Rod.net has been shelled, and it's up to you to get him out.
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Rodriguez Internet?
Update: This is now the final version of Part I, unless anyone finds any gamebreaking bugs. Enjoy!
[ C/W: Blood, Death ]
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Additional Notes: While there are several "Game Over" screens, there are also several intentionally unwinnable states that it is very easy to get into. The game will not tell you when you you can no longer progress. You have been warned.
Some sections may be made more difficult without knowledge of Breath Mints player backstories / lore. This is unavoidable, sorry!