School by Gander 47

[CLAUDE, spoken]
On the north-east tip of North America
On an island called Newfoundland
There's an airport
It used to be one of the biggest airports in the world
And next to it is a town called Gander

(sung)
Welcome to the Rock if you come from away (Hep!)
You probably understand about a half of what we say (Hep!)
They say no man's an island, but an island makes a man

[CLAUDE & BEULAH]
'Specially when one comes from one like Newfoundland

[COMPANY]
Welcome to the Rock!

[BEULAH, spoken]
That mornin' I'm in the classroom
It's our first day back and the school buses are on strike!
So, I'm covering for Annette who's running late

[ANNETTE, spoken]
Sorry, Beulah! How's the kids?
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[BEULAH, spoken]
Not exactly thrilled to be inside on such a gorgeous day
So, I told 'em we'd only have a half day this mornin'
And they were quite pleased
Until I told 'em we'd have the other half in the afternoon!

[ACTOR 8]
Welcome to the wildest weather that you ever heard of!

[DOUG]
Where everyone is nice, but it's never nice above

[ANNETTE]
Welcome to the farthest place you'll get from Disneyland

[CLAUDE]
Fish 'n chips and shipwrecks

[WOMEN & CLAUDE]
This is Newfoundland

[COMPANY]
Welcome to the Rock!
An islander, I am an islander
I'm an islander, I am an islander
I'm an islander, I am an islander
I'm an islander, I am an islander
[OZ, spoken]
That mornin' I'm in my car
The kids cross airport boulevard to get to school
And that time of day people are in a little bit of a rush
To get to work and stuff
So, normally I sit there and run my radar (Whoop! Whoop!)
And if they're speeding I'll stop 'em
And write out a warning ticket
I'll write S-T-F-D:
"Slow the fuck down!"

[ACTOR 2]
Welcome to the land where the winters tried to kill us
And we said:

[COMPANY]
We will not be killed!

[ACTOR 9]
Welcome to the land where the waters tried to drown us
And we said:

[COMPANY]