Merry Christmas!
If you don't celebrate Christmas, happy holidays!
(There. Now, I feel I've successfully foisted joy upon and simultaneously offended everyone.)
PS
I'm not a robot. (I can click on boats.)
Hey, there's an extremely sophisticated bot impersonating KV!
Happy holidays to all!
Dcoder in the house!
What up, yo!!!
Consider me foisted AND offended!!
I always have, sir. (Especially the "foisted" part.)
. . . and I always will.