HELLO USER IM SORRY BUT THERE IS NO GAME HERE AT ALL SO TROT ALONG SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DON'T CLICK HERE THE PLAY BUTTON IS EVIL DON'T LET IT CONDEMN YOU
THERE IS JUST ABOUT MANY HIDDEN THINGS IN THE GAME SO I WONDER IF YOU CAN FIND THEM ALL
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