You Are a Turkey! by Jacqueline A. Lott

This was written at pretty much the very last second for ClubFloyd's 2011 Thanksgiving Speed-IF session, inspired by Christos Dimitrakakis, who said, "Let's play You Are A Turkey!" during a ClubFloyd session while we were waiting for the 'real' games to be uploaded. So before you go blaming the author, consider first blaming Christos Dimitrakakis.