Hello everyone, I know none of you guys know me personaly, but if you did you would know that everytime I play a show I like to wear an offensive shirt. There are places on the internet (quite a few really) that sell them but not to many of these places really consistantly cross the line...not the line that I want to cross anyway.

This has led me to open my own company: Ferverwear.
Please check out my starting lineup and give me some feedback about what you guys think about my products.

go to: http://www.ferverwear.com
Now I know that this website sucks right now, but it is really just a placeholder while I find someone much more talented than I (not hard) to make a me a good page. But, you can click on the slideshow to see all my products (and hear a cool song that I wrote), go to the store for safe and secure purchasing, or hit the link to check out the ferverwear myspace page.

OK guys I counting on you to really give me some constructive advice here on my new business so lets have some honest feedback...(unless its about the crappy website in which case mabey one of you should help me build one).

Thanks,

Dr.Froth
http://www.ferverwear.com

The T-shirts are funny as hell. Everything worked fine but I couldn't get the slide show to engage. It's probably due to my popup blocker. You might just want to re-configure that feature because most people have some kind of popup management in place.

For a placeholder, the site looks fine. I'm sure you'll get it put together later. It's kind of retro looking. That's cool in itself. It does what you need it to so I wouldn't sweat it for now. Be sure to check out http://www.jinx.com. It's not nearly as irreverent as your stuff but it's laid out pretty nicely.

Best of luck with it.

/OV

Haha, they crack me up too. If you can assure me they're good quality I may get a few in the near future. I have a few from Jinx and I must say I was impressed by those as well.

it's sick, I don't like it at all.

I've just looked at the site after Farvardins comment and I have to agree it is sick. The picture of that shirt should be taken down immediately.

What kind of person are you?

hahaha, arn't those types of shirts banned in some places?

So you condone rape?

It's not rape if she's dead

What kind of pervert is Froth?

Daisy wrote:So you condone rape?

It's not rape if she's dead

What kind of pervert is Froth?

I don't think he actually has sexual intercourse with dead women. It's an obscene joke, frowned upon by parents, old women, and most females. I wouldn't personally like the kind of attention he probably gets, but each to their own.

Yeah, let's push the boundaries....
Wait a minute, wearing a shirt which deals out idiotic and abjectionable statements - really pushing it now!

In my eyes, you're just as bad as goths.

Trying to prove something to someone else.

Personally most t-shirts with writing on don't appeal to me.. But to each their own. I'm not one of those to object to the fact they're there.. Just if I saw someone wearing the rape one, I'd slit his throat, and do alot more, with my samurai swords .

Thanks guys for checking it out...

For the record:
1.) The only thing I condone is the humor involved by instigating the reaction that viewing my products has caused in some of you...it means alot to me because now I know that they do indeed work.

2.) I play in comedy and metal acts where singing about all kinds of weird and normally unactepable stuff is the norm...this is my target auidance. (this and the people that love to push the envelope)

3.) The shirts are of very high quality and ship out fast...and if you hate it you can return it...so order without fear.

4.)Some of these offend even me so hey....I'm not that bad.

5.) My game that I am making has nothing to do with any of the stuff that would be on one of my shirts so do not fear when the time comes to check it out...

Thanks so much for all your feedback, good and bad. I appreciate it greatly.

Your friend
Dr. Froth

That's the way to be. Fuck the rest, live your life.

After giving it much thought....and the fact that it is Saturday...I am going to change the shrit of the week on my ferverwear page. (since many of you did not enjoy the "It's not rape if she's dead" shirt. (which by the way, it is not becuase she can not say no) (Just kidding, I do not sleep with dead people....jeeez lighten up a little)

So you guys can help decide the shirt of the week, here are three choices...tell me what you think:

1.) Juice Lapper

2.) My X is a B***h

3.) Jesus loves the little children...with Ketchup

Alright...hahahaha, which one should become shirt of the week on the website and replace the rape one.

Thanks for your help as always,

Dr.Froth

Ahahaha. Rape and dead babies. All the crap I heard in the 90s being fed to me again. Yay.

2.) I play in comedy and metal acts where singing about all kinds of weird and normally unactepable stuff is the norm...this is my target auidance. (this and the people that love to push the envelope)

sidenotes: unactepable; you mean, unactable? auidance; are you trying to say audio-ence?

Anyways,
I'm failing to understand how an envelope is being pushed. In my freshman year of highschool, I met a guy named Will Carlson. He'd say hi to my friends and I. We'd say hi back. He was in my English class. Well, not much later, I sat in front of a TV watching an image of him pacing back and forth in a jail cell. He had shot and killed his mother, father, and younger sister; his whole family in their house. After killing them, he went back to his mother and had sexual intercourse with her corpse, then creamed in her. (Laugh) Your writing words on a shirt! Singing a song! Acting in a play! Telling a joke! Willie actually did it!!

You're not pushing any envelopes, which in this case is good. What you need to realize is that you are less of a threat than the real deals. I guess in a way, you should be commended for making the statement that: if you plan on committing a grotesque act such as rape, instead of actually doing it, just put it on a t-shirt or sing it in a song.

Consider that what might be funny to you has actually happened to someone else or someone somebody knows. What if Willie's grandmother (mom's mom) read your shirt? She would have every right to crunch your nuts with her rolling pin. Or what if your mom got raped, killed, then screwed? Yah, funny! Great premise for a play. Here's your script... act it out.

I know write this on a shirt:
Ha! Ha! YOU'RE the DUMB KID who got LOCKED IN a CLOSET. Was BEATEN! Didn't you know THE WORLD HATES YOU for no reason? CRY WUSS!

See how long it takes before you get knifed in the street.

3.) Jesus loves the little children...with Ketchup

I'm not one for KETCHUP (since I'm in the future). Catching up is what you need to do. And if I see you near a child, with a knife, fork, or spoon, you'll find out what "turning water into wine" really means; take a look at your wrist... see the blue water spill as red wine? Or in your case, ketchup? Now whine!

Anyways,
GO DO GOOD, VEIL EVIL.
...and punch God in the face.

-Witch Wyzwurd

p.s. Why are Dr. Froth and Zelimos in agreement?

DR FROTH: FORTH RD
ZELIMOS: MILES OZ

The Dr. is outward (FORTH) in speech. He and Zelimos took the road (RD) that went for miles (MILES) to Oz (OZ). But I, the Wicked Witch of the Stew (cannibalism inference) and Wets (water into wine analogy), flew flying monkeys up their anal cavity. The monkeys forced their way up through their intestines, squeezing forcefully every millimeter of the way. They rested in the stomach and drank gastric acid then shoved their way up through their esophaguses and out their mouths, which wise words have never touched.

I vote Juice Lapper, I think I should get one of those. HAHA!

After giving it much thought....and the fact that it is Saturday...I am going to change the shrit of the week on my ferverwear page. (since many of you did not enjoy the "It's not rape if she's dead" shirt. (which by the way, it is not becuase she can not say no) (Just kidding, I do not sleep with dead people....jeeez lighten up a little)

I'm glad you think this is funny. That is disgusting!

Actually, that shirt about "it's not rape.." .. I just thought "I know - it's called necrophilia" .

Also, I just thought the whole "my X is a billiard ball" was really, REALLY, sad.. Not offensive, or pushing, or anything really. Just rather pathetic.

The website, I don't think I commented on before, but it was rather rubbish.. One of my work-friends designs web pages (commercial/charity), and present me with them for my opinion - so I do know what I'm talking about here when I say: it needs ALOT of work.

Tr0n wrote:One of my work-friends designs web pages (commercial/charity), and present me with them for my opinion - so I do know what I'm talking about here when I say: it needs ALOT of work.

Now that I disagree with completely. His site is obviously rubbish, but until you get into professional web designing/development, you'll never really know what you're talking about at all.

What I mean is - I see alot of pro websites, so I know what is what... Kinda like a movie or food critic.
I wouldn't be able to create a good website easily myself - but I can point out bad bits very easily..

I wasn't trying to give out an impression I am the dog's balls - just that I know alot of pro site's, and so I know when one's bad.

Tr0n wrote:Also, I just thought the whole "my X is a billiard ball" was really, REALLY, sad...

I wasn't trying to give out an impression I am the dog's balls - just that I know alot of pro site's,...

tr0n, what fascinates you about dog's balls? Especially quite odd that they are of the female breed.


-W.Wyzwurd

good grief

witch wyzwurd wrote:

"Tr0n"

Also, I just thought the whole "my X is a billiard ball" was really, REALLY, sad...

I wasn't trying to give out an impression I am the dog's balls - just that I know alot of pro site's,...

tr0n, what fascinates you about dog's balls? Especially quite odd that they are of the female breed.


-W.Wyzwurd

It's a British term, English slang meaning "Top notch", "top quality", "very very good", "high standards".

I can't quite remember the exact term... Dog's bollocks? I thought it was something quick and catchy - like "#### nutz" ... But can't remember.

And *what* are of the felame breed? The word I replaced with billiard ball?
Billiards is a pub game, British Pool. Half a snooker table (not exactly) and only 3 colours and a white cue ball.

Are billiards a breed of dog; anyone?

The Dogs Bo**acks is actually the name of a fine red wine.

The name of wine? And you guys think I have problems.

Anyway, I have found a guy to assist me in making a decent webpage for the store so do not worry...it won't be rubbish (except for the products) for much longer. Though thinking about your comments, I changed the link to go directly to the shopping cart site. The crappy place holder was indeed much to crappy. I have made my first sell today (and I invented the darn thing less than a week ago) HOORAY.

I won't bring it up here again on Quest. I have been following this forum since March or something and I like it. I am making a game that I hope everyone will enjoy and I'm looking forward to yours.

Thanks for the input and feedback...no hard feelings...it's all in fun.

Take care,
Dr.Froth

Haha, Froth - it's OK if you bring it up here again.

I wouldn't say getting rid of it is 'an answer'.
It'll allow you time to perfect it I guess..

Congrats on the sale - which shirt was it BTW?

I kid you not.

The name of wine? And you guys think I have problems.

Er, whatever

WHATEVER - ER = WHATEV

WHATEV: VAT HEW

Can you tell me the hew of the vat which held "The Dog's Bollocks", Zelimos? Anyone?


-W.W.

Ok, I'll bite...

WHATEVER - ER = WHATEV

WHATEV: VAT HEW

WW, I've seen you post stuff like this before...what is it? Some form of numerology, except with words? Am I going to regret asking you this...?

Am I going to regret asking you this...?

..Yes.

WHATEV + "YOU SUCK" - WHATEV + "YOU WALLY" = "YOU SUCK YOU WALLY"... OMG!

Leviathan asks and says:

WW, I've seen you post stuff like this before...what is it? Some form of numerology, except with words? Am I going to regret asking you this...?
_________________
You are but a stupid name in a stupid game.

Leviathan,
You are about to enter into the alphanumerical web of reality. As your signature aptly states: "You are a... name in a... game." Consider the notion that you "spell" with letters and that magic is cast with "spells." Next, if you anagrammatize the word spell, the only solution is "pells" from "pell-mell," which is "a confused or jumbled mess." Using this knowledge, instead of viewing it as meaningless junk, entertain the notion that it is an alphabetical code, meant to be found and used. I did, and followed the trail further. In my hunt, I stumbled upon the word "pi," which, also, means "any confused mixture; jumble." I then connected "pi" to the acronym "PI" or "Principal Investigator," and assumed that role.

spell/spell
pell-mell
pi PI (or pi's Principal Investigator)

Then I became interested in the "spell/spell" connection. What if words denoting syntax anagrammatically resolved into terms concerning magic? I asked myself. So I put the pen to the paper. I found anagrams and added them to their source and found that short descriptions were created, such as: PHRASE SHAPER, SERVE VERSE, SENTENCE NET SCENE. I also found that WORD transformed into DROW and ROW'D. I read WORD DROW ROW'D as an instruction, so I "drew" a "row" and placed words into it, like as follows:

PHRASE SENTENCE VERSE - (syntactical descriptions)
-----------------------------------
SHAPER NET SCENE; SERVE. - (anecdote)

After much research, I unveiled many types of formats that hold specific types of information, such as: Morals; past, present, and future events; personal anecdotes; how reality was created; and more. So as a service to Axe Forum members, especially those in the U.K., I created a thread entitled "Q-Bert Style" and went live with a prediction. It met with much opposition, considering readers weren't able to understand how disassembling and reassembling their words could be used to prophesy, which I've never explained as of yet. If you read the thread, study the posts concerning code by others and me; this will require you to ignore flame-wars by others, which is probably 2/3rds of the thread (as usual). You'll notice that I'm pulling data from other posters and combining it into a general storyline about terrorism (some data spoken of might be in other threads, so you might have to look around). The events the decryptions refer to do occur and how the decryptions connect to the events are described in the thread. You have to imagine the decryptions as "becoming clearer" in meaning as the situation they speak of nears.

Keep in mind, it's a code. It's not a word-for-word account of what was going to happen/did happen.

Keep in mind, the ingenuity involved in linearly decoding something like tr0n's signature, without reordering the sequence of its letters at first, anagrammatizing it, then building words and abbreviations from it that are real and can be referenced. You must consider that this decryption, using my process, is the only sensible result possible, which must mean something.

Usually when I employ my process there are people who develop a strong resistance to it, even get angry or absurd. I believe those people see it works, but they realize that it can spoil the element of surprise (what the future holds) or that it hints toward a preplanned destiny, and this upsets them.

My heart went out to those in he U.K. when I dumped my decryptions upon them, and I only meant it as protection and a way for them to prepare. You'll notice no one responded to my latest post in the "Q-Bert" thread concerning the date that the Israel-Lebanon Cease-Fire Agreement was signed, but then again you won't see any replies in my "Utopia" thread either. If you can determine why that is, then you'll understand.

Make sure you read the dates of my posts, so it's obvious that any future-telling is done before the event or any public knowledge of that the event occurred.

-W.

Do you mind posting a non-encryption summary of your messages to those of us less geek inclined?

Thanks in advance.

Hey Daisy, how's it growin'?

Sounds like a decent plan, but I'm not sure exactly what you want me to do. Leave out the encryptions and post just my decryptions? Both compliment each other and would be obscured if alone. Would you please define exactly what you want from me.

-Wyzwurd

Hows about this?
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/catalog/produ ... 19658b8d4e

I found that one hilarious!

used to post on there years ago. bit old and childish for me now.

witch wyzwurd wrote:Hey Daisy, how's it growin'?

Sounds like a decent plan, but I'm not sure exactly what you want me to do. Leave out the encryptions and post just my decryptions? Both compliment each other and would be obscured if alone. Would you please define exactly what you want from me.

-Wyzwurd

Speak in English moron

Daisy wrote:

"witch wyzwurd"

Hey Daisy, how's it growin'?

Sounds like a decent plan, but I'm not sure exactly what you want me to do. Leave out the encryptions and post just my decryptions? Both compliment each other and would be obscured if alone. Would you please define exactly what you want from me.

-Wyzwurd

Speak in English moron

That was English...

wud u lik him 2 speek lik dis so u can ndastand?

Zelimos wrote:

"Daisy"

[quote="witch wyzwurd"]Hey Daisy, how's it growin'?

Sounds like a decent plan, but I'm not sure exactly what you want me to do. Leave out the encryptions and post just my decryptions? Both compliment each other and would be obscured if alone. Would you please define exactly what you want from me.

-Wyzwurd

Speak in English moron

That was English...

wud u lik him 2 speek lik dis so u can ndastand?[/quote]

Great, another moron

Zelimos can speak in 3rd person to.

I can also speak in 3rd person about the 4th dimension while being in the 3rd dimension and the 4th dimension simultaneously. And Daisy as far as calling me a moron... You're right! I'm more on than off, MOROFF!

-W.W.

The difference between the 3rd and 4th dimension is that you can also see your back side in the 4th.

I can see my back-side using a mirror
PWNED!11!oneenoeneon

Actually the 4th dimention is time, en which we all move at a fairly constant rate through. I say fairly because of relativity, and I'm not sure how many of you are traveling close to the speed of light....

Yes, so being able to 'see' the fourth dimension (you are going along the fourth dimension - but you cannot see along it. You're stuck in one spot so to speak) means you could see your ass.

If you could see through the 4th dimension then you have mastered the art of seeing into the future and therefore yes you could see your ass, but as what it will look like. But IF you did manage that then you'd get the noble prize for inventing the time machine. Thus everyone's happy that their ass is ok, and all can change their futures to suit them. Good night!

Hey, While you guys are chilling in the 4th dimension you need to wear some of my shirts....I need the advertisement.

Ha ha, maybe we think our butts look big in them, seeing as we can all now see our butts..... te he. Just teasing.

Nope, my ass looks quite nice thanks .

tron, please, just shoosh...


Go here and view the 4th dimension in its letter-level format:

http://www.globallablog.com/legi_cab2003.html


or here, if you can get thru it all:

(Axe Forum >> Chat >> Q-Bert style)


And concerning the much publicized flight 5191 plane crash recently:...

5191 >> 5, 191 >> 5, 911 >> 5, 9/11 >> 5 yr anniversary of 9/11 attack.


-Wyzwurd