The Simple Woes of Maidenhood by ApoDog

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman in posession of her life must be in imminent danger of losing it. You are Eliza Phoningitin, a willowy maiden of alabastar skin, curly chestnut hair, and a face that has been called 'not unhandsome' at least once. You must navigate the simple woes of Regency maidenhood, arriving in possession of a husband without succumbing to the deaths that plague maidens. For instance, you just heard the other day that your dearest Lydia read a novel and went mad. You'll be certain not to pick up a novel, if this text based game suggests that foolish act!