You should not mess with the potatoes.
Hullo, this is an awesome game created by me, Steffma. It begins in a forest, as all good text adventure thingies should. So, ya ya, typical Choose your own Adventure, bla bla bla. After that, however, it is anything but. I ain't gonna spoil anything, but let's just say, there's more to people (or rather, potatoes) than meets the eye. Especially if your eye just got a laser shot into it (I'm warning you right now, there IS a possibility that this will happen. Viewer discretion is advised, yada yada). Anyways, this thing is super awesome. And don't tell me that this is not how a text adventure thing should go, because I can make this however I want. And I just did. There.