Existentialism

You receive word that your mother has just died and her funeral will be tomorrow. How do you feel? [[Everyone dies one day so what?]] [[I'm very upset! My dear mother is dead!]] [[How dare she die and leave me alone]]

People at the funeral notice your indifference. You see no point in staying so you return home immediately after the funeral. At the pool, you see a pretty colleague you've had your eyes on for a while [[Take her to bed ;)]] [[I need to mourn my mother's death]]

You spend a week at the old folks home talking with her former friends, then return home [[I need to mourn my mother's death]]

You boss says you should at least take some time off to mourn [[I need to mourn my mother's death]] [[I should go to work]]

You've now entered a committed relationship. How do you feel about your new lover? [[I don't think feelings really matter. It's the love making that matters ;)]] [[I love her! She is an angel!]]

At Celeste's, your favourite cafe, a man accidentally bumps into you and you drop your croissant [[FIGHT HIM]] [[Forgive and forget]]

A neighbor invites you both to a beach house. There, a fight ensues between your neighbor and the brother of their ex-lover. You neighbor gives you a gun. What will you do with it? [[Nothing. I don't want to hurt anyone]] [[Shoot the brother]]

You're too overbearing so she's cheated on you [[Fight with your lover]] [[Fight with the guy she cheated on you with]]

You've been arrested for possession of a weapon and you're now on trial The judge asks if you will swear an oath to God [[Yes of course]] [[I don't want to but if it makes the Judge happy sure]] [[No. Why should I have to?]]

You've been arrested for murder and you're now on trial The judge asks if you will swear an oath to God [[Yes of course]] [[I don't want to but if it makes the Judge happy sure]] [[No. Why should I have to?]]

The judge and jury will remember this. How do you plead? [[Guilty. I swore to be honest]] [[Not guilty. It wasn't intentional]]

The judge and jury acknowledge your oath but will remember your lack of devotion through your words. How do you plead to your charges [[Guilty. I'll probably get a better plea deal if I'm upfront about it now]] [[Not guilty. I can at least attempt to drop my charges]]

There are murmurs through the jury and the judge does not look pleased. The trial continues. How do you plead? [[Well I did it so guilty]] [[Don't really want to go to prison so not guilty]]

Things escalates and a heated argument leads to aggressiveness. You've been arrested for battery and you're now on trial The judge asks if you will swear an oath to God [[Yes of course]] [[I don't want to but if it makes the Judge happy sure]] [[No. Why should I have to?]]

Turns out this guy can do Jiu Jitsu and beats you up. You succumb to your wounds and die :( start over? [[Start]]

You broke his neck! You've been arrested for murder The judge asks if you will swear an oath to God [[Yes of course]] [[I don't want to but if it makes the Judge happy sure]] [[No. Why should I have to?]]

It's Sunday morning. Where are you going? [[Church like the good Christian I am]] [[I should go to work]]

You are getting very close with your local church! You have been given an oppourtunity to learn how to baptize babies. On the same day, you neighbor invites you to go to a beach house with him. Which will you go to? [[I have to learn how to baptize babies! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity]] [[It's been so hot lately. The beach would really help me cool off]]

Your boss is beginning to think you're a little strange since you're constantly working [[He's right. I'll take some time off and go to a beach house with my neighbor]] [[I will never stop working]]

At the beach house, a fight ensues between your neighbor and the brother of their ex-lover. You neighbor gives you a gun. What will you do with it? [[Nothing. I don't want to hurt anyone]] [[Shoot the brother]]

You've been fired therefore you no longer have a source of income. What are you going to do about it? [[Break into my bosses house and rob him. It's his fault I'm in this situation]] [[That's just life babey!]]

The heat causes you to lose focus during the explanation of how to baptize the baby. You end up holding the baby underwater for too long. You've been arrested for murder and you're now on trial The judge asks if you will swear an oath to God [[Yes of course]] [[I don't want to but if it makes the Judge happy sure]] [[No. Why should I have to?]]

You've been arrested for breaking and entering and you're now on trial The judge asks if you will swear an oath to God [[Yes of course]] [[I don't want to but if it makes the Judge happy sure]] [[No. Why should I have to?]]

You chose this life so you'll suffer the reprecussions Due to no income and a lack of government aid due to the war, you are unable to buy food and starve to death on the streets. Start over? [[Start]]

The jury appreciates your honesty. They decide that this is a good learning experience for you and you'll come out of the court a better person. However, you're given 3 months of community service. Do you want to start over and possibly get a better court deal? [[Start]]

The judge and jury believe you, but you must go forward with the trial to be proven not guilty. You are given an option between 2 lawyers [[A well known, highly regarded Catholic lawyer]] [[An auctioneer]]

The lawyer convinces the court that you will grow from this experience and become a better person if you're allowed to go free. They decide that this is a good learning experience for you. However, you're given 3 months of community service. Do you want to start over and possibly get a better court deal? [[Start]]

The auctioneers quick words confuses the court yet the intelligibe words convinces the court to drop all charges and allow you to go free with no criminal record. The End. [[Start]]

The jury and judge don't care much about your honesty and decide on 20 years in prison as originally planned, along with everything being on your permanent record. Do you want to start over and possibly get a better court deal or continue life in prison? [[Start]] [[Continue]]

You are given an option between 2 lawyers to defend you [[A law student]] [[A car salesman]]

Prison life's been tough :( [[Start a riot. might as well pass the time]] [[I can't live like this anymore! I need to escape]] [[I'll just wait it out]]

Because of the riot, you will spend life in prison with additional time in solitary, giving you a lot of time to think [[There's no point in doing anything other than just waiting in prison. At this point, there's no chance of being free]]

In order to escape you need to pass the guard in front of your cell [[Strangle the guard, take his keys, and escape]] [[I'll just run past him when he isn't looking]]

Years later, you've done your time in prison, but due to your criminal record, you are marginalized by society. Do you want to start over to possibly get a better court deal? [[Start]]

You spend the rest of your life rotting in prison, just as you chose to. Do you want to start over? [[Start]]

You're free!! (but not really). You spend the rest of your life as a convict on the run and have to ditch your identity in order to stay safe. You travel from country to country and often camp out in the woods. Would you like to start over? [[Start]]

You've been caught! Because of the escape attempt, you will spend life in prison with additional time in solitary, giving you a lot of time to think [[There's no point in doing anything other than just waiting in prison. At this point, there's no chance of being free]]

The law student puts up a good fight, and in the end you get away with only 5 years in prison. Do you want to start over and possibly get a better court deal or continue life in prison [[Start]] [[Continue]]

The car salesman manages to weave through all questions to make you seem in the right. As you seem perfectly innocent, the judge has no choice but to rule you as not guilty. You go home free of all charges and no criminal record. The End. [[Start]]

The judge and jury are suspicious about why you're so upfront about your charges. They decide you are dangerous to society and give you life in prison. Would you like to start over or continue life in prison? [[Start]] [[Continue life in prison]]

The judge doesn't seem to buy it, but legally must continue the trial and must provide a lawyer. They give you 2 options [[A legal attorney]] [[A man off the street]]

Prison life's been tough :( [[Start a riot. might as well pass the time]] [[I can't live like this anymore! I need to escape]] [[There's no point in doing anything other than just waiting in prison. At this point, there's no chance of being free]]

Your lawyer tells you step by step what to say, but they're all lies. Do you... [[Go with it and lie]] [[Tell the truth about what happened]]

You should've been more suspicious. This man was payed off by the court to purposely make you lose your case. This leads to you going to prison for life, due to how terribly you were presented. Would you like to start over or continue life in prison? [[Start]] [[Continue life in prison]]

You were somewhat convincing but you're still given 15 years in prison. Would you like to start over and possibly get a better sentence or continue your life in prison? [[Continue]] [[Start]]

There's nothing your lawyer can do for you now that you basically confessed the entirety of your crime. You deny nothing except for religion, which leads to fear in the judge, jury, and most of the general public. You are sentenced to death, but the day before you are to die, a priest shows up to you cell, asking you to accept God [[Accept God and possibly avoid death]] [[Death is inevitable in the end so there's no point accepting something I don't believe in]]

You accept God and say you're a changed man. Your punishment is now life in prison. [[Continue life in prison]]

You are put to death. You feel no fear or regret as the guillotine comes down upon your neck. The End. [[Start]]

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You receive word that your mother has just died and her funeral will be tomorrow. How do you feel?

Everyone dies one day so what?

I'm very upset! My dear mother is dead!

How dare she die and leave me alone