I'm new to here. I am trying learn how to make this game. Is there place for start to learn this one? I am totally new for making game so I need basic start point please.

I hope this is ok post for this area.

Have a fun playing game and good day!
Ryori

No need to apologize. That's what the forums are for. Have you read through the help guide that came with Quest yet?

*insert blatant self-promotion*
http://www.compwhizz.freeserve.co.uk/asldemos/

There's a few files here..
If you install Quest, then start up these files you'll see what quest is.
Each file tries to show something different in Quest, and if you open them in QDK (this is the program which helps you MAKE Quest games) you'll hopefully see what goes where.

In QDK you can also go into help->documentation and read up on how to use Quest a bit.
Don't hesitate to call here either.

I have to load up quest first? Please forgive me, I'm never making a game before. It is a difficulty to understand. I'm struck in a rat.

Ryori

Linky:
http://www.axeuk.com/quest/download.htm
Go here, download Quest, install.
This will then allow you to develop Quest games, and also play them.

Tr0n wrote:Linky:
http://www.axeuk.com/quest/download.htm
Go here, download Quest, install.
This will then allow you to develop Quest games, and also play them.

Thanks you! you are good guy. I am checking this pages out in one minutes. Does this game 3D?

You use Quest to write text adventures. 3D doesn't come into it.

davidw wrote:You use Quest to write text adventures. 3D doesn't come into it.

I am happy. I can practice my english for this game. I can make this game like a Dungeons & Dragons?

Tr0n wrote:Linky:
http://www.axeuk.com/quest/download.htm
Go here, download Quest, install.
This will then allow you to develop Quest games, and also play them.

I got it. I have to read this closely. I have to think of game to make. Any suggeston?


I like your avatar tr0n. It makes me smile to see it.

Take as long as you need to read it.

And yeah, my avatar pic is from 'there she is'.. Brill Flash movie.

heres a suggestion: make me a game about SHUZ with connect-the-dots or something. i am going to have fun playing it and then will make a lot of money selling it so i can buy more SHUZ!!!! hahahahahhaha

heres first design:

We make tons of good game history and characters. I want complete this christmas time.

ok thanks GG

what are those cans you are holding in the pic GG? it looks like spaghetti-os?

tasty treat

gamer_gurl wrote:I'm new to here. I am trying learn how to make this game. Is there place for start to learn this one? I am totally new for making game so I need basic start point please.

I hope this is ok post for this area.

Have a fun playing game and good day!
Ryori

Damn gurl. You need to whoop me up some dem spagetti-os baybee.

Flying Monkey wrote:

"gamer_gurl"

I'm new to here. I am trying learn how to make this game. Is there place for start to learn this one? I am totally new for making game so I need basic start point please.

I hope this is ok post for this area.

Have a fun playing game and good day!
Ryori

Damn gurl. You need to whoop me up some dem spagetti-os baybee.

Let me make this purfectly clear. Lay off with the meat hooks. gamer_gurl is my little doe. I woud advise you to back off now.

The Buck

Yes, Flying Monkey, you be careful now. You don't want to be on the Buck's List, do you? After all, when you're on the Buck's List...







Well, not a lot happens actually. Feel free to say what you like to him. [snip]

[Tr0n EDIT]
He's threatening all the time from what I read.

davidw wrote:Yes, Flying Monkey, you be careful now. You don't want to be on the Buck's List, do you? After all, when you're on the Buck's List...







Well, not a lot happens actually. Feel free to say what you like to him. He's about as threatening as a ballerina, except the ballerina looks better in a leotard.

davidw please dont [snip]. I have my little doe. You are not a part of my world. Now go slide down you little multi colored rainbow..

that is all

The Buck

[Tr0n EDIT]
[i]Snipped stuff.
Almost hit the delete button.

davidw wrote:Yes, Flying Monkey, you be careful now. You don't want to be on the Buck's List, do you? After all, when you're on the Buck's List...







Well, not a lot happens actually. Feel free to say what you like to him. [snip]

[Tr0n EDIT]
He's threatening all the time from what I read.

So, you on this list davidw? The only list I want to be on is the list to get some gamer_gurl.

And now the unknown will probably attack this guy.
Flying Monkey, Ryori (gamer_gurl) isn't a free lady.

she doeznt speak very good english anyway.

CheerleaderChick wrote:she doeznt speak very good english anyway.

That is definitely going in my List Of Dumb Quotes.

Ryori's poor English is as a result of the fact that she's foreign and it's a language she's learning. What's your excuse?

Flying Monkey wrote:

"davidw"

Yes, Flying Monkey, you be careful now. You don't want to be on the Buck's List, do you? After all, when you're on the Buck's List...







Well, not a lot happens actually. Feel free to say what you like to him. [snip]

[Tr0n EDIT]
He's threatening all the time from what I read.

So, you on this list davidw? The only list I want to be on is the list to get some gamer_gurl.

Ha!

David, for heaven's sake leave them alone. There's a good boy.

Yes'm , ma'am!

Flying Monkey wrote:

"davidw"

Yes, Flying Monkey, you be careful now. You don't want to be on the Buck's List, do you? After all, when you're on the Buck's List...







Well, not a lot happens actually. Feel free to say what you like to him. [snip]

[Tr0n EDIT]
He's threatening all the time from what I read.

So, you on this list davidw? The only list I want to be on is the list to get some gamer_gurl.

The only list you are getting on is the medical list at the hospital chump. Back off, I am The Buck I have set up a perimeter. Do not cross the line.

The Buck

davidw wrote:

"CheerleaderChick"

she doeznt speak very good english anyway.

That is definitely going in my List Of Dumb Quotes.

Ryori's poor English is as a result of the fact that she's foreign and it's a language she's learning. What's your excuse?

davidw it's good to see your human side. You can actually be nice if you try.

The Buck

Tr0n wrote:And now the unknown will probably attack this guy.
Flying Monkey, Ryori (gamer_gurl) isn't a free lady.

Thanks Tr0n.

I didn't attack him. I just tried to let him know I'm on the scene.

The Buck.

You don't need to reply 3 times Unknown..
Incase you didn't know, you can edit your old posts.. There's an [EDIT] button there.

As he's always done, David is pointing out CC's mistakes.
Yet you congratulate him here, where he's clearly criticising someone else.

Everything else here is tolerably in good nature (I guess).

Tr0n wrote:You don't need to reply 3 times Unknown..
Incase you didn't know, you can edit your old posts.. There's an [EDIT] button there.

As he's always done, David is pointing out CC's mistakes.
Yet you congratulate him here, where he's clearly criticising someone else.

Everything else here is tolerably in good nature (I guess).

dang after re reading it he is critising her. Yet, In a way he did tell the truth, so I don't feel to badly about it. Anyway, that's what she deserves for critising my little doe.

Tr0n wrote:As he's always done, David is pointing out CC's mistakes.

Ah yes, that was almost a Zelimos moment. Remember the good ol' days?

ZELIMOS TO NEWBIE: u maid lotz o speeling mistukes inn tat poste. u mist bee sim kynda morun cus onlee moruns meak dat muny speeling mustikes!

David,

Dont you ever give up.

Haha, it was true though.

ok now i see you all are making fun of me and that isnt very nice at all.

this place is a madhouse because you always have to be picking on someone.

what i said is true. it wasnt mean. she doesnt speak very good english. and now you are criticizing me?

that was foul and spiteful.

i havent been mean to anyone. why are you being such assholes to me?

CC, considering you've got the worse spelling and grammar on the forum, you should be the last person criticising someone else for their poor English.

People who live in glass houses...

what i said is true. it wasnt mean. she doesnt speak very good english. and now you are criticizing me?

I see...

So you saying someone else doesn't speak very good English is fine, yet me saying you don't is foul and spiteful?

By the way; my "hahaha" reply was because Zelimos did post stuff like that..
Incase anyone thought differently.

Tr0n wrote:You don't need to reply 3 times Unknown..
Incase you didn't know, you can edit your old posts.. There's an [EDIT] button there.

As he's always done, David is pointing out CC's mistakes.
Yet you congratulate him here, where he's clearly criticising someone else.

Everything else here is tolerably in good nature (I guess).

whutever you think, it must be tru.

btw you all sound and act like a bunch of old farts anyway. get with the times. we will rule the world and we wont take care of your wrinkled and rude old bodies.

davidw wrote:CC, considering you've got the worse spelling and grammar on the forum, you should be the last person criticising someone else for their poor English.

Shouldn't that be "worst"?

Touche!

btw you all sound and act like a bunch of old farts anyway. get with the times. we will rule the world and we wont take care of your wrinkled and rude old bodies.

Go sister

CheerleaderChick wrote:
btw you all sound and act like a bunch of old farts anyway. get with the times. we will rule the world and we wont take care of your wrinkled and rude old bodies.

You'll be wrinkled and old one day. At least we had a brain when we were young.

Actually - I'm not sure if that would be worse or worst.
Isn't worst mostly used when describing the thing in question (that was the worst #whatever#" or "out of #one# and #two#, this had to be the worst piece of rubbish in creation!!"
While worse is usually "#one# is more worse than #two#" and "out of #one# and #two#, #two# was the worse one off." - that comparitive?

So was it a comparitive - or descriptive sentance? Or is the above just silly?

even worse

hahaha

Tr0n wrote:So was it a comparitive - or descriptive sentance? Or is the above just silly?

Shouldn't that be spelled comparative and sentence?

d'oh

holding your high & mighty criticisms of others yet you cant even spell a simple word.

now what was davidw saying about having a brain?

hahahahahahahaha

Allow me to fix your post:

CheerleaderChick wrote:

d'oh

Should start with a capital letter. Also needs either a full stop or an exclamation mark on the end. Probably wrongly spelt as I'm sure it's actually "doh".

CheerleaderChick wrote:holding your high & mighty criticisms of others yet you cant even spell a simple word.

Again, should start with a capital letter. Needs a comma after 'others'. 'cant' needs an apostrophe.

BTW, it's spelt "shoes". You might want to remember that.

CheerleaderChick wrote:

now what was davidw saying about having a brain?

Needs a capital letter at the start. Oh, and I was saying you need one.

CheerleaderChick wrote:

hahahahahahahaha

Another capital letter needed at the start.

Apart from that? Perfect, CC. Keep on with it and by the time you hit ninety, you'll be able to type an entire sentence out with a better than average chance of making it understandable.

you are wrong on so many levels.

first, this is a casual forum - obviously - so the formalities are not necessary. this topic discussed in another thread. waaaaaake up!
it would give me great joy to drop each and every one of your posts through a simple word check and provide you with a list of your errors. when using any of the IM chats &/or phone texting, everyone uses shortcuts. removing capitalizations and apostrophes are the first to go. d'oh!

btw, have you ever heard of a little thing called the Oxford Dictionary? what about bbc news? ring any bells? your complete ignorance is showing so i have a little linky-poo for you from waaaay back in 2001 about the homer simpson catchphrase: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/1387335.stm
the headline says:
It's in the dictionary, d'oh!

perhaps you will remember better with a visual...


it isnt even necessary to go on but wiki says...

Origin
"D'oh!" is the comical catch phrase of Homer Simpson, from the long-running animated series The Simpsons. It is typically used when Homer injures himself, realizes that he has done something stupid, or when something bad has happened to him.

The cry of "d'oh!" is typically represented in the show's script as "annoyed grunt." When Dan Castellaneta, the voice actor who voices Homer, was first asked to voice the exclamation he rendered it as a drawn out "dooh", inspired by Jimmy Finlayson, a moustachioed actor of a number of Laurel and Hardy films. The show's creator Matt Groening felt that it would better suit the timing of animation if it were spoken faster so Castellaneta shortened it to "D'oh!"

An interpretation claims that Homer simply uses D'oh! as a euphemism for damn. This last interpretation is supported by Castellaneta himself.

Variations
Variations of the catch phrase have appeared in some episodes of The Simpsons.

On a family trip to Japan, Homer said something in Japanese along the lines of "shimatta-baka-ni," which was translated in subtitles as "D'oh!" "Shimatta" in Japanese is roughly equivalent to "damn it!", whereas "baka" is used to describe an idiotic or foolish person or thing.
When Homer had his jaw wired shut in the episode "Jaws Wired Shut" he was reduced to communicating with others by writing on a chalkboard, including going so far as to write "D'oh" (which confirms the correct spelling of the phrase). The spelling also appeared in Lisa's Sax, in the inscription in Lisa's saxophone.

Homer expressing himself.In the episode "Bart of Darkness", while talking to an apparently Amish man, Homer expresses his frustration over building a barn instead of a pool. The Amish man tells him, "'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English." Homer respons with a "D'oheth!"
In the episode "Burns' Heir", Mr. Burns decides to make Bart his heir and tries to convince Bart that his family doesn't want him anymore. He allows Bart to watch his "family", actually actors hired by Burns, on closed-circuit television. The Homer impersonator (who bears an uncanny resemblance to Michael Caine) drops his sandwich and exclaims "b'oh!" Bart comments that something about his family doesn't seem quite right. At this, Burns switches off the monitor, scurries onto the set and tells the actor "Homer Simpson doesn't say 'B'oh', he says...(looks through script)...'D'oh'!"; when "Homer" tries again, he says it nearly correctly (Duh-oh), if unconvincingly.
In the episode "Bart Gets an Elephant", when forced to spring clean the Simpson home, Homer says "I call the basement." Bart and Lisa both say fine, followed by Homer saying "D'oh?" as if asking a question. When he opens the basement door, he exclaims a normal "D'oh!" when he sees what a mess the basement is.
In the same episode, when Homer crashes their car into a preserved deer statue, he, Lisa, and Marge say, in sequence, "D'oh!", "A deer!", "A female deer!", an allusion to the "Do-Re-Mi" song in "The Sound of Music".
In the episode "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show", due to falling ratings Homer is hired as the extra character Poochie on the show. However, it is a disaster and after the first viewing it becomes clear that Poochie is universally despised. Homer finally asks himself if he liked it. His brain replies that he doesn't want to know and instructs him to look sad and say "D'oh!". So Homer shakes his head and very sadly says "D'oh!".
In the episode "Two Bad Neighbors", Homer befriends Former President Gerald Ford, whom popular culture frequently portrays as being unusually clumsy; at the end of the episode, the two men share a mishap and simultaneously cry "D'oh!"
In the episode Itchy & Scratchy Land the family gets stuck in traffic and all yell "D'oh!".
The term has also appeared in Simpsons creator Matt Groening's Life in Hell comic strip, written "D'ohh! [after the manner of Homer Simpson]" twice in the same strip.
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Episode names
"D'oh!" is not often written as such in The Simpsons scripts. Instead it is written as "annoyed grunt." In recognition of this, several episodes feature the phrase "annoyed grunt" in the episode title where one would expect the term "d'oh". Such episodes include "I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot" (instead of "I, D'oh-bot", a play on I, Robot), "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious" (a parody of Mary Poppins) and "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)".

However, "d'oh" is always uttered in the show's promos that are run by Fox. For example, when Fox promoted the episode that was scheduled to air immediately after Super Bowl #####, it was billed as the "Super Bowl Halftime D'oh!" because Homer interrupts the promo's announcer with "d'oh," which obviously was intended to be a replacement for "show."

Four episodes so far have "d'oh" in their titles: season 10's "D'oh-in' in the Wind," season 11's "Days of Wine and D'oh'ses," season 14's "C.E. D'oh," season 17's "We're on the Road to D'ohwhere" and the upcoming season 18 episode " G.I. D'oh!"

Usage
The term d'oh! has been adopted by many Simpsons fans. The term has become commonplace in modern speech and demonstrates the reach of the show's influence. "D'oh" has been added to the Webster's Millennium Dictionary of English and the Oxford English Dictionary. It is defined as: "expressing frustration at the realization that things have turned out badly or not as planned, or that one has just said or done something foolish. Also (usu. mildly derogatory), implying that another person has said or done something foolish (cf. DUH int.)." The OED etymologizes the word as "popularized by" The Simpsons, but lists usages as early as 1945.

In the German-dubbed version, d'oh! is translated to Nein! (No!). In the Spanish-dubbed version, d'oh! is changed to ¡Ou! (pronounced like the letter O), the same as Ouch! (replaced in later episodes with D'oh, at least in Latin America). The pronunciation, with the proper Homer-like intonation, has entered as well in the popular culture of many Spanish-speaking countries. The closed captions for the program (at least in the U.S.), spell D'oh as D-ohh!

Kenny Mayne of ESPN's SportsCenter has uttered the quote, "That must be a Homer, 'cause the pitcher just said D'oh!" Stargate SG-1's Jack O'Neill has been known to utter "D'oh!" on occasion, notably in the episode "Window of Opportunity." It was also said repeatedly by various characters (especially during the movie segments) of the show Mystery Science Theater 3000. In an issue of the comic book Star Trek: Deep Space Nine published by Malibu Comics, the alien character Jadzia Dax was seen to exclaim "D'oh!" after making an error.

A local FOX affiliate in Los Angeles, KTTV, regularly uses a soundbite of d'oh! on its nightly 10'clock newcast. The sound is played during the Sports segment when reviewing footage where a ball is dropped or other mistake is made.

Usages in other media
After popularized by the Simpsons the expression has been used widely

In the Nintendo DS game Advance Wars: Dual Strike in the history record there is a part that says "You've been ambushed 50 times! D'oh!"
In My Gym Partner's a Monkey(Guano In 60 Minutes) when Jake fell back on the portable he says "Ahhhhh!...D'oh!"
In the Nintendo 64 game GoldenEye 007 in the multiplayer summary screens, if one player manages to kill all four players with a single attack it will read "Quad Kill! D'oh!"
In South Park episode Ike's Wee Wee, Mr. Mackey becomes addicted to drugs and some guy driving stopped his car and said that he [Mr. Mackey] and Homer Simpson have one thing in common, D'oh (sounded like Dope).
In Viewtiful Joe: Double Trouble when ranking a D the D stands for D'oh!
The game Arkanoid 2 'Revenge of Doh'
In the "Sword of Destiny" episode of Arrested Development, Dan Casetellaneta exclaims "D'Oh" as Dr. Stein in a bit referencing his role as Homer.
In Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Qui Gon Jinn pushes away a battle droid with The Force and the droid makes a yell similar to D'oh
In Stargate SG-1, before entering the stargate, Jack O'Neill says D'oh, explaining that he had forgotten to tape the Simpsons.
In some of the English translations of the DiGi Charat manga, Dejiko will occasionally interject "N'yo!" in a play on both her own signature "Nyo," and Homer's famous "D'oh."
Sometimes Squidward Tentacles of Nickelodeon's SpongeBob SquarePants yells "D'oh!" when SpongeBob does something wrong. It's happened in a few episodes.
In the English version of the games Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2,Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 3,and Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi, Son Goten says D'oh when he's hit sometimes.
It appears in some of the fantasy novels of Diana Wynne Jones as 'doh,' perhaps most delightfully in The Dark Lord of Derkholm as "'Doh!' said Galadriel" (Galadriel being an awkwardly-named dwarf). Jones' usage predates The Simpsons.

Origin
Many people in Homer's life (including his wife, son, daughter, boss, next-door neighbor, and both parents) have been heard using the exclamation. However, his half-brother Herb Powell is unique among these, in that he was given up for adoption shortly after birth and was raised in another city (where he could not have learned the phrase from any of those others). This implies that Homer and Herb somehow genetically inherited "D'oh!" from their father, Abe Simpson.

@davidw: it is obvious you are not capable of being civil. your ignorance is already proven. your rudeness is apparent & repeatedly demonstrated.

And you, CC, are about as dim as they come.

she doesnt speak very good english

I'm going to remember that one for a long, long time.

If I may interject. CC: Your Simpson response was very witty as a rebuttal. I'd also like to add that the use of an elision, the apostrophic inclusion replacing the vowel "O" in D'OH, was commonly used way back then, where "then" refers to a time long ago. Bless'd, O'er, ma'am, are examples of the use of elision; usually replacing a vowel, but sometimes a consonant. Therefore, d'oh is perfect linguistical form.

If you want to debate words and grammar, then focus on the word "won't." Sure, "ain't" is not a word since it doesn't break down into a base word (ai?). But how about "wo not?" Huh? Sure, the dictionary states it's a contraction for "will not," but I ain't buying that excuse; just say "willn't."

Moreover, if you are surrounded by "sides" you are "in" the boundary of the "sides"; therefore you're "inside." If you are not surrounded by "sides" you are "out" of the boundary of the "sides"; therefore, you're "outside." Insane? Invisibe? Outsane! Outvisible!

-Witch

I have heard claims that "ain't" is a contraction of "am not".

I always thought "ain't" was slang for "is not".

Yes CC, I can't spell senence correctly..
That was one overcat pointed out to me a week back, and still no luck.

I do try to keep my spelling mishaps to a minimum, but I do occasionally let a couple slip by.
I at least use punctuation and capitalisation, making easier reading and better sentence flow.

CC, look at the picture you posted. It uses "D'oh"... Oh look, capitalisation! Wasn't that the thing you were trying to explain away?
How about the first D'oh in the quote you gave.. First word of a sentence - "D'oh".
In fact, all throughout the quote, are various "D'oh"s.

I would also rate sentence and comparative harder to spell than shoes.
And did I criticise you before hand? I believe I made a comment on the use of worse/worst.

I hate those people who get away with that type of writing in IM's.. And I even use them in texts - only removing them when I need more space.

I'm surprised that "ain't" is not in the dictionary yet.. Although they've let many other words in - some which were purely made up on TV.
Ain't is slang for a fair few words.

I guess if will=wo then is=ai. But ai cannot = am.

That chair "ain't" green.
That chair "am not" green.

-W. W.

thank you all for your comments.

@ tr0n = taking shortcuts is a common daily occurrence. capitalizations such as the use of an exclamation point would depend on the level of emotion, just as with any word. i know i am correct in the use of worse vs worst. SHUZ is a fun way of spelling the obvious word. why do you use a zero in your name instead of the letter O. but at least you were civil about your comments.

@ davidw, allow me to re-fix your fixed post, you Napoleon!...

davidw wrote:Allow me to fix your post:

"CheerleaderChick"

d'oh

Should start with a capital letter. Also needs either a full stop or an exclamation mark on the end. Probably wrongly spelt as I'm sure it's actually "doh".

your first sentence is incomplete. you did not specify what should start with a capital letter. to be absolutely clear, sentences should contain a subject and a verb. please do not try to use the excuse of an implied subject as you have cast the first stone, my dear davidw.

furthermore your next two sentences are incomplete not to mention that "spelt" is not the correct past tense of "spell". That would be: spelled

unless you were referring to spelt, the important wheat species in Europe from the Bronze Age to Roman times which survives today as a relic crop in Europe with a new market as a health food. d’oh!

davidw wrote:

"CheerleaderChick"

holding your high & mighty criticisms of others yet you cant even spell a simple word.

Again, should start with a capital letter. Needs a comma after 'others'. 'cant' needs an apostrophe.

again, see last post about use of unnecessary formalities. d'oh!

davidw wrote:
BTW, it's spelt "shoes". You might want to remember that.

btw, it's spelled "spelled", not "spelt". d'oh! oh, since we are not using shortcuts here, you should not be using abbreviations such as “BTW”. please follow your own rules and type the entire word out, with correct grammar & spelling. you are acting like the hitler/nazi picture someone posted. d'oh!

davidw wrote:

"CheerleaderChick"

now what was davidw saying about having a brain?

Nneeds a capital letter at the start. Oh, and I was saying you need one.

here you are demonstrating ill-mannered aggression. be nice, ya nipple-sucker.

davidw wrote:

"CheerleaderChick"

hahahahahahahaha

Another capital letter needed at the start.

Apart from that? Perfect, CC. Keep on with it and by the time you hit ninety, you'll be able to type an entire sentence out with a better than average chance of making it understandable.

this is riddled with incomplete sentences, not to mention discourteous finger-pointing. if you want perfection let me show you how:

davidw wrote:Another capital letter needed at the start.

as corrected by CC wrote:This sentence should start with a capital letter

[/quote]


d’oh!

Actually, "spelt" is correct spelling, though I believe it's more common in the UK than US.

Also, "I ain't" was apparently correct at one point; "The chair ain't" has never been.

My god, that was a long and pointless rant there, CC. And you know what? You managed the entire thing without putting a single capital letter in the right place.

Well done!

My... God... Just when I thought none of you could be any more sad. None of you are English teachers, English masters, English literarists, and more than likely there's probably no more than 1 or 2 people with an English degree here.

Perhaps you could actually impress somebody by arguing about Latin, or Old English grammar. That would be not only highly more entertaining, but slightly educational to say the least

what a bunch of lame~os. punching and moaning about spelling. if you get the idea behind the post.. then shut up already.

what a bunch of idiots.

The Buck
has spoken

[Tr0n EDIT]
word

thanks unknown. you are right. but davidw is picking on me. yes, again! i am tired of it and i am not going to take it anymore.

The Unknown wrote:
what a bunch of idiots.

The Buck

I think that neatly sums it up.

Nipple-sucking is now an insult?
How the hell did that happen?

If nipple-sucking is an insult, Tron, I'm in for a lot of insulting.

Nudge nudge wink wink say no more.

Is your wife a goer? eh? Does she go, does she go?
Is she into photography? Candid photography?

Haha, the male-ness of it all .

yes its an insult. especially when you are an adult and still sucking off your mama's tit.

d'oh!

Good grief! You got an apostrophe in the right place in that sentence! Woo-hoo!

No capitals alas but, damnit, CC, another ten years and you might convince us you've actually got a brain in there somewhere.

you didn't put mama's tit in there..

You gave the wrong impression there .

davidw wrote:

"The Unknown"

what a bunch of idiots.

The Buck

I think that neatly sums it up.

yeah.. and dont' forget that you were included in that statement. loser.

Wow! I bet your girlfriend must be so impressed by the way you act.

Say, you think if I go and make some silly threats against people on other forums, she'll dump you and shack up with me?

davidw wrote:Wow! I bet your girlfriend must be so impressed by the way you act.

Say, you think if I go and make some silly threats against people on other forums, she'll dump you and shack up with me?

hang up and dial again. thanks for playing. She'd never go out with a loser like you....dream on...

Oh, I dunno. She's going out with a loser now so I'm certainly in with a chance.

Are you not too old for her David?

My God, people. This thread has spun off into never never land hasn't it? Perhaps we could re-name it The Dumbest Thread in the History of The Forums. For God's sake can you all just let this one die? This is truly a load of cretinous drivel. If I were a Moderator I would delete about 80% of the posts in this thread. I mean seriously this is really crap.

Oh, it's not the stupidest topic I've read today. There was this classic posted in another thread:

Far be it for me to interfere with my efforts to throw down the gauntlet and challenge his disciples to make the world safe for democracy.

Well, that one was locked almost immediately. There is nothing stupid about it at all, Davidw. If it were that bad, Alex would have deleted it. I feel that I made some good points there but I don't want to make a scene about it being locked because I have no beefs with the mods here or Alex.

Oh, I quite agree, Vaughan. You made some very funny points. I posted this one on another forum:

Davidw has warned us that faster than you can say "hyperconscientiousness", footling sods will spoil the whole Zen Buddhist New Age mystical rock-worshipping aura of our body chakras.

And everyone there thought it was pretty hilarious, too.

I'm actually almost crying with laughter right now, but I can't work out who at... is that bad? Now come on. Kiss and make up, ladies and gents.

I'm not trying to be freaking funny at all, Davidw. I'm trying to drive a point home using metaphor. Infer what you want from the post. I think most of the people here who read it pretty much get the idea. Though you delight in calling all of us idiots, I assure you that we are not.

-OV

Perish the thought, Vaughan! I mean how could I think anyone who posts

As soon as you're strapped in, I'll announce something to the effect of how there is still hope for our society, real hope -- not the false sense of hope that comes from the mouths of disrespectful bloodsuckers, but the hope that makes you eager to advocate concrete action and specific quantifiable goals.

could possibly be an idiot?

(Seriously. Idiot would be an improvement.)

davidw wrote:Oh, I dunno. She's going out with a loser now so I'm certainly in with a chance.

What a lame post....from a lame poster.. you really should get a life one day.

Geez, your girlfriend's looking rough.

davidw wrote:Geez, your girlfriend's looking rough.

actually that's a picture of your mother.

i thot his mother's ass was WIDER?!!!????


d'oh!

Nope, 'twas yours, simple one.

i thot his mother's ass was WIDER?!!!????

Hahaha, mother's ass.... and it's a pic of a donkey!

CheerleaderChick wrote:i thot his mother's ass was WIDER?!!!????


d'oh!

I know this was recently discussed but "d'oh" is not helping.

Maybe it's actually a pic of The Buck himself. If he really looks like that in real life, it might explain a thing or two about him.

davidw wrote:Maybe it's actually a pic of The Buck himself. If he really looks like that in real life, it might explain a thing or two about him.

I'm better looking than you'd ever hope to be..


The Buck has spoken

Gee, you must be the oldest-looking toddler I've ever seen. All that hate and nastiness has really aged you.

davidw wrote:Gee, you must be the oldest-looking toddler I've ever seen. All that hate and nastiness has really aged you.

I'm a full grown man. I can handle my own. You are the one with the toddler in your avatar. You are such a loser. Give it a rest already...Crawl back into your hole troll.


The Buck

No offense to Unknown and Lucy but:

I believe that picture is as real to Unknown as Lucy's avatar picture is to her.

..unless he really is saying that he is a slim, muscular oriental guy who smokes cigarettes and has long spiky hair and poses for pictures in bars.

I think we've had quite enough of this.

"The Unknown", if I see any more posts from you that irritate me, I am going to ban you from the forums.

Please note that pretty much all of your posts to date have irritated me.

Likewise, anybody else who wants to use this place as a bitching ground will be banned, if they continue after one warning.