Thought I'd have an official "just starting" thread, for the sake of it really. Even though I'm not really just starting. Anyway. Hi, how are you? Had a good day?

Some of you (alright, one of you) might know that I'm usually associated with Adrift as far as writing IF goes, but I'd like to know the benefits of other options, and here seems as good a place to start as any.

Peace out

Sprite x x

Damnation! That's a provocative statement.

*guts Sprite with a rusty meat hook*

*laughs* and I was being so careful!

"being so careful"

I'm sure there's a hidden message in there. Let's see:

being: bee - kind of flying insect
so: clear mispelling of sew
careful: sounds like a car full of something

A-ha! Got it!

You want to sew flying insects into my car until it's full!

See, WW? You're not the only one who can decipher the hidden content in seemingly innocent statements!

Mods! Ban her!

Curses. Foiled again, like a crisp packet. And I spot an insult in there, for which you will be punished at a later date - you will play nice on my thread, kiddies!

Hi sprite, nice to see another girl here.

Pay no attention to david, I think he is upset because he isn't arguing with Zelimos these days

It's either that or WW has him confused like the rest of us

Welcome anyway

Thanks Daisy, it's nice to get a friendly welcome! Don't worry about David (he's a sweetie when you get to know him, don't tell him I told you).

Hello Sprite, very nice to meet you, I hope you enjoy Quest.

Daisy, leave it out. That was actually funny was David posted.

Oh, I think your secret is safe with us Sprite!

Good to have you join our little gang.. Even better that you know DavidW.

And yes, guys play nice in this welcome thread - or fear the wrath of the mod's [edit] button.

Ahhh thankyou! I feel so loved. *curtsies*

So how does this work. Do you guys mostly write / play IF? Is Quest the only system you use?

Tr0n wrote:Oh, I think your secret is safe with us Sprite!

Good to have you join our little gang.. Even better that you know DavidW.

And yes, guys play nice in this welcome thread - or fear the wrath of the mod's [edit] button.

Ha! I don't fear the mod's edit button! You're a complete GREAT PERSON you are, Tron, and I don't give a FLUFFY PUPPY DOG what you think about it! Go and BUY YOURSELF SOME CANDY, YOU NICE MAN and don't think you can ZIPPY DOO me!

Edited by Tron: 21st August 2006 at 3.15 PM

David! C'mon, man, save it for the other threads. I like Tr0n.

Sprite... Is this because you look like one?

Oh, here come the goblin jokes. Sprites are actually fairies, and I shall defend that defnition to the death! (of anyone who disagrees with me.)

Hey, you're not the only one on here we call 'Sprite' (or 'Fairy' anyway). I'd say who it was but it's probably better that it remains Unknown.

I thought sprites were meant to be little mischievous things, about the size of two thumbs - so about the same as fairies.. But couldn't fly, and were more male-orientated?
At least, that's what *I* read while growing up.

And you deserved that too David! ... I can Zippy Doo you at any time!
Hahaha.

Tr0n wrote:

And you deserved that too David! ... I can Zippy Doo you at any time!
Hahaha.

Not while I have my strength, you don't.

Hey, Sprite, he's nicked that picture of you!

davidw wrote:Hey, you're not the only one on here we call 'Sprite' (or 'Fairy' anyway). I'd say who it was but it's probably better that it remains Unknown.

I picked up your not so subtle little messege..
I'm not sprite.

Welcome to the forum Sprite.. be advised, davidw can and will be vicious towards you.

that is all

Syco

Sycophant wrote:
I'm not sprite.

Sprite breathes a huge sigh of relief.

I'm Sprite

Is this what they call an identity crisis? If even I don't know who's me, we're never going to get anywhere!

Don't worry all. Not only can I take it if any big mean people start victimising me, David won't. Will you.

Whether I look more like a goblin or a fairy is up to those who know what I look like!

Sycophant, I hear if you ignore him he goes away

Same to you, David.

Play nice. x x

Sprite wrote:Sycophant, I hear if you ignore him he goes away

I've tried that. He wont go away.

So, um yeah. This 'Quest' thing...?

Waste of time. No one uses Quest. They just come here to bait the trolls.

[Tr0n Edit]
I removed a line.

Ohmigosh. Ok, losing interest now. It's a shame, people seemed quite nice at the start, but where I specifically asked for no flaming on my welcome thread, this hasn't been a fun experience for me. Maybe I'll be back if things change. x x

Hey, it's a fun place the Quest forum is. Troll baiting, arguments over shuz, gutting people with rusty meat hooks for "hitting on my doe", sycophants, minions and my plans for world dominations via mind control and footling sods.

Two years ago someone started a thread about games but it didn't last very long.

I think I 've deleted a couple of posts from here.
Didn't want any flaming in a welcome thread.

isn't it time the internet was banned?

Zelimos wrote:isn't it time the internet was banned?

By who? who can ban the internet?

I CAN!!

... More deleted.

What are you deleting?

David and Unknown, slapping each other, and calling each other trolls.
I just don't think it's appropriate in a welcome thread - especially as it's driven her away from at least posting.

I think welcoming threads shouldn't go into flame-wars over who is or isn't a troll.
.. Technically, isn't a sprite a very tiny troll?

So now YOU are calling Sprite a troll. Shouldn't you be deleting that.

Yet another woman who can't tell a joke from an opinion. I'm quite sick of your kind, go back to Planet Bland.

*deletes everyone's post*

Yes, t'was a joke. Hence the smiley.

I don't contradict myself that easily - preaching with one hand and practicing something else with the other.

Zelimos wrote:Yet another woman who can't tell a joke from an opinion. I'm quite sick of your kind, go back to Planet Bland.

First of all you need to stop using jokes as opinions sweetie.

Was planet Bland a joke or an opinion?

Daisy wrote:

"Zelimos"

Yet another woman who can't tell a joke from an opinion. I'm quite sick of your kind, go back to Planet Bland.

First of all you need to stop using jokes as opinions sweetie.

Was planet Bland a joke or an opinion?

Don't try and seem smart, it doesn't suit you. As for joke or opinion, I think it was both.

Zelimos wrote:

"Daisy"

[quote="Zelimos"]Yet another woman who can't tell a joke from an opinion. I'm quite sick of your kind, go back to Planet Bland.

First of all you need to stop using jokes as opinions sweetie.

Was planet Bland a joke or an opinion?

Don't try and seem smart, it doesn't suit you. As for joke or opinion, I think it was both.[/quote]

What are you on about now? You think it was a joke and an opinion?

As for being smart, there is no "trying" that is involved in that.