Eating Simulator by Earmuffs

Review by Fernthistle

This is some bootyful piece of work here

Review by BlindScar

I AGREE NEXT GAME PLZ!

Review by AdventurePony

10/10 would eat pickle again. -IGN

Review by mstahl

Waste of time... NEXT!

Review by TimeyWimeyTardis

This might just be the best game on this website, I'm not joking.
Now, you may read the title and brush it off as one of the stupid "simulator" games, but that simply isn't the case.
This game has literally everything. Action, adventure, romance, Adam Sandler making fart jokes, doctor who references, hte spagheti, you name it, it's here.
This game is ground-breaking, truly astonishing, so fantastically amazing that you might just die while playing, but don't worry, just simply grab a spoonful of rice, then bite, chew, breath and swallow your way back to fabulousness.
10/10 -IGN