Mel Katts and the Dirty Diaper of Death by melkatts

You are the man, the myth, the bowling league champion, Agent Mel Katts. You wake up in your overly priced, way too big (even for your standards) mansion after being knocked out by someone. You must go on a world wind adventure to discover the reason for this hideous deed. Maybe 'world wind adventure' is overstating it a bit. More like, looking around because you have nothing better to do, but you get the idea.