I might have this wrong, but it sounds like a joke.
(For example, "I want this game to be so big that it takes at the VERY minimum a full day (24 Hours)" has that discontinuity of thought associated with humor. Unless it's 24 hours to download... lol)
If not, then it sounds like quantity over quality. And no description at all about what makes it... uh... fun.
Unless you add:
- Over 3000 different spells!
- Over 120 nightclubs!
- Gambling with REAL MONEY, with the odds in your favor
- 25 DIFFERENT weather climates!
- 67 DIFFERENT cuisine offerings!
- 389 DIFFERENT theme songs!
- 45 DIFFERENT toilet stylings!
- 5 names to choose from (and our unique feature is: they're ALL THE SAME)!