What Are the Odds That All of My Love Interests Are Emotionally-Distant, White-Haired Twinks? (aka WATOTAOMLIAEDWHT) by Tuononda

Your name is Not-Crick, and you are a run-of-the-mill sanctum knight working underneath Eastern Solistia’s finest protectors: the Sacred Guard. As humdrum as your daily routines are, you suppose that boredom is better than feeling nothing at all. There are few things of note that happen between your hiring and the consecutive days following your official induction by the grace of Captain Kaldena. It seems as if this will be what the rest of your life has in store for you…

…that is, until Captain Kaldena assigns you to the duty of watching over a triad of troublesome men. Many sanctum knights with much more notoriety than you have attempted to take on this important job, only to bail within a mere hour or two. You think that this will be your big break; a chance for you to show Captain Kaldena, Deputy Cubaryi, and the entire Sacred Guard that you are more than just a disposable mook. Somehow, someway, you think that your clients will be simple, sane people to deal with.

They are anything but.

Charming cover art by yours truly. Everything else also by yours truly.

Special thanks to:
Mimiktem - <3
Yesteryear, Sazuka57, and HazelGatoya - The first playtesters!