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Try asking God where he get's his shoes.
... He says everything he knows he taught himself...

Just seems to give fairly automated responses.. About what you'd expect from a flash media file.

But it can still be funny!

Me:
So...
God:
Blimey.
Me:
i see you're using flash
God:
I am using Explorer.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
so i guess i should start spilling my soul then right?
God:
And? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
nothing I guess
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
where shall i start?
God:
A place we call "reality.".
Me:
then i guess we'll start there
God:
Anytime soon?
Me:
now if you like?
God:
Why now? I think I do.
Me:
ok
God:
Blimey.
Me:
so, i killed a man
God:
Oh. You had better call the authorities.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
could you not elaborate?
God:
I could but I don't know if I am that interested.
Me:
but you're god!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so surely you could give me some advice?
God:
Excuse me! I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
alright
God:
OK.
Me:
so yesterday i raped a woman
God:
Right on. You should contact the authorities.
Me:
i'd rather speak to you about it first
God:
I would rather be driving a car.
Me:
you're not really interested are you
God:
What makes you think I am not interested?
Me:
you won't give me advice
God:
What makes you think that I won't give you advice.
Me:
you keep telling me to call the authorities

Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
what is sex?
God:
Sex is the means of animal evolution.

Me:
yalla nig
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
wtk u racist
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
ye p3nis
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
LUL GAY
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
YU
God:
I've never heard of them before.

Me:
you're pathetic
God:
you're the one talking to a computer

God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
hot pockets
God:
That sounds better than cold pockets.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Andrew
God:
Hi there Andrew.
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Andrew
God:
Hi, Andrew.
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Andrew
God:
OK I will call you Andrew
Me:
Ok

Me:
so your not god?
God:
Gee. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
so your an ass? sodomy is coming your way
God:
It's all good. Do you mean "you are an ass "? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
no
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
sodomy means anal sex
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
see, god can't get any
God:
I see. I am a Christian.
Me:
christianity is a lie
God:
I think christianity is more than that.
Me:
come to think of it, i do too. its a way of controlling people
God:
Where is to think of it you do too ? christianity is a way of controlling people. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
glad to know i can convert god from christianity to athiesm
God:
I am glad to know you can convert god from christianity to athiesm too.


proof christianity is a lie, even god can be converted

Hahaha.. Both the "hi" talk and the "atheism" talk are gold.

I couldn't stand to talk with it longer than 5 minutes.

Thanatos wrote:God:
I am glad to know you can convert god from christianity to athiesm too.

"And then God vanished in a puff of logic"