning as this might be, you just decided that you won't get pulled over and therefore wont have antything to worry about.
There's nothing else noteworthy here. Time to [[look somewhere else|outside]].You find a pack of gum (Big Red) and a small stuffed animal in the shape of an octopus.
You also find some of your CDs:
[[Led Zeppelin III]]
[[ABBA: Greatest Hits]]
[[Nevermind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols]]
[[Best of Frank Sinatra]]
Maybe you should look inside them.
There's nothing else noteworthy here. Time to [[look somewhere else|outside]].You find quite a lot of trash. You can't remember the last time you cleaned the interior of your car, let alone under the seat. Oh well! It's not like anybody ever sees that area!
Beneath all the refuse you find a a recipt for a Bruxie waffle sandwhich that had yesterday's date on it!
You also find quite a few condom wrappers, but you find that very odd because you havent had sex in a year, and even before that, never in your car.
There's nothing else noteworthy here. Time to [[look somewhere else|outside]].You aimlessly drive down the street and look for anything that catches your eye.
You pass a [[7/11]], a [[Bruxie]], a [[Ross]], and a [[strip club]].
Would stopping at any of these locations be worthwhile?
Or should you just [[keep driving]]?In the shower you wash all the crusty blood off your skin with a bar of soap.
When it's time to wash your hair, you can use either [[Head & Shoulders|HS2]] or [[Aussie|Aussie2]] (with real Australian botanicals).You immediately feel an intense pain in your stomach. Clutching your abdomin, you scream, but the pain only intensifies. You open the car door and crawl on to the lawn, still screaming.
You neighbors come outside to see what all the noise is about, including that one cute girl who just moved in a few weeks ago.
You then uncontrollably empty your bowels. The watching neighbors take their phones out and take pictures and laugh.
You feel yourself lying in a pool of your own excrement and shame, and then all of a sudden the pain stops.
Everything becomes serene and calm and quiet.
An intense feeling of peace fills you.
[[You die.|THE END]]THE END
This was a pretty lame ending. [[Try|START]] for a better one!What a great album! So many good tracks!
Starting it off with The ''Immagrant Song'', one of the most powerful songs of all time!
Those vocals on ''Since I've been Loving You'' will blow you away!
John Paul Jones' bass line on ''Gallow's Pole'' is truly one of his greatest.
''Celebration Day'' has the best guitar solo, but the ''Tangerine'' solo will make you cry.
Greatness aside, nothing seems to be out of the ordinary. Time to get [[back|center console]] to the mystery at hand!''MAMMA MIA''!
HERE I GO AGAIN!!
MY MY
HOW CAN I RESIST YOU?
This album is sheer fun! The Swedes really know how to make you tap your foot.
'' Angel Eyes, Dancing Queen, Lay All Your Love On Me, Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!''!
So many great tunes to just dance to with friends and have a good time.
Oddly enough, the CD isn't actually in the case. It must be in the car's CD player or something. You probably played it recently. But that's not much of a concern right now though.
You better get [[back|center console]] to the mystery at hand.The only studio album that the Sex Pistols released, and it cemented them as the founders of punk rock! (Or was that The Ramones?)
Tracks like ''Anarchy in the UK'' or ''Pretty Vacant'' perfectly exemplify the discontent that Johnny Rotten had with pop culture at the time.
Despite only being together for two and a half years, they still are one of the most influential punk bands of all time!
The Sex Pistols sought out to mock pupular music with their own that was full of rage and chaos.
Contrastingly, everything seems to be in order here.
You better get [[back|center console]] to the mystery at hand.Who doesn't like Frank Sinatra??
The king of crooning delivers so many songs with his soaring voice that makes unable to not just sing along!
''You Make Me Feel So Young'' is a classic that everyone should hear.
''Fly Me To The Moon'' has such good orchestration with dynamics that keep you on your toes!
''My Funny Valentine'' has never sounded so smooth and powerful!
Frankie has really set the standard for big band jazz.
That's all without mentioning the masterpiece that is ''My Way''! What a journey of a song. One of the great musical climaxes!
Anticlimactically, this CD seems pretty ordinary.
You better get [[back|center console]] to the mystery at hand.There's a lock on it that has a 4 digit passcode.
You can't force it open, even with your new stength. There doesn't appear to be any windows or other ways to get in.
Those girls must be saved!
[[1|lock2]] [[2|lock]] [[3|lock]] [[4|lock]] [[5|lock]] [[6|lock]] [[7|lock]] [[8|lock]] [[9|lock]]
[[Give up]].There's a lock on it that has a 4 digit passcode.
You can't force it open, even with your new stength. There doesn't appear to be any windows or other ways to get in.
Those girls must be saved!
[[1|lock]] [[2|lock]] [[3|lock3]] [[4|lock]] [[5|lock]] [[6|lock]] [[7|lock]] [[8|lock]] [[9|lock]]
[[Give up]].There's a lock on it that has a 4 digit passcode.
You can't force it open, even with your new stength. There doesn't appear to be any windows or other ways to get in.
Those girls must be saved!
[[1|lock]] [[2|lock]] [[3|lock]] [[4|lock]] [[5|lock]] [[6|lock4]] [[7|lock]] [[8|lock]] [[9|lock]]
[[Give up]].There's a lock on it that has a 4 digit passcode.
You can't force it open, even with your new stength. There doesn't appear to be any windows or other ways to get in.
Those girls must be saved!
[[1|lock]] [[2|lock]] [[3|lock]] [[4|lock]] [[5|lock]] [[6|lock]] [[7|lock]] [[8|lock]] [[9|lockopen]]
[[Give up]].The door unlocks!
It slowly slides open and the two of you walk in.
(The girl seems very suspicious as to how you knew the code.)
You tell her it was a lucky guess.
It's a dimly lit space, filled with many cages, but none with captive girls in them.
If fact, all of them are empty.
Aside from the cages, there's a small office like you that you can [[enter]].Why not go stop by your favorite place to get fashionable clothes and affordable prices!
You're looking through the used silverwear section when all of a sudden somebody pokes you in the ribs!
You startledly turn and see a cute blonde girl playfully smiling at you.
(You have no idea who she is..)
You [[greet]] her and pretend as if you remember her.It's never a bad time for a slim-jim!
You eat one and resist the tempatation to buy 6 other snacks.
But it seems like nothing was learned from this stop (aside from how unsatisfying one slim jim is).
Time to [[check somewhere else|start driving]].You pull up to this fine chicken and waffle serving establishment.
As you walk in, the cashier recognizes you and says
"Hey! Back again so soon?"
Surprised, you don't know whether to respond [[nicely]] or with [[hate]].You enter the //Ass-A-Lot Ocelot// (the only strip club in your town) and watch some tasteful dancing for a few hours. The objectified women shamefully entertain you so well that you forget all about your troubles.
A few more hours pass as the women degrade themselve further.
Before you know it, it's 2 AM and they're closing.
You feel pretty tired so you decide to just go home and [[call it a night]][[.]]
You keep driving until civilization starts to fade. It's so quiet out here.
There's probably nothing valuable to be found out here.
But maybe you're not looking for anything valuable.
Should you [[keep driving|more driving]] or [[turn back|start driving]]?"Fuck you. I've never seen you in my life!" you say.
The cashier starts to tear up and sob. It's at this point that you realize that she's a 15 year old girl. Probably the owner's daughter.
You feel no remorse.
You grab her by the collar and ask her what she meant by her statement.
She tells you that you came in last night and ordered a sandwich from her. And that you were very courteous and funny.
You ask her for any other details, but she says you just went on your way after you finished the sandwich and nothing out of the ordinary happened.
It seems that [[nothing|start driving]] was learned from this investigation."I'm surprised you remembered me! Say. Do you remember anything out of the oridinary about me last night?"
She tells you that all you did was politely order a waffle sandwich from her, eat it, and then go on your way.
You thank her for her time, and smiles at you.
It seems that [[nothing|start driving]] was learned from this investigation.A sudden moxie posseses you and you approach the nearest stripper and compliment their eyeshadow. Your charm wins them over and they say that you can have your way with them tonight.
You then do this to all the other strippers there.
After your harem is complete, you partake in the greatest orgy imaginable, satisfy all the women, and leave them so pleasured that they gain a new outlook on life. They all become doctors.
Despite your heroics, you still go home and live out your remaining days alone. But you [[die]] happy knowing that you made so many people's live better.The next morning, you wake up feeling unconcerned with yesterday's mystery. You go on and live out the remainder of you life until you die, sad and [[alone|THE END]].THE END
~~SECRET ENDING~~
This was a pretty damn good ending. But it's not the ''true'' ending. [[Try|START]] for a better one!It's night now. The onlything that lights the road are you headlights and the stars above. The last gas station you passed was 100 miles back.
[[Keep driving|cliff]].The sun starts to rise. You haven't slept for 18 hours. The road ended long ago and now you are just driving on unpaved dirt.
You see a cliff up in the distance. It calls for you.
[[Keep driving|fall]].You feel the the wheels lose contact with the Earth.
You feel the weightlessness.
You feel the relief of all your concerns.
You feel the weightlessness.
You feel the joy as you and the Earth become one again.
You feel the [[weightlessness|THE END]]."Oh hey! You snuck up on me!"
You do you best to seem happy to see her, but she can tell that you're puzzled.
"You don't remember me, do you?" she says. She frowns a little and clasps her hands nervously (in an adorable way).
You could [[lie]] and try to convince her that you remember her, or you could tell her the [[truth]] about your lack of memory."C'mon. How could I forget you?"
The girl seems relieved. But still not convinced.
"If I'm so memorable, then what is my favorite song?" She seems pleased with her test that she's come up with and excitedly awaits your answer.
"We listened to it many times yesterday, so you should know!"
[[Since I've Been Loving You|wrong]]
[[Fly Me To The Moon|wrong]]
[[Pretty Vacant|wrong]]
[[Angel Eyes|correct]]"Sorry. I don't seem to remember anything from last night."
The girl's sad demeanor doesn't change. She just turns and walks away.
You ask her to wait, but she just sulks away.
You really hurt her feelings.
She goes through a door in the back of the store.
You follow her up some stair to the roof of the building. At the top, you see her standing the edge of the building, looking down at the street. Her eyes are filled with tears.
You start to approach her, but you notice that she is considering jumping, so you keep some distance. Before you can say anything, she speaks.
"Last night was the happiest I've ever been. It meant so much to me, just to be spending time together and listening to music. But apparently it meant nothing to you. You don't remember me. Nobody ever does. What's the point of living if you can't share it with anyone."
You call out to her, but she suddenly falls [[over]] the edge..The girl becomes so excited. She runs over to you wraps her arms around you.
With her in your embrace, you feel the most joy you've felt in a long time.
She then asks you go get lunch with her, which you of course say [[yes|lunch]] to! You figure this would be a good time to ask her what exactly happened last night. And maybe you can also figure out what her name is!A dissapointed look appears on her face.
Clearly you chose the wrong answer.
She turns around and walks out of your life forever. It's too late for you to guess again, so you just stay silent.
You can't help but feel that you just lost someone that could've been very dear to you. You immediately lose interest in last night's happenings and question why you don't pay more attention to people (and their musical interests).
You see her again only once, but it's on the [[TV]], days later.The girl whose name you didn't even know killed herself, all because you didn't remember her.
Was there anything you could've done? Was she really that forgettable?
She seemed like she played an important role in last night.
Now you'll never know.
You go back downstairs, only to be greeted by the cops.
You explain what happened. But they accuse you of pushing her off the building. They lock you up in the back of their car and drive you away.
When your court date arrives, you tell them that you've never seen the girl in your life. However; the opposition has proof of the girl's DNA found in your car. This is enough to invalidate anything that you say.
You end up serving the rest of you life in county jail.
And the mystery is [[never solved|THE END]].It's never a bad time for a slim-jim!
You eat one and resist the tempatation to buy 6 other snacks.
But it seems like nothing was learned from this stop (aside from how unsatisfying one slim jim is).
Time to [[check somewhere else|start driving2]].You pull up to this fine chicken and waffle serving establishment.
As you walk in, the cashier recognizes you and says
"Hey! Back again so soon?"
Surprised, you don't know whether to respond [[nicely2]] or with [[hate2]].Why not go stop by your favorite place to get fashionable clothes and affordable prices!
You're looking through the used silverwear section when all of a sudden somebody pokes you in the ribs!
You startledly turn and see a cute blonde girl playfully smiling at you.
(You have no idea who she is..)
You [[greet|greet2]] her and pretend as if you remember her.You keep driving until civilization starts to fade. It's so quiet out here.
There's probably nothing valuable to be found out here.
But maybe you're not looking for anything valuable.
Should you [[keep driving|more driving]] or [[turn back|start driving2]]?You have no idea where to even start looking for explanations, but you think it's best to just get in your car and look for clues.
You check the [[glovebox|glovebox2]], the [[center console|center console2]], and [[under the seat|under the seat2]].
There's not much that can be taken from your findings, so you decide just to [[start driving|start driving2]].You find an expired go-gurt. You think it's best not to [[eat it|eat itgg]].
Also in the glove box is a sheet of folded up paper. You unfold it find that the number 1369 is written on it.
You also notice the lack of any proof of car registration. As concerning as this might be, you just decided that you won't get pulled over and therefore wont have antything to worry about.
There's nothing else noteworthy here. Time to [[look somewhere else|skip]].You find a pack of gum (Big Red) and a small stuffed animal in the shape of an octopus.
You also find some of your CDs:
[[Led Zeppelin III|LedZep2]]
[[ABBA: Greatest Hits|ABBA2]]
[[Nevermind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols|SexPistols2]]
[[Best of Frank Sinatra|FrankS2]]
Maybe you should look inside them.
There's nothing else noteworthy here. Time to [[look somewhere else|skip]].You find quite a lot of trash. You can't remember the last time you cleaned the interior of your car, let alone under the seat. Oh well! It's not like anybody ever sees that area!
Beneath all the refuse you find a a recipt for a Bruxie waffle sandwhich that had yesterday's date on it!
You also find quite a few condom wrappers, but you find that very odd because you havent had sex in a year, and even before that, never in your car.
There's nothing else noteworthy here. Time to [[look somewhere else|skip]].What a great album! So many good tracks!
Starting it off with ''The Immagrant Song'', one of the most powerful songs of all time!
Those vocals on ''Since I've been Loving You'' will blow you away!
John Paul Jones' bass line on ''Gallow's Pole'' is truly one of his greatest.
''Celebration Day'' has the best guitar solo, but the ''Tangerine'' solo will make you cry.
Greatness aside, nothing seems to be out of the ordinary. Time to get [[back|center console2]] to the mystery at hand!''MAMMA MIA''!
HERE I GO AGAIN!!
MY MY
HOW CAN I RESIST YOU?
This album is sheer fun! The Swedes really know how to make you tap your foot.
''Angel Eyes, Dancing Queen, Lay All Your Love On Me, Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!!''
So many great tunes to just dance to with friends and have a good time.
Oddly enough, the CD isn't actually in the case. It must be in the car's CD player or something. You probably played it recently. But that's not much of a concern right now though.
You better get [[back|center console2]] to the mystery at hand.The only studio album that the Sex Pistols released, and it cemented them as the founders of punk rock! (Or was that The Ramones?)
Tracks like ''Anarchy in the UK'' or ''Pretty Vacant'' perfectly exemplify the discontent that Johnny Rotten had with pop culture at the time.
Despite only being together for two and a half years, they still are one of the most influential punk bands of all time!
The Sex Pistols sought out to mock pupular music with their own that was full of rage and chaos.
Contrastingly, everything seems to be in order here.
You better get [[back|center console2]] to the mystery at hand.Who doesn't like Frank Sinatra??
The king of crooning delivers so many songs with his soaring voice that makes unable to not just sing along!
''You Make Me Feel So Young'' is a classic that everyone should hear.
''Fly Me To The Moon'' has such good orchestration with dynamics that keep you on your toes!
''My Funny Valentine'' has never sounded so smooth and powerful!
Frankie has really set the standard for big band jazz.
That's all without mentioning the masterpiece that is ''My Way''! What a journey of a song. One of the great musical climaxes!
Anticlimactically, this CD seems pretty ordinary.
You better get [[back|center console2]] to the mystery at hand."I'm surprised you remembered me! Say. Do you remember anything out of the oridinary about me last night?"
She tells you that all you did was politely order a waffle sandwich from her, eat it, and then go on your way.
You thank her for her time, and smiles at you.
It seems that [[nothing|start driving2]] was learned from this investigation."Fuck you. I've never seen you in my life!" you say.
The cashier starts to tear up and sob. It's at this point that you realize that she's a 15 year old girl. Probably the owner's daughter.
You feel no remorse.
You grab her by the collar and ask her what she meant by her statement.
She tells you that you came in last night and ordered a sandwich from her. And that you were very courteous and funny.
You ask her for any other details, but she says you just went on your way after you finished the sandwich and nothing out of the ordinary happened.
It seems that [[nothing|start driving2]] was learned from this investigation."Oh hey! You snuck up on me!"
You do you best to seem happy to see her, but she can tell that you're puzzled.
"You don't remember me, do you?" she says. She frowns a little and clasps her hands nervously (in an adorable way).
You could [[lie|lie2]] and try to convince her that you remember her, or you could tell her the [[truth]] about your lack of memory."C'mon. How could I forget you?"
The girl seems relieved. But still not convinced.
"If I'm so memorable, then what is my favorite song?" She seems pleased with her test that she's come up with and excitedly awaits your answer.
"We listened to it many times yesterday, so you should know!"
[[Since I've Been Loving You|wrong]]
[[Fly Me To The Moon|wrong]]
[[Pretty Vacant|wrong]]
[[Angel Eyes|correct2]]The girl becomes so excited. She runs over to you wraps her arms around you.
Immediately she pushes her self out our her embrace with disgust. She tells you that you smell disgusting, like a rotting manatee carcass.
She leaves the store.
You remain there, stunned and insulted. But she wasn't wrong.
Perhaps you should've taken a shower today..
You can't help but feel that you just lost someone that could've been very dear to you. You immediately lose interest in last night's happenings and question why you are such a pathetic human being.
You never see her again.
You die, years later, from a broken heart.
Sad. Stinky. [[Sorry|THE END]].FUR ELISE
This is a text-based game. You will click the text of the actions that you want to do. Sometimes you'll be able to go back, and sometimes you won't.
Choosing one action over another will usually always have some kind of consequence.
Good Luck!
[[''BEGIN''|START]]
By: Mat Benavidez
You get out of the shower, get dressed, and go [[outside|outside3]] feeling nice and dandruff free!You get out of the shower, get dressed, and go [[outside|outside3]] feeling nice and Australian!You have no idea where to even start looking for explanations, but you think it's best to just get in your car and look for clues.
You check the [[glovebox|glovebox3]], the [[center console|center console3]], and [[under the seat|under the seat3]].
There's not much that can be taken from your findings, so you decide just to [[start driving|start driving3]].You find an expired go-gurt. You think it's best not to [[eat it|eat itgg]].
Also in the glove box is a sheet of folded up paper. You unfold it find that the number 1369 is written on it.
You also notice the lack of any proof of car registration. As concerning as this might be, you just decided that you won't get pulled over and therefore wont have antything to worry about.
There's nothing else noteworthy here. Time to [[look somewhere else|outside3]].You find a pack of gum (Big Red) and a small stuffed animal in the shape of an octopus.
You also find some of your CDs:
[[Led Zeppelin III|LedZep3]]
[[ABBA: Greatest Hits|ABBA3]]
[[Nevermind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols|SexPistols3]]
[[Best of Frank Sinatra|FrankS3]]
Maybe you should look inside them.
There's nothing else noteworthy here. Time to [[look somewhere else|outside3]].You find quite a lot of trash. You can't remember the last time you cleaned the interior of your car, let alone under the seat. Oh well! It's not like anybody ever sees that area!
Beneath all the refuse you find a a recipt for a Bruxie waffle sandwhich that had yesterday's date on it!
You also find quite a few condom wrappers, but you find that very odd because you havent had sex in a year, and even before that, never in your car.
There's nothing else noteworthy here. Time to [[look somewhere else|outside3]].You aimlessly drive down the street and look for anything that catches your eye.
You pass a [[7/11|7/113]], a [[Bruxie|Bruxie3]], a [[Ross|Ross3]], and a [[strip club|strip club]].
Would stopping at any of these locations be worthwhile?
Or should you just [[keep driving|keep driving3]]?What a great album! So many good tracks!
Starting it off with ''The Immagrant Song'', one of the most powerful songs of all time!
Those vocals on ''Since I've been Loving You'' will blow you away!
John Paul Jones' bass line on ''Gallow's Pole'' is truly one of his greatest.
''Celebration Day'' has the best guitar solo, but the ''Tangerine'' solo will make you cry.
Greatness aside, nothing seems to be out of the ordinary. Time to get [[back|center console3]] to the mystery at hand!''MAMMA MIA''!
HERE I GO AGAIN!!
MY MY
HOW CAN I RESIST YOU?
This album is sheer fun! The Swedes really know how to make you tap your foot.
''Angel Eyes, Dancing Queen, Lay All Your Love On Me, Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!!''
So many great tunes to just dance to with friends and have a good time.
Oddly enough, the CD isn't actually in the case. It must be in the car's CD player or something. You probably played it recently. But that's not much of a concern right now though.
You better get [[back|center console3]] to the mystery at hand.The only studio album that the Sex Pistols released, and it cemented them as the founders of punk rock! (Or was that The Ramones?)
Tracks like ''Anarchy in the UK'' or ''Pretty Vacant'' perfectly exemplify the discontent that Johnny Rotten had with pop culture at the time.
Despite only being together for two and a half years, they still are one of the most influential punk bands of all time!
The Sex Pistols sought out to mock pupular music with their own that was full of rage and chaos.
Contrastingly, everything seems to be in order here.
You better get [[back|center console3]] to the mystery at hand.Who doesn't like Frank Sinatra??
The king of crooning delivers so many songs with his soaring voice that makes unable to not just sing along!
''You Make Me Feel So Young'' is a classic that everyone should hear.
''Fly Me To The Moon'' has such good orchestration with dynamics that keep you on your toes!
''My Funny Valentine'' has never sounded so smooth and powerful!
Frankie has really set the standard for big band jazz.
That's all without mentioning the masterpiece that is ''My Way''! What a journey of a song. One of the great musical climaxes!
Anticlimactically, this CD seems pretty ordinary.
You better get [[back|center console3]] to the mystery at hand.It's never a bad time for a slim-jim!
You eat one and resist the tempatation to buy 6 other snacks.
But it seems like nothing was learned from this stop (aside from how unsatisfying one slim jim is).
Time to [[check somewhere else|start driving3]].You pull up to this fine chicken and waffle serving establishment.
As you walk in, the cashier recognizes you and says
"Hey! Back again so soon?"
Surprised, you don't know whether to respond [[nicely3]] or with [[hate3]].Why not go stop by your favorite place to get fashionable clothes and affordable prices!
You're looking through the used silverwear section when all of a sudden somebody pokes you in the ribs!
You startledly turn and see a cute blonde girl playfully smiling at you.
(You have no idea who she is..)
You [[greet|greet3]] her and pretend as if you remember her.You keep driving until civilization starts to fade. It's so quiet out here.
There's probably nothing valuable to be found out here.
But maybe you're not looking for anything valuable.
Should you [[keep driving|more driving]] or [[turn back|start driving3]]?"I'm surprised you remembered me! Say. Do you remember anything out of the oridinary about me last night?"
She tells you that all you did was politely order a waffle sandwich from her, eat it, and then go on your way.
You thank her for her time, and smiles at you.
It seems that [[nothing|start driving3]] was learned from this investigation."Fuck you. I've never seen you in my life!" you say.
The cashier starts to tear up and sob. It's at this point that you realize that she's a 15 year old girl. Probably the owner's daughter.
You feel no remorse.
You grab her by the collar and ask her what she meant by her statement.
She tells you that you came in last night and ordered a sandwich from her. And that you were very courteous and funny.
You ask her for any other details, but she says you just went on your way after you finished the sandwich and nothing out of the ordinary happened.
It seems that [[nothing|start driving3]] was learned from this investigation."Oh hey! You snuck up on me!"
You do you best to seem happy to see her, but she can tell that you're puzzled.
"You don't remember me, do you?" she says. She frowns a little and clasps her hands nervously (in an adorable way).
You could [[lie|lie3]] and try to convince her that you remember her, or you could tell her the [[truth]] about your lack of memory."C'mon. How could I forget you?"
The girl seems relieved. But still not convinced.
"If I'm so memorable, then what is my favorite song?" She seems pleased with her test that she's come up with and excitedly awaits your answer.
"We listened to it many times yesterday, so you should know!"
[[Since I've Been Loving You|wrong]]
[[Fly Me To The Moon|wrong]]
[[Pretty Vacant|wrong]]
[[Angel Eyes|correct3]]The girl becomes so excited. She runs over to you wraps her arms around you.
With her in your embrace, you feel the most joy you've felt in a long time.
She then asks you go get lunch with her, which you of course say [[yes|lunch3]] to! You figure this would be a good time to ask her what exactly happened last night. And maybe you can also figure out what her name is!It seems she commited suicide the day that you meet her in the Ross.
You can't help but wonder if you had anything to do with this.
Perhaps you could've saved her.
You live out your remaining years haunted by this thought.
And as you lay dying, many years later, you wonder if you'll see her [[again|THE END]].The girl takes you to an Italian restraunt that she said you'd love.
(How did she know you love Italian food? You guys really must've talked at length last night.]]
Once you guys sit down at the table, it's like no small-talk is needed. You both already seem very comfortable talking with each other. She is repetedly making you laugh and you find yourself really enjoying her company.
Maybe this is a good time to [[ask her about the gallbladder|ask about gall]].
Or maybe you should [[ask about her|ask about her]] and not worry about organs right now."So this might sound odd, but do by chance know how I would've ended up with someone's gallbaldder last night??"
She stares at you blankly.
And then immediately bursts out laughing.
She jokingly asks if you took hers from her when she fell asleep in you car.
She thinks you're joking and clearly doesn't know anything about the dismemberment.
So instead of creeping her out with further questions you play it off as a silly joke.
You guy finish your meals, pay for the bill, and decide to take a [[walk|walk]].You have to be sure not to ask her something that you might've already asked her last night. So you think of something odd.
"So would you rather be able to breathe underwater, or fly?"
She smiles, but quickly responds:
"Flying of course!"
She tells you that she loves birds, and flying along side them would be a dream come true. One of her favorite things to do is go to the park and feed the birds pieces of bread.
She says that she feels like the Avian Queen as all the birds follow her around after that.
What a dork.
You guy finish your meals, pay for the bill, and decide to take a [[walk|walk]].The girl takes you to an Italian restraunt that she said you'd love.
(How did she know you love Italian food? You guys really must've talked at length last night.]]
Once you guys sit down at the table, it's like no small-talk is needed. You both already seem very comfortable talking with each other. She is repetedly making you laugh and you find yourself really enjoying her company.
Maybe this is a good time to [[ask her about the gallbladder|ask about gall3]].
Or maybe you should [[ask about her|ask about her3]] and not worry about organs right now."So this might sound odd, but do by chance know how I would've ended up with someone's gallbaldder last night??"
She stares at you blankly.
And then immediately bursts out laughing.
She jokingly asks if you took hers from her when she fell asleep in you car.
She thinks you're joking and clearly doesn't know anything about the dismemberment.
So instead of creeping her out with further questions you play it off as a silly joke.
You guy finish your meals, pay for the bill, and decide to take a [[walk|walk3]].You have to be sure not to ask her something that you might've already asked her last night. So you think of something odd.
"So would you rather be able to breathe underwater, or fly?"
She smiles, but quickly responds:
"Flying of course!"
She tells you that she loves birds, and flying along side them would be a dream come true. One of her favorite things to do is go to the park and feed the birds pieces of bread.
She says that she feels like the Avian Queen as all the birds follow her around after that.
What a dork.
You guy finish your meals, pay for the bill, and decide to take a [[walk|walk3]].The girl hides behind you. She looks worried, as if she's seen him before.
The man is toweringly tall and well built.
He says nothing and just walks towards you, menacingly.
You could react in a number of way:
[[Talk to him]].
[[Fight]].
[[Run away]].
[[Give him the girl]].You run up to him a deliver a quick punch to his abdomin, but he seem unfazed. He didn't even bother to block your attack.
You try again with an elbow to his chin.
This time his head get knocked back!
But he slowly rolls his head back and gives you an evil grin.
He swiftly grabs both of your arms and raises you off the ground.
You try to pull your arms out of his grasp, but you can't.
As you're dangling, he starts to pull on your arms in separate directions.
You hear the girl screaming from the sidelines, helplessly.
You feel immense pain in your arms.
The man pulls even harder and begins chuckling.
Both of you arms dislocate from you shoulders and you scream out!
He drops you and you slump to the floor, unable to move your arms.
It seems like the fight is [[lost|lose]]..You abandon the girl and just sprint in the opposite direction. The man doesn't appear to be chasing you.
You run all the way back to your car and drive straight home. And cry.
After that day, you never see that girl or that guy again.
If only you had the fortitude to defend youself and the girl. Then you would be crying in you bed alone right now. As you've done every day after the incident.
You cry for the remaining days of your life until you run out of tears.
Then you [[die|THE END]].The man puts both his hands on your head.
He squeezes with all his strength until your head bursts..
Everything goes black.
It's seems you weren't strong enough to win this fight.
Perhaps you should've eaten //something// [[earlier|THE END]]...
You and this mystery girl walk down the side walk. It was lightly raining, so you offer to buy her an umbrella. But she tells you that she wouldn't be able to feel the rain on her skin then. Instead she joyfully dances down the sidewalk to a nonexistent song. Her wet hair gleams and she smiles at you from afar.
All of a sudden, a car screeches to a stop beside you!
A man storms out of the driver seat and approaches you. He looks [[furious|start fight]].You and this mystery girl walk down the side walk. It was lightly raining, so you offer to buy her an umbrella. But she tells you that she wouldn't be able to feel the rain on her skin then. Instead she joyfully dances down the sidewalk to a nonexistent song. Her wet hair gleams and she smiles at you from afar.
All of a sudden, a car screeches to a stop beside you!
A man storms out of the driver seat and approaches you. He looks [[furious|start fight3]].The girl hides behind you. She looks worried, as if she's seen him before.
The man is toweringly tall and well built.
He says nothing and just walks towards you, menacingly.
You could react in a number of way:
[[Talk to him|Talk to him3]].
[[Fight|fight3]].
[[Run away]].
[[Give him the girl]].You run up to him a deliver a quick punch to his abdomin, but he seem unfazed. He didn't even bother to block your attack.
You try again with an elbow to his chin.
This time his head get knocked back!
But he slowly rolls his head back and gives you an evil grin.
He swiftly grabs both of your arms and raises you off the ground.
You try to pull your arms out of his grasp, but you can't.
As you're dangling, he starts to pull on your arms in separate directions.
You hear the girl screaming from the sidelines, helplessly.
You feel immense pain in your arms.
The man pulls even harder and begins chuckling.
Both of you arms dislocate from you shoulders and you scream out!
He drops you and you slump to the floor, unable to move your arms.
It seems like the fight is [[lost|win1]]..The girl runs up to you and hugs you!
She doesn't seem to disturbed by everything that just happened.
She's actually happy to see that you've prevailed!
Now would be a good time to [[question him]].
But in the back of you mind, something just makes you want to [[kill him]].You figure that those girls have already had long enough lives and probably don't want to live anymore after what they've experienced.
You tip off the cops to this location, but you never hear anything more about it.
You just hope that you can just spend the rest of your days with this great girl you just fought for.
(It really is a shame you still don't know her [[name|happy]]You tell him that if he answers all of your question, you'll let him live.
This once fearsome man now quiveringly agrees to answering you.
You ask him who he is and why he attacked you.
He says that his name is Gustav, and he attacked you because you killed his brother, Malek.
You deny this accusation, but it doesn't matter because Gustav believes it.
He also says that he was able to track the girl, and that's how he was able to find you.
When you ask him why he was tracking the girl, he reluctantly says that it's because he and his brothers were trying to abduct her and rape her last night.. They do this to many girls and keep them in cages in a wearhouse that they own. You make sure to get the address.
You don't want to hear anymore from this swine.
You can keep your word and [[let him live]] and walk away.
But there still is that little voice in your head begging you to [[kill him|kill him2]].You lean in close to this man that just tried to kill you.
You punch him so hard in his chest that you feel his heart burst like a water balloon.
The man falls to his back and promptly dies.
The girl grabs you hand and suggests that you leave the scene.
You agree and walk away before someone notices that you just murdered somebody. You ask the girl why she's so ok with all of this violence, and she says that she knows that you were just doing what you had to to keep her safe. She then kisses you on the cheek.
You can really see yourself living a [[happy]] life with this girl.You decide that exposing him and letting him rot in jail will be punishment enough. You've already deprived him of his ability to walk.
Gustav just lays there, grateful for his life, but filled with sorrow because he knows it's all over.
You walk away before someone notices that you just murdered somebody. The girl grabs your hand. You ask the girl why she's so ok with all of this violence, and she says that she knows that you were just doing what you had to to keep her safe. She then kisses you on the cheek.
You can really see yourself living a happy life with this girl.
But there's no time for day-dreaming.
You still have to go [[investigate|driveQ]] that warehouse.You lean in close to this man that just tried to kill you and is an avid rapist.
You punch him so hard in his chest that your hand punctures his ribs.
You clasp your hand around his still beating heart as he spits up blood.
You stare him in the eyes and slowly squeeze the heart until it stops beating.
The man falls to his back and dies the agonizing death he deserved.
The girl grabs you hand and suggests that you leave the scene.
You agree and walk away before someone notices that you just murdered somebody. You ask the girl why she's so ok with all of this violence, and she says that she knows that you were just doing what you had to to keep her safe. She then kisses you on the cheek.
You can really see yourself living a happy life with this girl.
But there's no time for day-dreaming.
You still have to go [[investigate|driveQ]] that warehouse.You and the girl pull up to the wearhouse which was on the outside of town.
From the outside, it's a very clean looking warehouse that doesn't appear to be a rape dungeon.
You guys go to the front door but it appears be [[locked|lock]].You ask him who he is and what he wants.
But the man keeps approaching you, as if you didn't say anything.
The look in his eyes tell you that he wants to kill you.
You better try something else:
~~Talk to him.~~
[[Fight]].
[[Run away]].
[[Give him the girl]].You shove the girl towards him.
He grabs her with one arm and throws her over his shoulder.
He throws the girl in the back seat of his car. He then makes his way to the driver seat.
You are still frozen in fear.
He then come back to the sidewalk, but this time he's holding something.
He mutters something.
"[[Coward]]."
You ask him who he is and what he wants.
But the man keeps approaching you, as if you didn't say anything.
The look in his eyes tell you that he wants to kill you.
You better try something else:
~~Talk to him.~~
[[Fight|fight3]].
[[Run away]].
[[Give him the girl]].Suddenly, you feel that gallbladder that you ate earlier hit your lower intestine.
It seems that there's some newfound source of energy within you!
[[''HARNESS THE POWER OF THE GALLBLADDER!''|power]] A rush of power surges over you, and you feel you now have the strength of two men!
Your arms get sucked back into their sockets!
And you rise to your feet.
The man's composure turns to fear after he see you standing.
Faster than you've ever moved before, you do a spinning leg kick and sweep him out from under his feet.
He falls and hits the floor hard. And before he can even attempt getting up, your standing on his hand, grinding his fingers into the concrete.
You then leap 8 feet into the air, do a back flip, and come crashing down with your feet landing right on his femurs, snapping the both into pieces!
He screams out of pain and in unable to move at all.
It seems you've [[won|win]] this fight.He then reaveals that he has a gun in his hand.
He aim it at you and pulls the trigger.
Before you can react, a bullet hits you in the chest.
You fall to the floor.
He gets back in his car and drives away.
You notice that you are now laying in a pool of your own blood.
Why did you give up the girl so easily?
She was the only good thing you had in your life.
You feel an overwhelming sense of dread and guilt.
Things are getting dark.
You regret everything as [[oblivion|THE END]] takes you.And you do ending up spending the rest of your days with this girl.
And you do end up being happy.
And you make her happy too.
But you never found out just what the cause of all this craziness was.
But I guess that doesn't matter much because you're happy.
You do keep your powers though! You appear to be twice the man that you used to be! (Even in the bedroom.)
Eventually, you die, simultaneously as the girl, [[happily|the happy end]].THE END
This was a pretty happy ending! But it's not the ''true'' ending!
[[Try|START]] for an even better one!On the way over, you ask the girl what she remembers from last night.
She tells you that none of this makes sense.
All that happened was she went out for drinks, and ended up randomly meeting you at the //Lager Lynx//, the local dive bar.
She says you were very sweet to her. When you approached her, you bought her a drink. She told you that you didn't need to get her drunk, but rather just talk to her like a person.
You vaguely remember this moment. You remember looking into her big green eyes, and wondering what she was like. They were they eyes of an angel.
So you quickly drank the drink that you just bought for her and asked her if she wanted to go for a walk.
You two hit it off, and stayed together until 3 AM.
Then you dropped her off at home.
You ask her if she ever saw Gustav before.
She says that he was also at the bar. She says that Gustav was staring at her for a long time, in a really creepy way. She felt unsafe, but then you approached her and he left the bar. She had no idea why he would attack you the way he did.
Hopefully you'll [[discover more|investigate]] at the warehouse.You open the door and immediate smell a horrible rotting smell.
There, on the floor, is a dead body that seems to be stabbed many times.
It also seems to be missing a gallbladder..
You can't help but suspect that you did this. But why??
You just hope that the girl doesn't think that you're involved with these people.
The girl then [[speaks]]."Isn't that the leather jacket you were wearing last night?"
You look to see your leather jacket with green stripes hung over the office chair. There's no denying that it's yours.
You tell her you have no idea how it got there!
You can see her getting confused and upset. First you knew the entry code. Now your stuff is in here. She takes a step away from you.
"Do you know this man??" She points to the dead body.
You try to reassure her that you don't know this place nor the dead man. But she's not convinced.
You reach into the body's pants pocket and pull out his wallet. You see now that this is Malek, Gustav's brother.
The girl starts rummaging through the desk looking for a clue of any kind.
And then she find [[something]].She holds up two pieces of a ripped check for $300,000, made out to you, signed by Malek.
The girl runs away from you as if you are one of them.
You try to chase after her, but you can tell she's too scared and you don't want to scare her anymore, so you let her go.
Apparently you are working with these rapists. Or they were at least paying you for something. What kind of a man are you? Are you really one of these people?
You decide that this is all too much and you just want to go home.
So you [[leave]].It's night now.
You're alone.
And you're doubting your own scruples.
On your way home, you pass the //Lager Lynx// where you met the girl last night.
Maybe there's more to be learned [[there]]!
Or maybe you just want to [[give up|sad]] and go home.You enter the bar hoping to see the girl, but she's not there. There's hardly anybody there.
So you just go up to the bar and order a lager.
You sullenly refect on the day's events, wondering if you made all the right decisions.
What a weird day.
Then all of a sudden, you feel a tap on your [[shoulder]]!WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU GIVE UP?!
You're so close to solving the mystery! Get out there and finish [[investigating|leave]]!!You startledly turn and see a cute burnette girl smiling at you.
(You have no idea who she is..)
"I knew it was you!"
She say as she throws her arms around you.
(Why does this keep happening to you???)
You [[ask|reveal]] her just exactly how she knows you.She's surprised that you don't remember, but she seems understanding.
She tells you that you saved her last night!
You explain to her that you don't remember anything about last night and ask her to start from the beginning.
She tells you that, days ago, she went out drinking. The next thing she knew, she awoke in a metal cage. Apparantly she had been roofied. She was being stored in a warehouse with other caged girls. Sometimes someone would show up and deliver another girl to be caged to two men for money.
These two men seem to run the operation. Occasionally, one of them would take one of the other girls out and have their way with them. Then they'd be tossed back in the cage.
She tells you how frightened she was in there, knowing that she would be their plaything next. She would try to speak to them, but they would just ignore her.
Then last night, you came into the wearhouse, went into the office where the smaller of the two men was, and you killed him! You then released all of the captive girls!
She tells you that she is eternally grateful for what you did, and that you are a [[hero]]!!!Hearing all of this makes you feel better. It turns out you're not a villain after all!
She tells you that her name is Brooke, and expresses her gratidude again.
You finish up your conversation with Brooke and she leave the bar.
You're trying to think of how you can find the girl from earlier.
But how? You don't know her address or her phone number.
You don't even know her name damnit!
But alas, you can't think of any way to contact her. So you just head [[home]].Last night you went out for a drink.
You were approached by Gustav, who offered you $300,000 to give a specific girl a drink with rufilin in it. Then take here to a wearhouse where they will pay you.
You agree.
But upon meeting the girl, you immadiately find your morals and drink the rufilin drink.
You then spend a wonderful night with this girl where you go for a walk, listen to ABBA in your car, and end up having sex.
You drop her off at home.
You decide that you can't let this raping business persist, so you go to the wearhouse. You use the entry code that Gustav gave you to get in and you kill Malek. For some reason, you take his gallbladder.
You then release all the girls and return home.
You awake with no memory of any of this.
And that how the game [[starts|true]]!THE END
~~TRUE ENDING~~
''Thanks for playing!'' You finally beat it!
In case you were confused about just exactly what happened in this adventure, I can [[spell it out]] for you if you'd like.
This the ending that I consider to be the real ending. I put so many different endings into this game, and even a ~~secret ending~~!
Feel free to [[try|INTRO]] get them all!When you get to your front door, you notice there's a wrapped up gift at your door step.
You open it and find a CD. It's //ABBA: Greatest Hits//
There's a tag on it, addressed to you, that says:
Sorry for scratching your CD last night.
Thank you so much for reminding me that there are still good people out there.
From: [[Elise]] <3
Her name is Elise!!
(This must've been dropped off before you met her at Ross this morning.)
You so excited to learn this, but you realize that that doesn't really help you out much in finder her.
What are you supposed to do? [[Write her name in the sky]]?
There's got to be some way!
You mentally recap your entire days, trying to find some kind of key information that you missed. You pace around your house for what seems like an hour when [[it]] hits you!!You definately cannot afford this. And even if you could, what would you write? Her name, and a time and address of where to meet? And why would she even want to meet back up with you? She still fears you.
It's a romantic idea, but there must be another [[way|Elise]]How was Gustav able to find you earlier??
He said that he was able to track Elise!!!
That means that you can too if you have use whatever he used to track her!
You must go back to the [[warehouse]]!!You pull up to the door.
1! 3! 6! 9!
You run to the office.
You kick Malek's stiff body to the side.
And examine the computer in the room.
You find that on the web browser, there is a map with locations marked.
These are the locations of the girls he had been tracking.
But none of them have any names attached to them.
There are three dots on the map:
One is at the [[beach]].
The second is at the [[movie theater]].
The third is at the [[park]].
Where should you check?You drive to the location of dot. It's out on the sand. You run over there to find a group of people having a bond fire. None of them are Elise. What a waste of time. You better check [[somewhere else|warehouse]].You drive to the movie theater and hope to find Elise. But she's not outside the theater anywhere.
So you buy a movie ticket and enter. Still no sign of her.
So you run into the nearest screen room and shout Elise's name, hoping that she's call yours back.
But she doesn't. People actually start yelling at you to get out.
You do this for all the other screen rooms, but she never appears. So many people yells at you and threw stuff, you now have a good layer of popcorn and candy on you.
You dust it off and try [[another location|warehouse]].You pull up to the park, and don't see anybody. It is nighttime after all. But it is a rather large park, so you enter it.
As you walk deeper into the park, you here a sound. It's the sound of birds! You decide to go towards the sounds.
You run further into the darkness when Elise appears under a lamppost. She's sitting on a bench, surrounded by birds. She's holding a half-empty bag of sliced bread.
You call her name. She lloks up as is surprised to see you. At first she pulls back in fear, but you convince her to hear you out.
You explain to her that you weren't working with the rapists, and that you were actually the one who stopped them. You explain how all that you did last night, and all that you have done today, has been for [[her]].
She stands up without saying anything and walks towards you.
A string of ducks and pigeons trail her.
She meets you, face to face, and asks if what you said was true.
You assure her that it is, and that you want to spend the rest of your life with her.
She smiles. That same smile when you first saw her in Ross.
You pull her close and kiss her.
She kisses you back.
The pigeon and ducks cheer out! (for more bread)
Everything is as it was [[meant to be|true]].