One time, when Mekos the illegitamte lawn donkey drank deeply of the gourd of eternal ball jaundice and then became Pegamex (the mexican equall to Pegasus) I considered making a list of all that the great Erectophallusmalerick had taught me about the great fears such as:
Necrocleptabeastapyraphilliaphobia
(the fear of stealing a dead burning animal to hump)
As I looked for a pen to make the list I saw it...
They were crawling out of the carpeting, it was a fork and his friend the muffin. And they were really, REALLY Mad, because at breakfast I ate the bacon.
So, at any rate, no lists for me again. (except set lists, but those don't count and nobody sticks to em anyway)
In the holy name of Conbubeulus,
Dr. Froth