Ha...I bet all of you are wondering what the hell the mahogony donkey is. That thought probably lends itself to the next logical questions:
What the hell is he riding for, and why is he doing it again?
If I had answers, I would not have posted this.
Nooooooooo, I would have kept those answers to myself and horded them like Wilgumpt the Carniverous Fern has been known to do from time to time with the pWOith's.
If you are one with the "Brotherhood of the Fisted Mallard" then reply with the appropriate greeting to a fellow brother and then the plans of he that is most frothy will be finally revealed...
Bwahhahahahahaha!
