A Realistic Simulation of Life at Guilford College by 1890s-kid

Your view is an endless expanse of color and light. You are standing in faintly outlined path scattered with cherry trees; your view arcs down and away in all directions; the wind is reassuring, and the sunlight dances on the waving grass before your bare feet. The grass and earth feel soft, and you sink your toes into the soil and smile. You sway whimsically— you are having trouble keeping your eyes open. A key at your feet shines a reddish hue.

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Comment 1890s-kid

11 Apr 2019

>:)

the weed number

Comment serentrippidy

03 Apr 2019

What's the max highscore

Review VicariousValkyrie

31 Mar 2019

the code is spotty in some places, but the writing is phenomenal. i got stuck in places, but i figured it out. the messages at the beginning are helpful for people who are new to the system. disapointing lack of political assassinations ;_;

Comment turntechgodhead4

31 Mar 2019

use the ducks, but make sure the duck is in your inventory before you yeet him and be quick about it because you can only hold onto him for about 20 seconds, im not sure exactly how long

the blade is embedded in the tree near nathan hunt road, so you have to climb the tree to get it

Comment serentrippidy

31 Mar 2019

I'm stuck, how do you get past the construction workers?
Also where's the blade? Am I missing something

Review serentrippidy

31 Mar 2019

This is amazing! I liked the magic vape pen subplot

Comment 1890s-kid

28 Dec 2018

thanks dad

Comment Yoose the Goose

27 Dec 2018

This is the most astounding text adventure game I have ever played in my (literally?) entire life! The person who constructed this must be some sort of genius. I think Guilford College should give him lots and lots of honors and awards and scholarships and a car and a trip to Japan and stuff.