Omg u people r so mean and I dont like u anymore b-cuz u post mean thangs about me online. omg wtf lol bbq

--Jakk

didnt you just get here?

well you no whut they say: dont let the door hit ya in the behind on your way out!

you mite even be missed.

you need to go back to school and learn how to spell correctly

I believe he was taking the piss...

he didn't take much did he?

Jakk's been around here for AGES.
And I also believe he was joking too.

I'm pretty sure I am the second person who registered on the forum.

[Edit]
I'm not saying I'm the second person to discover quest, just the second person who managed to get to the new forum to register.

well ive got waaaaay more posts that you...even if you were the 2nd person here...

what are you? tight lipped? hahahahahahahaahhaaaa!

You've almost got as many as me now, and I have a low count compared to the others that registered around the same time as I did.

that prolly cuz chicks are chattier, ya know...!

I wonder how many posts I'd have if my posts from the old forum were added together with these...


1. Tr0n - 1247
2. Zelimos - 959
3. davidw - 670
4. 007bond - 553
5. Alex - 532

CheerleaderChick wrote:well ive got waaaaay more posts that you...even if you were the 2nd person here...

what are you? tight lipped? hahahahahahahaahhaaaa!

Good for you! That's quite an accomplishment, posting on a forum and all.

thank you!

CC, you don't see sarcasm at all do you?
It comes, charging at you, all 7 foot - 15 stones - of it. Screaming some indian war chant and hammering away at a drum, until it slams straight into your face....

I can see how you could easily miss it though..

It's a statistically proven fact that people with an IQ in single figures are immune to sarcasm.

Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

It's not a bad thing to be immune to. Although I might pick other things over that. Like prostate cancer. Or George Bush.

miss it? i thought he was saying he was happy for me..?

whut-evah.

Don't pay any attention to them CC.

I think some of them need to get a life

yeah your rite diasy!

Get a life? This is an Interactive Fiction forum. I think you're speaking to the wrong crowd.

If I got a life it'd interfere with all the more fulfilling things I could be doing.

Like posting on this forum.

What is this L.I.F.E thing you people are speaking about?
Is it a new kind of deoderant?
Something to go under your armpits or something?

On a more serious note, I really hate life at the moment - seeing as how it's full of annoying git's who seem to be out to either get in my way, or purposefully slow me down by being annoyingly idiotic.
None of that above sentance was commenting on anything in this forum - just so you know.

OK, so you guys don't want a life. Fair enough.

Just don't pick on CC and me then.

Go pick on someone else like Jack!

Eh, I usually leave people alone. The only reason you don't like me is because Chearleader Chick can't spell.

nobody shuld blame my spelling on you, jak!

besides - my speling realy isnt bad. this is how you do it in text msgs and its actualy better than secretarial shorthand. i mastered that but you have to use a pencil & paper. d'oh. too much work. i also no how to record notes for court reporting. its like translating another language...and its FUN!

Actually because you went sarky towards me.

But never mind. All is forgiven

I was 'sarky' at CC, not you.

All is still forgiven

i'm not forgiving jakk

Oh no, CC! Say it isn't so! I don't know what I'd do without you! You're my everything!

ahhhhh...i recognize sarkky....but werent you leaving?

so go....and dont let the door hit ya in the behind on the way out!

Well CC, people tend to walk out of the door before closing it You must have very powerful springs on all of your doors for that to happen.

Zelimos wrote:Well CC, people tend to walk out of the door before closing it

That's useful advice, CC. If you're getting hit by too many doors, you should probably pay attention.

She's probably one of those people who always tries to open doors outwards, then thinks they're locked

Sarcasm doesn't become you Jakk

"Sarcasm becomes you", a new thrilling movie about how a guy, in love with two women, finds that they are both acting increasingly sarcy!

"Well Joe, I never-EVER thought you'd cheat on me!"
"Casandra - I honestly thought.."
"Wow - you had a thought Joe? Was that an early christmas present?"

.. Coming soon, to a cinema near you!

Sorry.. Just like the whole idea of that.

I thought jakk's response was quite funny myself .

We get a lot of mileage on this forum of people making fun of CC.

ha...and while they are laffing with me, they are laffing AT you davidw.

8 more posts and i'll be on 1000. Quick, somebody start a flaming thread! easiest way to get a post count.

No, CC, they 'laff' AT you, they 'laff' WITH me.

Of course, if your grasp of the English language ever extends beyond nursery school stage, all that may change...

When are we going to have a "Ridicule Alex" day? 8)

I think the arrival of CC and Unknown on the forum is enough ridicule for one lifetime.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

let me simply point out whooooooo is sucking on a nipple and behaving childishly

Let me point out that if you were any stupider, you'd probably cease to exist. How are you even able to switch the computer on with an IQ that small?

davidw wrote:No, CC, they 'laff' AT you, they 'laff' WITH me

Just to point out, I'm not part of this "They" group.

You might not be part of the group, but I bet you find CC as hilariously dim as the rest of us.

Ignore them CC

You guys should be writing games or something instead of picking on CC

I'm writing a game now as it happens. But I'm good at multi-tasking so writing a game and picking on CC is doable.

CC might be this gorgeous hot chick... That would be just about all that would matter to me.

It's doesn't take a genius to be hot

If she's not hot (Which is most likely... since hot girls don't post on forums all day, especially on interactive fiction forms relating to text-based game development.. trust me on that one), then she can be smart or dim for all I care...

The above statement isn't totally correct..

I mean totally as in, take away the 'interactive fiction' part and you come out looking as a wally - I'm sure there are loads of them in programming forums, althought many would probably have a guy already.

I'd rather have someone I can talk to, and share alot in common, then a 'totally hawt chik!'.
Sure looks matter - and I won't pretend otherwise - but for me it's face-brain-body, in that order.
(and you can tell ALOT from a persons face! How kind they are, how sad they get, etc)

Anyone dumb always pisses me right off.

Good point. You can't judge the hotness, or otherwise, of someone based on whether they go on an internet forum.

Although the very fact that Zelimos is here so frequently doesn't speak much for the hotness point of view.

CheerleaderChick wrote:ahhhhh...i recognize sarkky....but werent you leaving?

so go....and dont let the door hit ya in the behind on the way out!

Am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?

Daisy wrote:Ignore them CC

You guys should be writing games or something instead of picking on CC

I am actually writing a game about picking on CC. I need to pick on her so I can get my game right.

If you need extra content, you could always include the dumb things CC says.

Geez lighten up gang,

One minute you're calling her hot and the next you're picking on her and calling her dumb

I don't think I've ever called her hot. Pick on her and call her dumb? Definitely. But hot? No, I deny that.

CheerleaderChick wrote:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

let me simply point out whooooooo is sucking on a nipple and behaving childishly

Sucking on a nipple is childish?

Daisy wrote:Ignore them CC

You guys should be writing games or something instead of picking on CC

I think some are writing games that are picking on CC!

They should be treating her better.

She seems like a nice person even behind some of that wierd writing.

She seems like a complete nutcase.

How do you really know that?

Going by her posts on the forum. Maybe she's a perfectly normal person in real life, but on the forum? Not normal by a long way.

...and davidw is normal? omg! that's a laff!...hes really a fag. you can tell by the way he talks/writes.


actually, i really dont even need any of the d00ds here like davidw.

guys do drop when i walk in a room. not to brag. but its tru. im kinda embarassed that all eyes follow me. sometimes i dont no whether to hide. or to flaunt!

i guess i luv it tho.

CheerleaderChick wrote:
guys do drop when i walk in a room. not to brag. but its tru.

I believe it. You make me feel nauseous so I'd hate to see what you do to people in real life.

Haha, ok peeps, calm down a little yes?

I'm not judging CC on her looks before I see any pics.
But personally, I see her as one of those girls I wouldn't want to know from school - personality-wise.

CheerleaderChick wrote:guys do drop when i walk in a room. not to brag. but its tru. im kinda embarassed that all eyes follow me. sometimes i dont no whether to hide. or to flaunt!

Shouldn't you be the one "dropping"

Maybe she's got a kind of skunk smell to her. I've heard plenty of people drop the moment one of them walks into a room.

I like the internet. You can pretend to be anyone.

davidw wrote:It's a statistically proven fact that people with an IQ in single figures are immune to sarcasm.

Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

then you must lead a blissful life David... hahahahahhaa

Jakk wrote:I like the internet. You can pretend to be anyone.

Which is why I'm not 100% convinced the girls on this forum are actually girls at all.

Zelimos wrote:

"Jakk"

I like the internet. You can pretend to be anyone.

Which is why I'm not 100% convinced the girls on this forum are actually girls at all.

Do you also like to wear a tin foil hat shaped like a pyramid

And here I thought you seemed like a cool guy.

Blame it on the internet too, I guess

They have a point. Everyone knows there are no girls on the internets.

Daisy wrote:Do you also like to wear a tin foil hat shaped like a pyramid

I like to wear tin foil hats shaped like a 3D model of a DNA strand.

davidw wrote:

"CheerleaderChick"

guys do drop when i walk in a room. not to brag. but its tru.

I believe it. You make me feel nauseous so I'd hate to see what you do to people in real life.

ha. irl you'd be one of the first to drop and start licking my boots baybeeee boy.

steve the gaming guy wrote:

"Daisy"

Do you also like to wear a tin foil hat shaped like a pyramid

I like to wear tin foil hats shaped like a 3D model of a DNA strand.

That must be fun trying to explain to people at parties

Daisy wrote:

Do you also like to wear a tin foil hat shaped like a pyramid

And here I thought you seemed like a cool guy.

Blame it on the internet too, I guess

Well, this is the internet. Anybody can pretend to be anybody. How do you know that I'm not DavidW, playing a massive prank on everybody just because I can?

How do you know I'm not you, pretending not to be me? Only the moderators can work that out, but please... don't ruin my moment here

i can tell you for certain that i am not really me.

Well I know you cant be davidw because I am davidw

Daisy wrote:Well I know you cant be davidw because I am davidw

i dont think you have enough hate in you to be davidw....

One of my other alter egos - let's call him The Schmuck - involves me logging onto forums and acting like a total ass. I'll post endless amounts of offensive messages (usually littered with so many spelling mistakes as to make them all but illegible), refer to my girlfriend in insulting terms (I'm currently calling her dung beetle and letting everyone know she's my "property"), make threats I haven't a hope of carrying out (like gutting people with meat hooks), post photos that aren't me, flame moderators who try to persuade me to act like a decent human being, and, if I'm in a particularly mad mood, keep it up till I get banned. At which point, I'll re-join the forum under a different (but still obvious it's me) username and carry on as before. People will often tell me I'm acting like a fool but, damnit, that's the point. Do they seriously think anyone would act that dumb if they weren't doing it deliberately.

Hey, you're just copying my alter-ego...

there again with the hate....

Now, now, no need to cry. You'll never impress your girlfriend that way.

davidw wrote:One of my other alter egos - let's call him The Schmuck - involves me logging onto forums and acting like a total ass. I'll post endless amounts of offensive messages (usually littered with so many spelling mistakes as to make them all but illegible), refer to my girlfriend in insulting terms (I'm currently calling her dung beetle and letting everyone know she's my "property"), make threats I haven't a hope of carrying out (like gutting people with meat hooks), post photos that aren't me, flame moderators who try to persuade me to act like a decent human being, and, if I'm in a particularly mad mood, keep it up till I get banned. At which point, I'll re-join the forum under a different (but still obvious it's me) username and carry on as before. People will often tell me I'm acting like a fool but, damnit, that's the point. Do they seriously think anyone would act that dumb if they weren't doing it deliberately.

so then you dont no who you are?

schmuck is a good name for you tho.

I quite like the name THUNDER. I may change my name to that.

CheerleaderChick wrote:
so then you dont no who you are?

schmuck is a good name for you tho.

Adults are having a discussion here, little girl. Go play with your dolls and we'll call you back out when the level of conversation has dropped down more to your mentally deficient level.

hahahahahaha

it isnt wize to consider yourself an adult. davidw is a schmuck. you even called yourself one. perfect!

What...?

You're not just stupid, you're beyond stupid. I've flushed things down my toilet that are more intelligent than you, CC.

davidw wrote:What...?

You're not just stupid, you're beyond stupid. I've flushed things down my toilet that are more intelligent than you, CC.

You're a strange man DavidW...

thank you zeee...im glad others agree that schmuck is a davidw...the nouns are interchangeable.

I never said I agreed... I said he was strange.

I might be strange, but I'm not CC. I bet that's something everyone's grateful for.

especially me!

I might be strange, but I'm not CC. I bet that's something everyone's grateful for.

Yes, I awake in the morn', below thy sky a-beauty. Width thine sorrow astranded, whilst mine brow complex.
Hark! Words utter through which two lips upon mine face are stuck - "God damn, I'm glad I ain't CheerleaderChick!"

There's an old guy who lives near me. Only got one leg and one arm. Riddled with disease. An IQ in single figures. Wets himself most of the time. Only three feet tall. Has a nasty tendency to eat his own fingers if he's not careful. No money. Lists his pastime as looking at the wall.

Even he's pleased he's not CC.

hey guess what! the feelings mutual. i wouldn't want to be any of you either.

i guess i didnt no you all hate chicks so much. i new it. this is more like a faggot boy chat room isnt it?

.. Why yes - how did you guess?

Gawd damn I love you Davidw!

*starts to run along the beach in a flash-back style scene while music starts up in the background*
Doo-duuh-diih-daaah-dAA-daaaaaaaahhhhhhh-daaaaaaaaaaaah, doo -daaa-diiii-dooo-daaa-dummmm...

Or it could just be you CC, seeing as how I'm quite fond of girls in general.

I doubt anyone's fond of CC. I've met lepers with more charm.

The moth I just killed on my computer monitor is glad he's not CC.

and for the information, I like chicks, which is why I don't like YOU very much. You remind me of the punk that was in the club last night (Wasted punk festival in Blackpool), and she looked like a guy, and was in the guys toilets... a few minutes later i realised... she was a girl.

That's probably what I'd think if I saw you, CC.

Actually you'd probably think "dear god, someone gouge my eyes out so I don't have to look at that again!"

And why are you guys trying to insult her looks when you don't know what she looks like?

Tr0n wrote:And why are you guys trying to insult her looks when you don't know what she looks like?

I guess there's nothing else to do until 3 O'Clock.

Tr0n wrote:And why are you guys trying to insult her looks when you don't know what she looks like?

If her looks are as bad as her personality, she's probably even uglier than I imagine.

For that kind of deformity, it would be unlikely she could type, or even read for that matter.

I'm just filling this spot because I find it degrading that Zelimos' pseudonym is displayed as the last poster on the Chat forum page for this thread.

And CC: I'm sure you're beautiful to someone... who cares for you.

Do you realize that alot of you are in such need for the acceptance of others? So what that you think CC is ugly... don't fantasize about her or ask her out on a date then! What, must every girl or guy be attractive to you for them to matter to anyone else?

-W.W.

Jakk,

What have you started here?

witch wyzwurd wrote:I'm just filling this spot because I find it degrading that Zelimos' pseudonym is displayed as the last poster on the Chat forum page for this thread.

And CC: I'm sure you're beautiful to someone... who cares for you.

Do you realize that alot of you are in such need for the acceptance of others? So what that you think CC is ugly... don't fantasize about her or ask her out on a date then! What, must every girl or guy be attractive to you for them to matter to anyone else?

-W.W.

Lets get a couple of things strait. Off this forum I have a fantastic and great life, I can go anywhere I want at anytime in my life, and soon i'll be traveling the world. I meet new people every day, I never get bored or lonely. I have had more sex than my post count, I've probably touched more women than you've touched your computer mouse.

I post on this forum purely for entertainment. I like computers, that's ONE of my interests. I seek attention by being (Or trying to be) good at things I like, you try to get attention by being an annoying and useless moron.

Is that how you impress girls? "What's your name baby, I bet I can make the number 75 out of it".

davidw wrote:

"Tr0n"

And why are you guys trying to insult her looks when you don't know what she looks like?

If her looks are as bad as her personality, she's probably even uglier than I imagine.

Hahahaha.... PSSSHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Okay, okay... That's enough now.
I'm gonna have to call in my mod powers and say to people stop attacking CC... Not like she's around to see it, but still - attacking a memeber isn't very nice.

I'm gonna have to try and stop myself going after witch myself..

Actually, this *is* the best post I've ever seen witch make.. No kidding!
It's full of sensible stuff, the sentences make sense, and he's sensible and stuff.
And, although I don't like certain aspects of CC's personailty, I can imagine that someone would like her... Perhaps she was just absent minded when she posted the stuff I saw.

And just enough time for a parting joke;

What, must every girl or guy be attractive to you for them to matter to anyone else?

... Yes!?

Which is better, Jelly, Ice-Cream, or both?

I'd have to say: warm strawberry sponge (like sponge - but strawberry juice mixed into the mix before baking), with warm jam, with custard and strawberry icecream..
*drools*

I've gone off sweet stuff. Sponge is nice (Or atleast it used to be), as long as it's not the Tesco brand which tastes like cushion stuffing.

Custard is best with apple crumble.

Nah, apple crumble is too sour.

Sweet stuff is nice, but I've been going more onto meals than anything else. Proper stuff like chicken breast covered in stuff before baked, along with veggies and stuff. Proper food!

Aye, proper food, a long with walking, cycling, going to the gym, jogging every day, not smoking or drinking or being around smoking and drinking will eventually build you up like a brick. Give it 18 months solid of that, and you'll REALLY notice the difference.

It's hard work, but it's worth it.

Actually, you can drink..
I found that I came away from my hols alot better thanks to all the booze I had.

I wish I had enough free time to do any of that stuff.. Instead I'm buying a rowing machine to use while I listen to music/watch TV.

Lets get a couple of things strait. Off this forum I have a fantastic and great life, I can go anywhere I want at anytime in my life, and soon i'll be traveling the world. I meet new people every day, I never get bored or lonely. I have had more sex than my post count, I've probably touched more women than you've touched your computer mouse.

Hmmm, Michael Jackson, and I bet many more licentious pricks, have the ability to go anywhere at any time and travel the world. Not impressive. And who have they touched? I bet you believe you're more intelligent than me, so forget reading my decryption posts, just go and travel, as long as that option is available (have fun sitting around at the airports). So you meet new people everyday? Who are they? Do you know? Are they worth even knowing? You never get bored or lonely? So. Are you attempting to crunch everyone who gets bored and lonely? Are they bad people? Are you better than them? Oooh, more sex. Quality, not quantity. Slut, should I tag you into the category of "I don't care about the worlds' population" category?

Zelimos, it seems you've contracted the "Look at me! Accept me! I can do all these things you can't!" attitude. You sound like some arrogant politician or oil company boardmember. You've missed the point in living.

What kind of car do you drive? A BMW? And I bet you get all the girls... because they're shallow enough to like you for your car. Have 'em, they're yours.


-Witch

I know I'm new here and all, but why does everyone keep picking on CC? From what I've read, she seems pretty nice.

She's anything but.

CC is nice.

In fact, everyone here is nice, it's just that being mean is the current ton in the Chat forum.

-Witch

Daisy wrote:

"steve the gaming guy"

[quote="Daisy"]Do you also like to wear a tin foil hat shaped like a pyramid

I like to wear tin foil hats shaped like a 3D model of a DNA strand.

That must be fun trying to explain to people at parties [/quote]

"No, really guys, it's a DNA strand..."

"No not a Dixie May Band...a DNA Strand...oh forget it"

I have had more sex than my post count, I've probably touched more women than you've touched your computer mouse.

Z,

This is not something you want to boast about if you want to get a date

coffeebuzz wrote:I know I'm new here and all, but why does everyone keep picking on CC? From what I've read, she seems pretty nice.

coffee... you'll be picked on too by davidw.

Tip of the day: Don't try to defend yourself or you'll be banned.

Syco

So you were only trying to depend yourself, Unknown? Really? Gee, I could have sworn you threatened to gut me with a rusty meat hook at one time.

Ha.

You've certainly changed your tune anyway. One day you're threatening bloody murder everyone on the forum for "hitting" on your "doe" and the next you're adjusting your nappy every two seconds and bawling your eyes out to anyone who will listen.

witch wyzwurd wrote:What kind of car do you drive? A BMW? And I bet you get all the girls... because they're shallow enough to like you for your car. Have 'em, they're yours.

No, I don't drive, the only thing I'm good at is bartending and music. They like me because I am nice to them.

Daisy wrote:Z,

This is not something you want to boast about if you want to get a date

It wasn't meant in a perverted sense, stop trying to twist what I say.

davidw wrote:So you were only trying to depend yourself, Unknown? Really? Gee, I could have sworn you threatened to gut me with a rusty meat hook at one time.

Ha.

You've certainly changed your tune anyway. One day you're threatening bloody murder everyone on the forum for "hitting" on your "doe" and the next you're adjusting your nappy every two seconds and bawling your eyes out to anyone who will listen.

the hate continues.

stop trying to twist what I say.

Now where would be the fun in that then?