I ran away from the army while they shot bullets and missiles. Some of the bullets and missiles hit me, and they felt like mosquitos biting and wasps stinging. OUCH!\n\nI ran to the ocean, held my breath, and swam away. I met a whale almost as big as me. It got scared and ran away.\n\nWhen I came up out of the ocean, the army was gone. Phew!
I swatted at the planes and tanks. They were no match for me because I was huuuuuuuge!\n\nEventually they gave up. I thought I had won, but then I heard planes overhead. They looked like little flies high above. One of the little flies pooped and its poop was an atomic bomb. The bomb hit me on the head and that was the end of me.\n\nNow I am in giant heaven with all the other giants.
My burps were the loudest burps anyone had ever heard.\n\nAAAAAAAA\n\nBBBBB\n\nCCCCCC\n\nDDDDDD\n\nEntire buildings were flattened by my burps.\n\n[[I laughed at what I had done.|laughed]]\n\n[[No, I mean I felt sad about the people in those buidings.|felt sad]]
I laughed like a crazy person.\n\nHAHAHAHA\n\nBeing huge was such fun.
One day I grew huge.\n\n[[I stepped on my teacher.|teacher]]\n[[I burped the alphabet.|alphabet]]
The Day I Grew Huge
Mr Bryce
I held a memorial for all the fallen buildings and people.\n\nI took a huge rock and planted it into the ground. This was my gravestone.\n\nI pulled a flagpole out of the ground. This was my chisel.\n\nI plucked off an anchor from a tanker in the port. Because I was so huge, it was only a few steps away. The anchor was my hammer.\n\nI used my hammer and chisel to carve the following into the gravestone:\n\nRIP\n\nBUILDINGS AND PEOPLE\nI WILL NEVER BURP AGAIN
Splat! That was messy!\n\nThe army came after me.\n\n[[I swatted at the army.|swat]]\n[[I ran away.|run away]]