You started with more clothes than what you ended up with but at least you get to show off your only chest hair seated on top of a shriveled third nipple. You flex your small atrophying arm muscles and admire your masculine frame in the mirror, feeling almost like a '(text-colour:magenta)['real man]''. You will never be whole without your missing testicles.
[[Start your journey]]
[[Fart]]You wake up in your bed. Loose dirt and crumbs from between your toes litter the sheets along with old pee stains. Looking down there is a round bump formed in the sheets. You are ''VISIBLY(text-colour:red)[ ERECT]!'' With a wood between you and answers, you choose too…
[[stroke it?]]
[[examine boner]]It was almost impossible to stop it, the wave of ecstasy that rammed through your body. I'M ABOUT TO BLOW!!! you screech at the top of your lungs as your balls ungulate with impending climax. Finally, after all this time it was going to happen! Everyone gets down and takes cover, all except you who was standing proudly at full mast, your flag pole on the verge of combustion. With a final grunt your cock erupts like a volcano until everything is painted with sticky white goo and it was only then were you able to find true inner peace. The End.
(text-colour:green)[Ending 3- Eruption]
[[Beginning]]You bend over and grip both ass cheeks with your hands, spreading them wide. You pushed and strained. Nothing, you try again and again until- (text-colour:red)[//''BUUEEEE!''//] the fart ripples through you, itching every part of your intestines in a satisfying way upon exit. Feeling greedy you repeat the process hoping to rip an extra juicy one. You push but this time a huge flame erupts from your anus and immediately charring everything behind you black. A new super power. Farting fire again your legs lift from the ground and you rocket through the ceiling and deep into the thralls of space never to be seen again.
[[Beginning]]Reaching forward while holding your hurt eye you grab the first thing that touches your reaching hand and take hold of it.
[[walk like a fag]]
[[jump out the window]]You throw the letter at the foot of your bed,// fuck it//, it's garbage anyway. What was it supposed to be for? However, the letter would not take that kind of disrespect sitting down and it stands up on…''(text-colour:red)[ legs]''?! Now it has arms too!! The fuck is going on, it's got teeth!!! The letter grabs you by the cock, sucking you in inch by inch until it has your entire bottom half inside its mouth. Like a wet slide you slip down its slimy tongue and into its papery depths and die.
[[Beginning]]upon closer inspection of your sack you notice it is (text-colour:red)[''empty'']. No mater how many times you poke and prod your balls are nowhere to be found. No left ball, no right ball, nothing. Eventually you find a letter
Read the letter.
[[Read the letter]]You check every nurse and doctor, someone here has testicles that don't belong to them and you will find out who. Trying your seventh doctor you yank his pants down to find he had surgery scars on his harry scrot. It was (text-colour:red)[you]!!! I was a loyal stallion and you stole my balls!
[[fuck around and find out]]
[[go apeshit, buckwild]]You squeezed your sexy posterior into something that feels a little too tight to be yours, but you shrug it off and continue to dress. If you had balls they would surely feel claustrophobic and strangled confined inside the thin panties provided. Pulling on the rest of the black dress you stand in front of the mirror, admiring your body in the feminine wear. You move to get closer to the mirror but you roll a 1 in(text-colour:orange)[ dexterity] and trip forward into the mirror, shattering your own body into many little pieces like glass and leaving the mirror intact. Next time maybe look before you put something like that on you (text-colour:magenta)[''fag'']
[[Beginning]]After trying to read the letter you learn that your testicles have contorted into a demon wielding, mass murdering, absolute vile…………….. ''(text-colour:red)[Dog?]'' Theres a fucking dog staring at you from the corner of the room. Must be the acid and codeine I ingested last night.
[[ignore the dog and read the letter]]
[[fuck everything, more codiene!!!!]]
[[dog?]]You fly out your window, because front doors are for homos, and land ever not-so graciously into some thick bushes. Thankfully you live on the 5th floor. But your still only in boxers, and covered in cuts. Another thing is you fell… ass first… onto a //wolf tail butt plug//. Jamming what little leeway the fabric of your boxers had deep up your anus. (text-colour:red)[''GREEEEAAAAT''].
[[remove butt plug]]
[[fuck it, its too far in]]Housing your britches you scramble your hand underneath the bed, hastily looking to find what you've managed to misplace. Digging around a little bit you find a (text-colour:red)[letter.]
[[Read the letter]]Finding that you've been famished for hours, you consume the letter with greedy hands. You rip and tear at the paper gnashing it between your teeth to (text-colour:red)[squeeze] out any drop of substance it has to offer. Surprisingly the paper tastes like…// shrimp jizz?//
[[get dressed]]Tall trees cut off into an open meadow where pretty butterflies flap their wings over the field of fruit. It smells so lovely you could honestly just call it quits and stay there. You sit in the field, cross your legs and rest your arms on your knees to meditate. Calm, tranquility, what could possibly go- (text-colour:red)[OUCH!] something bites your exposed toe clean off, then more strange red fruit starts eating chunks out of you. Attack of the killer strawberries they consume you completely and leave nothing behind. The fuck you think was going to happen dipshit? Everyone knows that strawberries eat people duh.
[[Beginning]]The balls you shoved into your body start to (text-colour:red)[reject]. Oh fuck! Not again! There was nothing you could do but watch in horror as you got blue balls in an //unconventional// way. Thats it… you got greedy and now your ball less. The end?
(text-colour:green)[ Ending 1- blue balls]
[[Beginning]]You dial the number and call it, the phone rings on the other end until a voice answers. You'll never get your balls back empty sack man! Eat this! The phone heats up so fast it burns your hand and ear causing you to drop it. (text-colour:red)[The second the cellular device hits the pavement it explodes with such force that it paints your legs on the wall behind you and sends your torso tumbling into a dumpster.] Right where you belong scumbag.
[[Beginning]]WARNING:
18+
SOME OF THIS IS NOT SUITABLE FOR READERS
TW: KIDNAPPING, NON-CONSENTUAL SEX, VULGAR LANGUAGE, and lots of dick jokes
ENJOY!! :D
[[Beginning]]Squinting, you move to get a better look at the photo. You touch it, lick it and sure enough those are your balls. I (text-colour:red)[''have''] to get them back! You tell yourself, the absence of testies is noticeable and it's starting to make you sad.
[[cry about it]]
[[get angry]]You look up into the sky and fall down to your knees dramatically. You start to ugly sob- like….. [''//Fugly sob//'']. As you sob about your testicles, your dumb ass didn't realize you were in the middle of the street and get absolutely OBLITERATED by a semi truck. Nice going, boner muncher. The world doesn't revolve around your balls.
[[get isekaied]]The k-9 barks twice and launches forward, it's muzzle grabbing hold of your free man before tearing it off. You thrash about and scream throughout the entire ordeal, pass out in a pool of(text-colour:red)[ blood] and dog semen and die.// Fuck dogs, cats are superior.//
[[Beginning]]Moving the sheets, you have a look at the little guy, “hmm, not bad." You thought to yourself. Pulling your length to the side, you try and take a look at your scrotum. But… what's this?'' “MY BALLS ARE (text-colour:red)[GONE]?!” ''You exclaim at your lack of testicles.
[[Look deeper?]]
[[Under the bed maybe?]]You look over to the old lady, who now is frothing at the mouth because of the lightning attack from your butt plug. You walk past her to pick up her slimy, cum stained dentures only to find a key of some sorts. Wow, no wonder these hoes got knocked out of her mouth so easily.
[[take the key]]You ((text-colour:grey)[god damnit marj why are you making me write this]) you muster up enough strength to slide your already moist body to the puddle of unsupervised ejaculant. You lap it up like a cat (fuck dogs) and with every gulp, get more and more erect as you taste this strangers hunk spunk. Oh //god//… my head hurts. You start to profusely throw up blood and cum till there is nothing left in your sick, cold soul. You died. You're nasty....
[[Beginning]]You follow the lady into a backroom lookin ass room in the back. She (text-colour:red)[lunges] at you. With the fear of cock in your eyes, you dodge but manage to slip on some spilt cum on the floor. You hit your head… hard… and the lady takes the key from you. Dont follow strangers you fuckin bag of dicks.
[[get up]]
[[feeling hungry??]]You drop to your knees and snatch the man's sack, pulling it like a rubber band. Even with your immaculate grip the man still manages to wrestle his taint from your talons. He uses both his swollen balls and wallops you in the head, the force feels like a thousand bricks met your brain at 80mph. You're okay? The doctor smiles down at you making you feel a pain in your cock. Your penis rips out of your boxers like a rocket, taking out several nurses with a headshot before it eventually claims you. Congratulations, killed by your own phallus.
[[Beginning]]Deciding to throw everything you know out the window you and the dog get so high you can no longer finish the quest. In fact, you'll never be able to do anything again, are you still you? Are you the dog? The walls… they… they melt, warp and twist into unfamiliar shapes that consume your every thought and then you die. Should have stayed away from drugs. (text-colour:red)[''Dick brains.'']
[[Beginning]]Clenching harder around the bulb, you decide to say'' fuck it'', its part of you now. As if losing your balls without explanation wasn't quirky enough. In front of you there are two options, now being the smart one you are (not) you shouldn't have a problem choosing.
[[trashy, serial killer esque ass alleyway]]
[[beautiful trail into a field of strawberries]]You stare absently down at your genitals, they just don't look the same without the balls. Your sad little dick is no longer perched up on the balls like the used too and it makes you angry,(text-colour:red)[ REALLY ANGRY]. Without warning you fly into a fit of rage and punch the old lady that was minding her own business. She pulled out a gun from her purse and shot, (text-colour:red)[BANG]! Grandma forgot to wear her glasses and missed you, killing the neighbor's dog instead. You flinched so hard that the buttplug rockets out of your anus and nails the old bag right in the kisser and knocks her dentures loose.
[[examine dentures]]
[[help the old lady]]
[[take a shit]]Getting your fat lazy ass out of bed, the dog simultaneously dissipates into a fine (text-colour:red)[red] mist. Approaching your wardrobe, you fling it's doors open so hard they break off the hinges, one of the screws smacking you square in the eyeball, giving you a black eye. Ow. Rubbing your now swollen shut eye you reach for something to wear but you can't see too well.
[[Maid outfit]]
[[Femboy hooters outfit]]
[[A pair of boxers and nothing else]]You are reincarnated as a mini fridge full of…(text-colour:red)[//'' ew''//]… sperm and Hatsune Miku figurines in cum filled jars. It smells, you don't have a nose but it smells. Suddenly a sweaty hand opens your door, the other hand jerking the gerkin into an unsplooged jar of pony toys, effectively filling the jar to the top with spunk. This is your new life, forever a cum storage.
[[Beginning]]You lift yourself up on your feet. You have a mission, and that fuckin lady aint gonna stop you from getting what you desire…. But shit balls she has the key and there's no way to get it back. There should be some spare balls in this sperm bank…?
[[look for random balls]]You crumble to your knees, unable to sow the seed. It's… it's (text-colour:red)[''over'']… you'll never blow your load without a ball to bust from.
[[Beginning]]Before the man could react, you reach for his Pp and twist it like a knob. Using your other hand you give the guys chode an Indian rug burn. The doctor lets out a guttural cry that could only be described as Godzilla going balls deep in a hog and the doctor dies. You are victorious.
[[take whats rightfully yours]]You walk into hooters. Dressed as a gay hooter, you look like you belong there. You waltz to the bar and sit down. “What can i ge- wait what the fuck are you wearing?” uh- “Never mind…. Faggot. What do you want to drink?” you look at him flirtatiously. You start with. “Anything that you serve…. Chu papi munano~” the bartender lunges over the bar and starts beating you with a metal mixer.
[[harder daddy]]
[[order food]]You walk into a familiar smelli-// uh//- i mean looking sperm bank. You go to the front desk lady and show her the key. She, without a word, shoots up from her desk and waggles her finger at you to join her.
[[follow the lady]]
[[rub one out for old times sake]]“Uhhh~ Harder daddy~!” You moan out and this stopped the man dead in his tracks, giving you enough time to beat the ever loving shit out of the guy. Using your thick femboy thighs you clamp down with all your might and smash the man's head like a watermelon. KO!
[[straight up death]]You lean down to offer the old crone a hand, but then you withdraw it before she can take your hand. Instead you thrust your meaty loaf into her face. Suck this bitch! She snatches your grundle with both hands, causing you to fall on top of the lady. She wants it, you can see it in her eyes, she is ready. Spreading her legs, the old bag has new tricks. A double jointed pussy stares you in the eyes. The sight of it sends you straight into catatonic shock. Your entire body seizes up, convulsing as your heart stops.(text-colour:red)['' YOU DIED'']. serves you right….. (text-colour:magenta)[fag]
[[Beginning]]The letter is a crudely drawn picture of a map, What the fuck? Did a child draw this? It's a straight line with two destinations, start and end. You squint so hard your eyes bulge out more than your dick. Trying to find meaning in this (//''hopefully''//) orphaned abominations drawing.
[[You eat the letter]]
[[Letter eats....you??]]Now you're really tugging it, like(text-colour:red)[ REALLY, REALLY] tugging at lightning speeds, double fisting your dong until your smeat is red and painful. It almost feels like your nut- no your actual ''nut'' feels like it's here in this very building.
[[Look for affirmationed nut]]Feeling satisfied with what you managed to find, you pull on the orange booty shorts and white crop top that had a heart shaped boob window. With the form and grace of a professional diver you swan dive through the window head first. You forgot about the bushes and they spun you around. You slammed down onto the hard floor, ass first. ''(text-colour:orange)[SLUNK]'', something cylindrical had logged itself up your poop shoot on impact, (text-colour:red)[ouch]… Looking back you notice that it is a wolf tail butt plug, pretty sweet.
[[walk on]]Having a brush with a serial killer isn't the weirdest thing to happen, you've still got balls to find boy so buck the'' fuck'' up and move on. Pulling your boxers up to your man tiddies you walk bowlegged like a cowboy, not because you want to but the butt plug only leaves room for limited movement. It was only then that you found your first clue, a testicle shaped picture hanging on a sign post that reads. Selling left testicle for $500,000
[[call the number on the flier?]]
[[could they really be mine?]]You rummage around the trash bins. You find an oddly suspicious looking vial with what seems to be two ''VERY'' //''LARGE''// intact bull testicles. You decide your down at the end of your rope and manage to plop the balls in your tiny shriveled sack. You did it!
[[but wait, theres more?]]With one hand you rip off your pants, it's time to haul ass. The sperm bank will pay. but you decide to spin your genitals like the blade of a helicopter. At frightening speeds you lift from the floor and hover above it with your blade-like member and chop doctors in half left and right. You're on a roll, no one had gotten away from you as blood and cum painted the walls of the bank a whole new color and when it was over you reached the heavens, flying all the way to nirvana with your cockcopter. The End
(text-colour:green)[Ending 2- Get in Ze Chopper]
[[Beginning]]The waitress walks over the body, as if it's a normal occurrence. You guess they have a lot of Femboy hooters pissing off the heterosexual bartender. She asks you- “What would you like to eat?” you answer “Fried pickles” because… yer a fag. After the waitress comes back, you sit there and enjoy your fried pickles, you fag. That's it. Covered in blood. No fucks given. The bartender is still there. Who cares? No one. Absolutely no one. Your just eating fucking fried pickles. Because your a fag. Nothing matters. Just fried pickles matter.
[[get dressed]]
Ending- gay femboy hooter dlcYou reach behind yourself and grab what little of the butt plug is exposed eventually grabbing the tail.''// fuck//''... its really in there… you give a tug for assurance but it’s lodged deep within the crevis of your asscrack, but when you try again the plug gives way with an audibly wet (text-colour:blue)[pop] noise. The more you pull the more pain you feel. Wait, why does it feel like there's more? You keep pulling until a long gooey rope dangles from your anus.(text-colour:red)['' M-MY INTESTINES!''] Your innards have now become outards and there is no fixing the damage; slowly but surely, you die with half of your organs hanging out your ass. //Nice going dick breath.//
[[Beginning]]A glance to your left, and a glance to your right confirms you are completely alone right now and it's the perfect time to spank the bank. Wiggling your fingers in anticipation you rummage them around to find your //jimmy// to jerk it. You yank and pull like you've never done before, you wanna bust a nut so bad it (text-colour:red)[hurts] but you can't without a nut to bust.
[[jerk it harder]]
[[give up]](text-colour:red)[YOU DIED]
[[get dressed]]You reach down to take hold of the throbbing mass between your legs and begin to stroke it until you- //until//- wait,(text-colour:red)['' what?!''] You can't cum! At this realization your body starts to vibrate at hypersonic speeds,your body combusts into a ball of flame.in your bed you burn, set ablaze by your own sick deeds and melt into nothing and die. //Sad non-existent dick noises :(//
[[Beginning]]With the plug now freed from your booty hole you are capable of pulling your boxers down. Squatting over the decrepit woman you begin to push out a steamy log. The turd is longer than your forearm and when it's cut by your final clench the chocolate mud cake lands in perfect form across her face and when she inhales to scream the poo gets sucked down like a high pressure toilet with a //''(text-colour:#9d4f01)[shloop]''// sound.
you get arrested on the spot and beaten by cops.... to death. Why would you shit at a time like this? fuckin idiot
[[Beginning]]''Fuck'' that bitch, she came in between me and a grieving moment for my balls. You determine the key is from your local sperm bank (you frequent there because your a no job having ass bum and beating your dick is how you make a living)
[[go to sperm bank]]
[[HUH?]]This was it, this testicle stealing doctor had been defeated. Grabbing a blade from the doctor's pocket you squat over his corpse and cut the testicles out. You stuff both balls into your mouth and swallow, you know them well, taste, texture and all. With a delighted squeak like a little girl you can feel your testis dropping back in their respected positions.
[[COCKATOWAAA!!!!]]
[[nirvana]]You walk down the alleyway. There's a strange guy who is leaning against a wall looking in your direction. You decide to ignore him, but as he sees your wolf tail buttplug, he decides not to kill you. Can't get contaminated with your (text-colour:magenta)[gay], he had normal people to kill so you get to live another day.
[[keep walking]]You manage to find the only outfit in your entire dresser. Your lazy as fuck and havent done laundry in over a month. You put on your ex- partners femboy hooters cosplay. You admire your phat ass in the mirror before grabbing your man purse and walking out the door. (no wonder you lost your balls…. (text-colour:magenta)[''fag'']) as you walk down the empty street, a van whizzes to a screeching stop and 4 brolic black guys jump out and grab you, forcing you into the back of the van. Youve been caught, raped, and killed. This will be cause for a bad yelp review on Hooters.
[[Beginning]]Walking with swag you embrace the gay femboy aesthetic. Feeling extra fruity you decide to treat yourself.
[[go to hooters]]The old lady’s husband comes out of nowhere and fucking ROCKS your shit. You get hit so hard you get sent back into grandma. She grabs hold of you in full NELSON, and with a hearty WHACK the grandpa whipped his flaccid old man cock and hit you in the face repeatedly. SMACK SMACK SMACK. The old man's pubes tickle your chin as he begins to t-bag you. You suffer from the sheer force of his testicles slapping your forehead.
[[surrender]]
[[bite his balls]]You wriggle and struggle but realize that without balls, you are nothing. The old man had all the balls you desired, two more balls than you'll ever have so nothing else will compare. No matter what you do and for the last moment of your life you think. This is it, let it happen and do it with grace. Accept your place in the universe. Fuckin beta
[[get angry]] You grab the old man's dong with the sheer force of Zeus and tug on them. You bring them up to your gaping mouth and CHOMP down…..HARD. He squeals like a pig and grabs his bleeding, half eaten ball sack. You finish chewing and swallow. With the newfound power of gramps sack, you go super Saiyan and kamehameha the old couple into the moon.
[[get angry]]