This game inspires me! It has been played (as of 3-25-15) a total of 90 times. This suggests to me that if I were to post an actual game on here that is not a complete pile of crap, people will most definitely play it, and quite likely enjoy it. I think I may very well do that. I actually did chuckle in a couple spots so I decided this deserved a 2. I also enjoyed the irony of playing a text game so that I could play an XBOX within the text game. Of course, the primary reason why I play a text game is to avoid playing a commercialized, imaginationless, 1st-person-shooter-clone like you'd find on an XBOX.