Never done a poll before. Seems like a good idea.

This can not be any more retarded than the other crap being posted around this forum...so why not.

This is for science, so there are no right or wrong answers. Just be honest about how you feel.

I rader have nothing dropped from a building or got hurt

Chainsaw to the forskin!!

I take it I'd be able to use local anesthetic like a ... whatever it's called?

Once the chainsaw starts cutting you'll fall unconscious from the pain, don't worry!

That's like asking: "Would you rather be given millions of dollars or a bunch of rare gems worth millions of dollars"? What a dilemma!

I'd rather answer the million dollar question...

Would you take the million dollars if it required doing one of the things above?

The question is moot. I'd never get the million dollars because I wouldn't be able to select which pleasure to receive.