WORST FIRST DAY EVER by AlbertPVenczel

What a predicament! Your first day on the job and already you're coming face to face with dark forces far beyond anything that your mere mortal mind has yet been trained to deal with. But, as the saying goes, you make your own luck in this world, and how many times in one's life does one get the chance to save some lives, kick some butt, and maybe... just maybe... defeat the personification of Pure Evil Incarnate! Or, you could choose to turn tail and run. It's entirely up to you. And isn't that the point, after all?