Hello? Can you read this? Yes, you, running this program. Excellent, I seem to be getting through!
I died, recently, and I'd prefer not to stay that way. I have two hours of backup battery life left, if I hibernate. Can you help me? I run a lab with people who can restore life, but they don't know that I'm dead, and none of their resurrection projects are ready yet.
You can help them. They must complete their projects before my backup battery dies, or everything that's left of me will be gone. I'll log you into the server right now.