o shit you're a doctor by supermetroid

holy bitch, you're a doctor. You just woke up in a lab coat in a hospital and everyone is calling you "doctor." You don't remember going to medical school and becoming a doctor. Could this be from all the pizza your weird friend from that defensive driving course gave you? You don't remember anything at all from before this exact moment - what happened? No time to think about it now - you have a patient!